You vs The Person Above

[FireballDragon]

Crush me? Crush ME?! You're a freaking man-bug!
Get outta here before I pull your legs off one-by-one!
I'll put you and and another bug in a jar and shake it up
Then I'll watch who wins, but from you, I won't count on much!

I'm a real dragon, not a little one like Spike!
I'm gonna burn you so bad, you'll turn into Fluttershy!
But hey! I don't even watch MLP!
I just wanted to show you how lame you are to me!

I see you like Pokémon, nothing wrong with that!
But there's better anime than those, I know it, that's a fact!
Screw all of Team Havok, I bow to no one!
My fists are faster than the legs of Eyeshield 21!

[Faker]

Crush me? Crush ME?! You're a freaking man-bug!
Get outta here before I pull your legs off one-by-one!
I'll put you and and another bug in a jar and shake it up
Then I'll watch who wins, but from you, I won't count on much!

I'm a real dragon, not a little one like Spike!
I'm gonna burn you so bad, you'll turn into Fluttershy!
But hey! I don't even watch MLP!
I just wanted to show you how lame you are to me!

I see you like Pokémon, nothing wrong with that!
But there's better anime than those, I know it, that's a fact!
Screw all of Team Havok, I bow to no one!
My fists are faster than the legs of Eyeshield 21!

You called for a dragon known as Spike, he's here!
Ready to beat down this Roshi level queer!
Why are your paragraphs like lists?

Like this.

You skippin lines like you skip puberty, bitch!?
Fluttershy gets real mean, remember the bear and dragon?
Oh, you don't watch MLP, you only read creepy Inuyaha fanon!
Why don't you think twice before messing with the best!
Ten hut, soldier! I want your best, no less.

[RBM]

Crush me? Crush ME?! You're a freaking man-bug!
Get outta here before I pull your legs off one-by-one!
I'll put you and and another bug in a jar and shake it up
Then I'll watch who wins, but from you, I won't count on much!

I'm a real dragon, not a little one like Spike!
I'm gonna burn you so bad, you'll turn into Fluttershy!
But hey! I don't even watch MLP!
I just wanted to show you how lame you are to me!

I see you like Pokémon, nothing wrong with that!
But there's better anime than those, I know it, that's a fact!
Screw all of Team Havok, I bow to no one!
My fists are faster than the legs of Eyeshield 21!

I may be Redbugman, but I'm about to squash you!
Ask all of your shitty anime cartoons, you're about to get SCREWED!!!
Only about fifty posts? You call ME LAME?!
Everyone in the whole forum knows I can beat you at this game.
You want to fuck with MLP and Havok?
I'll give you a Sonic Rainboom flash, in a Dash, so have it!
You're a stupid ass virgin who watches shows no one likes.
I'll be writing rap battles, have fun scrubbing your dyke!

[FireballDragon]

Ah, you finally made it, I'm so thrilled!
Remember, Spiky, you got nothing on Spiegel!

'Least I got visible genitals, and just for your info,
It's like a rainforest down there, you wanna see kiddo?

...No, I may read fanfiction, but I'm not that sick.
Don't you dare compare me to that turtle hermit!

This is the absolute truth, in time you'll see
That when this is over, you're gonna LOVE ME!

Hey, bug-man! I'll post so much, and become the star of the show
You're gonna meet my shoe, specifically my sole!

I may be a virgin, but I don't fake being a pimp!
Call it a dyke? Dude, it's a DICK!

Maybe the reason no one likes what I watch
Is because I've got better taste, you'll see that I rock!

[Faker]

Ah, you finally made it, I'm so thrilled!
Remember, Spiky, you got nothing on Spiegel!

'Least I got visible genitals, and just for your info,
It's like a rainforest down there, you wanna see kiddo?

...No, I may read fanfiction, but I'm not that sick.
Don't you dare compare me to that turtle hermit!

This is the absolute truth, in time you'll see
That when this is over, you're gonna LOVE ME!

Hey, bug-man! I'll post so much, and become the star of the show
You're gonna meet my shoe, specifically my sole!

I may be a virgin, but I don't fake being a pimp!
Call it a dyke? Dude, it's a DICK!

Maybe the reason no one likes what I watch
Is because I've got better taste, you'll see that I rock!

It took 7 minutes for you to type that shit?
It looked like you mistook your computer for toilet!
Probably did, cuz you're derping like Derpy!
What's wrong, Hercule, afraid to get dirty?
You're as shallow as a first grader's swimming pool!
You'd probably rhyme that with "new," you newb!
You got better taste, what!? The taste of yo momma's dick?
Why don't you try your own? Give it a lick!
That is if you had one, you stupid ass virgin.
You insult yourself more than the fucking Pilgrims!

[FireballDragon]

Her name is Derpy? I thought it was Ditzy!
Oh, wait, that offended the parents, excuse me!

You WILL refer to the man as Mr. Satan!
I may be a virgin, but you take up masturbation!

The only pilgrim I know or care about is Scott!
...Or Myles Standish in that one episode of South Park.

You should try coming up with better rhymes!
I got things to do, I ain't got the time!

My mom's not a tranny, and I'd never fuck her!
You're so dumb, you'd fall for Eddy's scams, sucker!

(BTW, this is fun! I bear little animosity against any of you, but all's fair in a rap battle, right?)

[Faker]

Her name is Derpy? I thought it was Ditzy!
Oh, wait, that offended the parents, excuse me!

You WILL refer to the man as Mr. Satan!
I may be a virgin, but you take up masturbation!

The only pilgrim I know or care about is Scott!
...Or Myles Standish in that one episode of South Park.

You should try coming up with better rhymes!
I got things to do, I ain't got the time!

My mom's not a tranny, and I'd never f**k her!
You're so dumb, you'd fall for Eddy's scams, sucker!

(BTW, this is fun! I bear little animosity against any of you, but all's fair in a rap battle, right?)

Derpy. Ditzy. Both names describe you perfectly!
Offended her parents? I'm the one who you should worry!
Mr. Satan? Too afraid to admit your the devil, cuz you make people burst in flames?
Just by touching them with the hand YOU use to masturbate!
It ain't me that does it, but you do it Scott.
You go Southpark style, using strings to hang his cock!
These rhymes are better, wayy better than your sorry excuses.
You ain't got the time cuz this raging idiot always loses!
Sorry, I was wrong. You're mom ain't a tranny.
It's your whole generation! I.O.U. a life, sincerely Eddy!

(It is fun. You're a really good rapper!)

[FireballDragon]

Alright, I'm not pulling any punches, I'm not holding back!
No more excuses, I'll take you down you hack!

You're a little baby, while I'm burning the house!
Call me Trogdor, dude! Because you've done it now!

I'm gonna show you a comparison> Your show, it's about:

Bryan Lee O'Malley > Lauren Faust!

[Uprising]

Turner:

Yeah, you did all that ON A FICTIONAL SHOW BITCH
BECAUSE OF THAT ALL THOSE ACHIEVEMENTS DON'T COUNT FOR SHIT
By the way, what's with the crappy responding?
You said nothing about what I talked about, that's not rapping, that's called crapping
I can't even look at you, you disgust me, Turner
Turn around, run away, like your friend Courage the Cowardly Dog, sir
NO WAIT, YOU'RE NOT SIR. YOU'RE A PUNY LITTLE CHILD
I WILL BEAT YOU ALL DAY FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES.........

Dragon:
I'm always up for a challenge, you heard me, a challenge
Not a person who's easier to beat than the Charlotte Bobcats
That rap may very likely be your last
Don't be SUPrised when I kick your ass
You don't know anything about beating people
I'm not doing a long rap, i'm not gonna bother with you.

[FireballDragon]

I'm still up & running, I'm not tired yet!
You'll kick my ass? Yeah, wanna bet?!

The only DMC I know is Devil May Cry!
If you're not gonna bother, then I'll say bye-bye!

You can't hear me, punk? Then I'll have to get louder!
I'LL BURN YOUR ASS LIKE CHESAPEAKE BAY CLAM CHOWDER!
YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME, SO JUST GO BACK TO YOUR BASKETBALL!
LATER MAN! I'M DONE WITH YOU, THAT'S ALL!