You vs The Person Above

[BKTurner47]

NOBODY TALKS TO TIMMY TIBERIUS TURNER THAT WAY!
My fairies? More like THE INTERNET! Your myths will pay.
Hell, I’d be better off rapping against my imaginary friend Gary!
Sup Rising? You fall! I bet you’ll never get married.
I’m just being a kid, I even kissed the girl of my dreams!
You just sit around the computer just waiting for a beam.
Let me shoot you and order a gun from eBay.
This isn’t a test. I know! But you’re rap’s will never stay.
I’m the tall one here. You’re like that Buxaplenty kid, you disappeared!
I bet that your geeky friends were all faking to like you. You’d trade them for beer.

[Cool-The-Renegade]

I'M made up? What the f*ck? Take as look at yourself,
It's rough, it's tough to realize, but you're wrong as hell!
You're a fictional character, buck teeth, not scary,
Just a kid in a pink hat who hangs out with fairies!
You know why showoffs show off? Because they rock.
I'm a boss, old hoss, and I'm always on lock!
Your rap's a test of one thing: my nerves.
It's absurd! You prove more annoying with every word!
This IS the cool place, and that's ME, okay?
I'm the type of rapper who wins solo in a relay!
Take a hike, Timmy, cry your eyes out while you're curled,
Hey, it's not MY fault your parents wanted a girl!

[Uprising]

Let me shoot you and order a gun from eBay.

I'm still alive, stupid, you did that sequence in the wrong order
Well, Timothy, I wouldn't expect much from a fictional character
Hard hittin all day, all night, let me teach you something easier than ABC
You've been hypnotized, you actually think you can beat me?
You're way too small for your age, are you a midget?
Go away, you know you lost, i'll even buy you a plane ticket
Who's next? I don't care! I'll beat them like they're dead weight
Timmy, your time is up, go play dolls with all your classmates.

[BKTurner47]

I could wish you away and change my name to Chuck Norris!
Because of that, I win! Your spell affected all of these dunces.
You Doo NOT sound like a good man to even be!
I have an entire SHOW based off of me! On other sites, you stink like a failing comedy.
I turned the meanest boy in town into a wimpy cowardly idiot.
I’m like - wait AM a boss while you’re too scared to even think of that.
While I go win at life, you lose at everything.
I’m not a showoff, I saved an alien from a crazy one. YOURE NOTHING!

[FireballDragon]

Mind if I jump in? Ahem:

Call me a Street Fighter
Because I'm a new challenger!
You've got nothing on me;
The anime rap master!

I'm actually SURprised
At this thread going for this many days
If I came in earlier
It would been locked in 1 page!

How are Turner's fairies gonna compare
To the Black Magician or the cast or MAR?

You're not Cool or a Renegade
Just resign to your fate!
I've meet better rebels than you
Named the Straw Hat Pirates!

You rule bronies? Like Hulk said "Puny God".
I bet you hang out with Ned Flanders, Rod, & Todd!
I don't even like rap*, but above you, I rule!
Call me your teacher, because I'll take you to school!

*I really don't.

[BKTurner47]

That’s all you got? ONE RAP FOR ME?
Looks like you couldn’t have the nerves for more. Don’t follow me!
I know you can’t rhyme me with me, but you rhyme it with it.
Not real I say, but I was played by Drake Bell once! That’s how I live.
You being the teacher? Well, I’m your principal.
The kid principal that is, I’m better than you. This is unwish-able.
Time for some movie magic, since I’m bringing in the Oscars.
I’m Luke Skywalker while you’re dumb old Harry Potter.

[FireballDragon]

I've got more than that for you Turner, along with your buck teeth!
I actually prefer the gaptooth of Double D!

How do you justify being played by Drake Bell
When his music is stuff they wouldn't even play in Hell?

Cosmo and Wanda got shit on the Legend of Zelda*!
I WISH you would give, and acknowledge your betters!

I'm the anime rap master, kid!
How you gonna measure to the North Star's Fist?
I'm gonna beat you like Spiegel and then go "Bang!"
Just settle for Tootie, give up on that bitch Tang!

*Bracing myself for a Navi joke...

[BKTurner47]

Master of anime? That’s just a lie!
Butch Hartman will kill you! That’s the real guy!
I’m the god of cartoons! I can’t give away anything about fairies.
If you’ve even SEEN my show, you’d know that’s stuff’s scary!
Maybe I DO have a crush on Daniela Monet, but you’re probably a jerk.
I’ll send you with Zim and back to planet IRK!
You’re Fairly Odd there, I agree, YOU SHOULD GROW UP!
Not me, since I’m just being a kid while you still have a sippy cup!

[FireballDragon]

At least Zim's funny, with the exception of GIR!
You and he are super-annoying cartoon characters!

Butch Hartman? Please! He's got nothing on Bruce Timm!
It's Batman not Catman, give us back Adam!

It's no joke, that I'm the master of anime!
But I can do western, except for you, who should be ashamed!
You jumped the shark, your show, I can't even watch it!
I'll sic Popeye on you, and feed him plenty of spinach!

[RBM]

I'LL MUNCH YOUR GUTS!

I'LL PUNCH YOUR NUTS!

My foot is big enough to kick all these fellas' butts!

I'LL CRUNCH YOU SUCKERS!

FOR LUNCH AND SUPPER!

Just ask Rob himself, we've had enough of these fuckers!


Hi, it's Redbugman, most famous forum master on here.
I'll go ape shit and bananas like Donkey Kong on 'dees queers!
I'll shoot lyrical fireballs, they call me the true dragon!
Rap skills and a reputation is what these misfits are lackin'.
I'm cooler than a Renegade, red animal prints are what I'm packin'.
Hey, didn't know pink clothing was the new style back in!
Seriously, you cartoon impersonator, don't mean to be mean.
But your own fucking clothing is the only girly pink you've seen.
SUP-Uprising, I believe we met before.
I went bottoms up! SLAM DUNK! On that b-balling whore!
My raps are individually intersected with hardcore.
My raps are so slippy and tricky they'll knock you to the hard floor!
I outclass masters of anime and cartoon freaks!
You seem to be outta season while being cooked like dead meat...
None of you chumps will ever admit to defeat,
But you all know that I'm better, so come and bow to my feet.