You vs The Person Above

[zyroda]

This kid says he's 16, but he hasn't grown a pair yet
I'll "karate chop" you like yo' was a carrot
You shouldn't be allowed to battle me, you don't have the balls
Ain't no bad-ass, just because you don't return calls
Cursing, look kid, this is a rap battle, ever heard of it
You're more stupider than scientology scientists
Wanna know what doesn't look good, your social life
It's your time to get out of this world, Grim Reaper's scythe
Get the f*ck out of here, you're as useless as a garden gnome
Yo' face so ugly, it looks like John Lennon with down syndrome
P!nk, you're a dirty little freak, a nitty gritty
You have the potential of a low life virgin, you'll never get a "soft kitty"

[Rocket]

A Hooligun is talking to a Rocket? How crazy
you guys can't make real rhymes cuz you're lazy
say Hooligun... what's with that blush? Your entire face is red
or is it blood from me making you lyrically brain dead!
NicePeter would be embarrassed of what you did to rap
and EpicLloyd would go Chuck Norris on you, and perform a super b*tch slap
Tell me if you already heard this joke: A Rocket, a Hooligun, and a Frog
thinking they can rhyme when they're already doing it all wrong

I'll hit this wannabe right out of the park!
NP and Lloyd would be ashamed of you,throw you in the dark!
Keep coming back to be thrown in the dirt
You may be "strong" on the outside, but in you're lyrically hurt!
And you be the one doin it wrong!
You probably don't even know how to play Pong!
And Hooligun, perv before you state
Because I happen to have a bigger by the Universe's fate

[Mat4yo]

This kid says he's 16, but he hasn't grown a pair yet
I'll "karate chop" you like yo' was a carrot
You shouldn't be allowed to battle me, you don't have the balls
Ain't no bad-ass, just because you don't return calls
Cursing, look kid, this is a rap battle, ever heard of it
You're more stupider than scientology scientists
Wanna know what doesn't look good, your social life
It's your time to get out of this world, Grim Reaper's scythe
Get the f*ck out of here, you're as useless as a garden gnome
Yo' face so ugly, it looks like John Lennon with down syndrome
P!nk, you're a dirty little freak, a nitty gritty
You have the potential of a low life virgin, you'll never get a "soft kitty"

Softy kitty, wet kitty, little ball of fur.
i get more p*ssy than you, of that im sure.
you think im bad looking, but youve never seen me
do i need to get my girlfriend to make you believe me?
you rap like a sad white kid who's just angry
cause his parents didn't pay him his weekly salary
and the malady for that is me shutting you down
its lights out for you doctor, you cant turn this around.
you think using comparisons of kids with diseases
is a way to get me to cry and break into pieces?
i'll cease this, belive this, crucify you, Jesus
ill beat you so bad you'll be desperate to leave this.

[SuperRapz]

This kid says he's 16, but he hasn't grown a pair yet
I'll "karate chop" you like yo' was a carrot
You shouldn't be allowed to battle me, you don't have the balls
Ain't no bad-ass, just because you don't return calls
Cursing, look kid, this is a rap battle, ever heard of it
You're more stupider than scientology scientists
Wanna know what doesn't look good, your social life
It's your time to get out of this world, Grim Reaper's scythe
Get the f*ck out of here, you're as useless as a garden gnome
Yo' face so ugly, it looks like John Lennon with down syndrome
P!nk, you're a dirty little freak, a nitty gritty
You have the potential of a low life virgin, you'll never get a "soft kitty"

Softy kitty, wet kitty, little ball of fur.
i get more p*ssy than you, of that im sure.
you think im bad looking, but youve never seen me
do i need to get my girlfriend to make you believe me?
you rap like a sad white kid who's just angry
cause his parents didn't pay him his weekly salary
and the malady for that is me shutting you down
its lights out for you doctor, you cant turn this around.
you think using comparisons of kids with diseases
is a way to get me to cry and break into pieces?
i'll cease this, belive this, crucify you, Jesus
ill beat you so bad you'll be desperate to leave this.

Oh my.

[Mat4yo]

This kid says he's 16, but he hasn't grown a pair yet
I'll "karate chop" you like yo' was a carrot
You shouldn't be allowed to battle me, you don't have the balls
Ain't no bad-ass, just because you don't return calls
Cursing, look kid, this is a rap battle, ever heard of it
You're more stupider than scientology scientists
Wanna know what doesn't look good, your social life
It's your time to get out of this world, Grim Reaper's scythe
Get the f*ck out of here, you're as useless as a garden gnome
Yo' face so ugly, it looks like John Lennon with down syndrome
P!nk, you're a dirty little freak, a nitty gritty
You have the potential of a low life virgin, you'll never get a "soft kitty"

Softy kitty, wet kitty, little ball of fur.
i get more p*ssy than you, of that im sure.
you think im bad looking, but youve never seen me
do i need to get my girlfriend to make you believe me?
you rap like a sad white kid who's just angry
cause his parents didn't pay him his weekly salary
and the malady for that is me shutting you down
its lights out for you doctor, you cant turn this around.
you think using comparisons of kids with diseases
is a way to get me to cry and break into pieces?
i'll cease this, belive this, crucify you, Jesus
ill beat you so bad you'll be desperate to leave this.

Oh my.

oh my?

[SuperRapz]

This kid says he's 16, but he hasn't grown a pair yet
I'll "karate chop" you like yo' was a carrot
You shouldn't be allowed to battle me, you don't have the balls
Ain't no bad-ass, just because you don't return calls
Cursing, look kid, this is a rap battle, ever heard of it
You're more stupider than scientology scientists
Wanna know what doesn't look good, your social life
It's your time to get out of this world, Grim Reaper's scythe
Get the f*ck out of here, you're as useless as a garden gnome
Yo' face so ugly, it looks like John Lennon with down syndrome
P!nk, you're a dirty little freak, a nitty gritty
You have the potential of a low life virgin, you'll never get a "soft kitty"

Softy kitty, wet kitty, little ball of fur.
i get more p*ssy than you, of that im sure.
you think im bad looking, but youve never seen me
do i need to get my girlfriend to make you believe me?
you rap like a sad white kid who's just angry
cause his parents didn't pay him his weekly salary
and the malady for that is me shutting you down
its lights out for you doctor, you cant turn this around.
you think using comparisons of kids with diseases
is a way to get me to cry and break into pieces?
i'll cease this, belive this, crucify you, Jesus
ill beat you so bad you'll be desperate to leave this.

Oh my.

oh my?

That verse was amazing!!!

[Mat4yo]

This kid says he's 16, but he hasn't grown a pair yet
I'll "karate chop" you like yo' was a carrot
You shouldn't be allowed to battle me, you don't have the balls
Ain't no bad-ass, just because you don't return calls
Cursing, look kid, this is a rap battle, ever heard of it
You're more stupider than scientology scientists
Wanna know what doesn't look good, your social life
It's your time to get out of this world, Grim Reaper's scythe
Get the f*ck out of here, you're as useless as a garden gnome
Yo' face so ugly, it looks like John Lennon with down syndrome
P!nk, you're a dirty little freak, a nitty gritty
You have the potential of a low life virgin, you'll never get a "soft kitty"

Softy kitty, wet kitty, little ball of fur.
i get more p*ssy than you, of that im sure.
you think im bad looking, but youve never seen me
do i need to get my girlfriend to make you believe me?
you rap like a sad white kid who's just angry
cause his parents didn't pay him his weekly salary
and the malady for that is me shutting you down
its lights out for you doctor, you cant turn this around.
you think using comparisons of kids with diseases
is a way to get me to cry and break into pieces?
i'll cease this, belive this, crucify you, Jesus
ill beat you so bad you'll be desperate to leave this.

Oh my.

oh my?

haha im not sure it was my best but thanks :D

[zyroda]

You're the lowest of the evolutionites, Darwin Charles
I kick out all your teeth, look like Grandpa from Hey Arnold
Sick of all the fucka's that proclaim sh*t like Dane Cook
My verses are so sick, they instantly become the hook
You've gotten too much sh*t of a Music Overdose
So f*cking ugly, people please don't get too close
I don't take you serious, f*ggot, you shook
You a half of a f*cking half-way crook
Little white-boy don't know sh*t he's talking about
Yo' keep spittin' on the mic, notin' honest, stitch up yo' mouth
F*ck you b*tch, you just another hater
You act like Darth Vader tryna' battle Opie Taylor

[LAWLzoR]

You're the lowest of the evolutionites, Darwin Charles
I kick out all your teeth, look like Grandpa from Hey Arnold
Sick of all the fucka's that proclaim sh*t like Dane Cook
My verses are so sick, they instantly become the hook
You've gotten too much sh*t of a Music Overdose
So f*cking ugly, people please don't get too close
I don't take you serious, f*ggot, you shook
You a half of a f*cking half-way crook
Little white-boy don't know sh*t he's talking about
Yo' keep spittin' on the mic, notin' honest, stitch up yo' mouth
F*ck you b*tch, you just another hater
You act like Darth Vader tryna' battle Opie Taylor

Speaking of haters, I'm talking to one right now
hoof punch your rhymes into non-existence, POW!
"I don't take you serious..." should I even go near that statement?
your rhymes are so bad, I'm in the state of amazement
get off the topic of ugly before I go on about WWE
so much fail in your lines, you outta be in a meme
at least D. Cook is funnier than any joke you try to make
every rhyme you make is a lie. Shall I call you a cake?

[SuperRapz]

You're the lowest of the evolutionites, Darwin Charles
I kick out all your teeth, look like Grandpa from Hey Arnold
Sick of all the fucka's that proclaim sh*t like Dane Cook
My verses are so sick, they instantly become the hook
You've gotten too much sh*t of a Music Overdose
So f*cking ugly, people please don't get too close
I don't take you serious, f*ggot, you shook
You a half of a f*cking half-way crook
Little white-boy don't know sh*t he's talking about
Yo' keep spittin' on the mic, notin' honest, stitch up yo' mouth
F*ck you b*tch, you just another hater
You act like Darth Vader tryna' battle Opie Taylor

Speaking of haters, I'm talking to one right now
hoof punch your rhymes into non-existence, POW!
"I don't take you serious..." should I even go near that statement?
your rhymes are so bad, I'm in the state of amazement
get off the topic of ugly before I go on about WWE
so much fail in your lines, you outta be in a meme
at least D. Cook is funnier than any joke you try to make
every rhyme you make is a lie. Shall I call you a cake?

I'ts My Time To Shine, And Show This Fellow Brony his Fate.
We're Supposed To Love And Tolerate, So Why You Tryin' To Segregate
Against The Doc? I'll Smash you So Bad It'll Leave You In Shock.
All The Way Up The Block, Tick To The Tock,
Im Running Out Of Time, To Defeat You With my Rhyme,
You Trying To Chime Against Me Is A Rapping Crime.