You vs The Person Above

[LAWLzoR]

Lawlzor is still obsessed with ponies: big surprise there
Go cry in a corner when I rip off Rainbow Dashes hair
I kick your ass left and right today, tomorrow, everyday
You suck so much you couldn't finish your rap, that's why I say
I'm the best rapper, not some brony poser like you, you piece of pony sh*t
My raps a wreck? At least I have some brainpower put into it
Bet you won't return this rap, cause I know who you really are
Have fun in jail, Jerry Sandusky, living life behind bars
Nah, you can't be Sandusky, because you're a bad liar
When I started rapping again, I set the place on fire
You tried to set the place on fire, you did it wrong, many people died
I can say I beat you, you can't even say you tried

Looks like someone's mad because they didn't understand my 2nd to last line
but don't worry. Grow a brain and you'll be fine
look up "pauper" in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of your lines
I be beatin' you up without even tryin'
you need that long line just to defeat ONE person?
I'm the rap teacher here, and it looks like you're not learnin'
lesson 1. Don't create a speech for your rap
lesson 2. I'm the frickin' best, old chap!

[Uprising]

I didn't make a speech, I just made a big point
I take my time in making raps, Lawls, I run this joint
Epicz isn't epic at all, cause you spelled Epics wrong
No wonder you talk about dictionarys, you wanna seem smart dawg
I just figured something out: MLP's a rip off of the Honeymooners, not surprised you see
An example: MLP took "straight to the moon" and made it a crappy thing to say
Bow down to the king, that king being me
Get out of here cause you're about to be history

[Moonjik]

I didn't make a speech, I just made a big point
I take my time in making raps, Lawls, I run this joint
Epicz isn't epic at all, cause you spelled Epics wrong
No wonder you talk about dictionarys, you wanna seem smart dawg
I just figured something out: MLP's a rip off of the Honeymooners, not surprised you see
An example: MLP took "straight to the moon" and made it a crappy thing to say
Bow down to the king, that king being me
Get out of here cause you're about to be history

It's time I stepped back in the ring,
Yeah, it's time I started rapping again,
I'd like to announce something, Uprising, it's been fun,
But I'd just like to tell you boy that you are my son,
LAWL's already given you a beating, you're our prey,
I'll beat you back to the day when you were nothing but child's play!
Its over, can't you see? You can't beat me,
I got all my brothers with me and I'm dishing some P!
I'm outta here till you bring your ass back in after half-time,
You can never, ever compare to a brony's rhymes,

[LAWLzoR]

I didn't make a speech, I just made a big point
I take my time in making raps, Lawls, I run this joint
Epicz isn't epic at all, cause you spelled Epics wrong
No wonder you talk about dictionarys, you wanna seem smart dawg
I just figured something out: MLP's a rip off of the Honeymooners, not surprised you see
An example: MLP took "straight to the moon" and made it a crappy thing to say
Bow down to the king, that king being me
Get out of here cause you're about to be history

Bronies made that phrase, not the show. A**hole
yo bro, what else don't you know?
By the way, your group is gonna rename itself
I should call in ERBoH, cuz you're gonna need help
the "z" is there for extra swag, which we don't even need
when you become a leader of a group, then you can whine to me
your name is uprising, but you're taking yourself down
also, give that dictionary another look around
that's not how you spell "Dictionaries", dumba**
stop dribblin' your balls, and get yourself outta here, FAST

[Beat]

I didn't make a speech, I just made a big point
I take my time in making raps, Lawls, I run this joint
Epicz isn't epic at all, cause you spelled Epics wrong
No wonder you talk about dictionarys, you wanna seem smart dawg
I just figured something out: MLP's a rip off of the Honeymooners, not surprised you see
An example: MLP took "straight to the moon" and made it a crappy thing to say
Bow down to the king, that king being me
Get out of here cause you're about to be history

Bronies made that phrase, not the show. A**hole
yo bro, what else don't you know?
By the way, your group is gonna rename itself
I should call in ERBoH, cuz you're gonna need help
the "z" is there for extra swag, which we don't even need
when you become a leader of a group, then you can whine to me
your name is uprising, but you're taking yourself down
also, give that dictionary another look around
that's not how you spell "Dictionaries", dumba**
stop dribblin' your balls, and get yourself outta here, FAST

I'm also back, and i'm here to slaughter some pony ass
you gave up on rapping me because you just always placed last
Group rename itself? as if the name could get worse enough
ERBoH could kick your ass, so you should not act tough
Swag? What does that have to do with you?
Your going to be the one whining by the time i'm through
Don't tell him to stop dribblin' balls, when you have none
If I were you i'd quit rappin, before your pussy pops, son

[Roy49]

I may just be new, here
But don't underestimate my s**t
I pawn people more times
Than a human blinks
Your name is kind of ironic,
'Cause you got no nice "beat"
Now, I'm going to give you
The ultimate defeat
The only havoc I see you giving
Is with your bad rhymes
You should be arrested
Because your flow is an awful crime.
When I'm through with you,
You're going to be breathing through a tube
And think to yourself,
"I just got owned by a noob".

[Beat]

I may just be new, here
But don't underestimate my s**t
I pawn people more times
Than a human blinks
Your name is kind of ironic,
'Cause you got no nice "beat"
Now, I'm going to give you
The ultimate defeat
The only havoc I see you giving
Is with your bad rhymes
You should be arrested
Because your flow is an awful crime.
When I'm through with you,
You're going to be breathing through a tube
And think to yourself,
"I just got owned by a noob".

Really? I can't believe this noob
thinks you can beat me? Get back to using your lube
I didn't get owned, I just got another chance to win
as I always do, because defeating me is a sin
My flow is a crime? You being on the board is one
You've been cowaring before me before this rap has begun
Now before you run to the admin and try to get me banned
Remember i'm the best, i'll bury your burnt ass body in the sand
Your raps may be long, but your rhymescape is weak
Just like my name, bitch, I can't be beat!

[Roy49]

I may just be new, here
But don't underestimate my s**t
I pawn people more times
Than a human blinks
Your name is kind of ironic,
'Cause you got no nice "beat"
Now, I'm going to give you
The ultimate defeat
The only havoc I see you giving
Is with your bad rhymes
You should be arrested
Because your flow is an awful crime.
When I'm through with you,
You're going to be breathing through a tube
And think to yourself,
"I just got owned by a noob".

Really? I can't believe this noob
thinks you can beat me? Get back to using your lube
I didn't get owned, I just got another chance to win
as I always do, because defeating me is a sin
My flow is a crime? You being on the board is one
You've been cowaring before me before this rap has begun
Now before you run to the admin and try to get me banned
Remember i'm the best, i'll bury your burnt ass body in the sand
Your raps may be long, but your rhymescape is weak
Just like my name, b***h, I can't be beat!

Defeating you is a sin? Then, I'm the biggest sinner of all
Just because you been here longer, makes you think you're so tall.
You think you're really the true winner, I reckon
But I'm not cowering before you, I asking your mother for seconds
You think you're causing havok. I'm only mindly amused
Because I know I'll be winning this, you're going to lose
Everything that comes out of your mouth is pure shit
So, I recommend you leave this one, man. Just beat it!

(You're really good, man. This is really fun.)

[Faker]

I would just like to step up to the mic.
I just want to say, goodbye.
Though, my Pokemon exploits will end quite sour.
To every single member of my army, I couldn't be prouder!

(This is not an insulting rap. I'm saying goodbye, to the whole forum.)

[Beat]

I would just like to step up to the mic.
I just want to say, goodbye.
Though, my Pokemon exploits will end quite sour.
To every single member of my army, I couldn't be prouder!

(This is not an insulting rap. I'm saying goodbye, to the whole forum.)

Oh. Holy. Shit. Your leaving? Why?