You vs The Person Above

[BKTurner47]

Lawlzor? Is that a rejected Godzilla character?
I’ll bow you down with my rapping whip and I shalt have it all!
You’re the worst type of Brony around.
I’m not even a Brony. YOU DONT SAY? Yes I do. Turn things down.
You may have talent, but I have ten times as much.
After this you’ll start needing a crutch!

You're not a brony? Go make a thread about it
now come on dude, no need for shoutin'
I don't need a crutch, cuz I have your rhymes in my clutch
your rhymes stink more than oven from the Dutch

I made that rhyme in a hurry, had tons of stuff to do.
There’s people on TTC, TFW2005, but this man too?
Listen there partner, you don’t deserve a Deviantart drawing.
You need to chill out and go to a bonding,
and NO! I won’t make a thread about how I’m not a brony.
Because everyone knows who I am. Not some fanatic addicted to some crazy ponies.[/quote

You suck, dude, you suck,
ERB fan is out of luck,
Your crappy suggestion will never be taken on board,
Get out of this forum and take your shit with you, dawg,

Your raps get shorter by the minute, mine get longer.
I'm the best rapper on earth, YOU SUCK on doth yonder.
I don't suck, I'm full of luck, me compared to you, I'm a celebrity.
Call me the big moderator forever, the big Remy Buxaplenty.
I was a fan of him when I was younger, but now I'm older.
Now excuse me while I crush this dumbass brony with a boulder.

[Beat]

Yo, time to lay out the facts:

This topic is wack, why does it exist?
It's only effect is making people pissed
Why waste your time doing this? There's better things to do
You can diss me all you want, but I won't waste my time to diss you

It's not wasting time, it's the most viewed topic on the forum
We were all better than you, before this site was even born
Stop flaming on this topic, your just being a troll
Now take Peppy's advice, and do a fucking barrel roll!

Actually, Upcoming ERB Discussion is the most viewed topic
You can't see the facts when they're right in front of your face, you're clearly myopic
"Stop flaming on this topic"? I only just began
How about this? Stop BITCHIN' and face the facts like a man!

I thought you wern't going to dis back
Rapping skills is exactly what you lack
Your the pawn, i'm the fucking overseer
Just get the fuck out of this topic, you queer.

[quote=?Beat?]

Yo, time to lay out the facts:

This topic is wack, why does it exist?
It's only effect is making people pissed
Why waste your time doing this? There's better things to do
You can diss me all you want, but I won't waste my time to diss you

It's not wasting time, it's the most viewed topic on the forum
We were all better than you, before this site was even born
Stop flaming on this topic, your just being a troll
Now take Peppy's advice, and do a fucking barrel roll!

Actually, Upcoming ERB Discussion is the most viewed topic
You can't see the facts when they're right in front of your face, you're clearly myopic
"Stop flaming on this topic"? I only just began
How about this? Stop BITCHIN' and face the facts like a man!

I thought you wern't going to dis back
Rapping skills is exactly what you lack
Your the pawn, i'm the fucking overseer
Just get the f**k out of this topic, you queer.[/quote:1i1iwxl1]

If you had good rapping skills, you'd know that forum doesn't rhyme with born
Stop bein' a b*tch and go back to watching your p*rn!
(Also, it's pronounced "o-ver-se-er" and that doesn't rhyme with queer, so you lack rapping skills.)

[zyroda]

Instead of the fan's that keep blowing on us/ Should just open a window so you just hop off us/
You use swearing words just to extend your syllables/ Even the new guys are still bein' typical
Don't say Beat can't rap he'll whine like he's in a condom commercial/ Dog, f*ck you up, chasin' squirrels, What a relief, there's no addiction to Pokemon Diamond and Pearl/ Let's let Beat believe what he wants to believe/ He just joined Havok, BUT, he still hasn't achieved/ Havok is smoking the wrong end of a cig- they're on a butt-licking rampage/ Save your butts unless you like getting it licked, a.k.a. fag-God of Bron-ay/ God's against homosexuality, but at the same time a brony/ You're a starburst contradiction why can't you hop off the meme, please/ Roy the dumb bum, that sucks like some/ You people like putting stuff in your mouth? Here's a gun/ Pull the trigger and you'll be set free/ Then you realize you're burning in hell either you're bad, or a brony

[Beat]

Instead of the fan's that keep blowing on us/ Should just open a window so you just hop off us/
You use swearing words just to extend your syllables/ Even the new guys are still bein' typical
Don't say Beat can't rap he'll whine like he's in a condom commercial/ Dog, f*ck you up, chasin' squirrels, What a relief, there's no addiction to Pokemon Diamond and Pearl/ Let's let Beat believe what he wants to believe/ He just joined Havok, BUT, he still hasn't achieved/ Havok is smoking the wrong end of a cig- they're on a butt-licking rampage/ Save your butts unless you like getting it licked, a.k.a. fag-God of Bron-ay/ God's against homosexuality, but at the same time a brony/ You're a starburst contradiction why can't you hop off the meme, please/ Roy the dumb bum, that sucks like some/ You people like putting stuff in your mouth? Here's a gun/ Pull the trigger and you'll be set free/ Then you realize you're burning in hell either you're bad, or a brony

Omg, I thought you got banned. I'm just not going to respond, you'll try to start a sissy fight.

Instead of the fan's that keep blowing on us/ Should just open a window so you just hop off us/
You use swearing words just to extend your syllables/ Even the new guys are still bein' typical
Don't say Beat can't rap he'll whine like he's in a condom commercial/ Dog, f*ck you up, chasin' squirrels, What a relief, there's no addiction to Pokemon Diamond and Pearl/ Let's let Beat believe what he wants to believe/ He just joined Havok, BUT, he still hasn't achieved/ Havok is smoking the wrong end of a cig- they're on a butt-licking rampage/ Save your butts unless you like getting it licked, a.k.a. fag-God of Bron-ay/ God's against homosexuality, but at the same time a brony/ You're a starburst contradiction why can't you hop off the meme, please/ Roy the dumb bum, that sucks like some/ You people like putting stuff in your mouth? Here's a gun/ Pull the trigger and you'll be set free/ Then you realize you're burning in hell either you're bad, or a brony

How much of your life did you waste writing that?

[LAWLzoR]

Instead of the fan's that keep blowing on us/ Should just open a window so you just hop off us/
You use swearing words just to extend your syllables/ Even the new guys are still bein' typical
Don't say Beat can't rap he'll whine like he's in a condom commercial/ Dog, f*ck you up, chasin' squirrels, What a relief, there's no addiction to Pokemon Diamond and Pearl/ Let's let Beat believe what he wants to believe/ He just joined Havok, BUT, he still hasn't achieved/ Havok is smoking the wrong end of a cig- they're on a butt-licking rampage/ Save your butts unless you like getting it licked, a.k.a. fag-God of Bron-ay/ God's against homosexuality, but at the same time a brony/ You're a starburst contradiction why can't you hop off the meme, please/ Roy the dumb bum, that sucks like some/ You people like putting stuff in your mouth? Here's a gun/ Pull the trigger and you'll be set free/ Then you realize you're burning in hell either you're bad, or a brony

...what? What is this?

[Beat]

Doc is so lost in madness he forgot he wasn't rapping me out.

[Beat]

[quote=ERBFan2875]

Yo, time to lay out the facts:

This topic is wack, why does it exist?
It's only effect is making people pissed
Why waste your time doing this? There's better things to do
You can diss me all you want, but I won't waste my time to diss you

It's not wasting time, it's the most viewed topic on the forum
We were all better than you, before this site was even born
Stop flaming on this topic, your just being a troll
Now take Peppy's advice, and do a fucking barrel roll!

Actually, Upcoming ERB Discussion is the most viewed topic
You can't see the facts when they're right in front of your face, you're clearly myopic
"Stop flaming on this topic"? I only just began
How about this? Stop BITCHIN' and face the facts like a man!

I thought you wern't going to dis back
Rapping skills is exactly what you lack
Your the pawn, i'm the fucking overseer
Just get the f**k out of this topic, you queer.

If you had good rapping skills, you'd know that forum doesn't rhyme with born
Stop bein' a b*tch and go back to watching your p*rn!
(Also, it's pronounced "o-ver-se-er" and that doesn't rhyme with queer, so you lack rapping skills.)[/quote:6mu2hls9]
O-ver-se-er
Q-u-e-er
rhymes

[zyroda]

How much of your life did you waste writing that?

Probably way less than how much of your life you waste on the internet

Beat

That's ok I can live with your stubborness