You vs The Person Above

[SuperRapz]

[quote=mistermeatball123][quote=SuperRapz][quote=Sergeant Spike]

Imma beat these fools like Sinatra beat Mercury
When I show up the thread is automatically purified
You can't beat me, I'll kick you in your meat balls yo
And GoB, you're turning this topic into a comedy show
It's YVTPA dammit, is that how you really rap?
Cause all that I heard from your rhymes was crap
And Borples, it's nice to have you back, but beware
Uprising is the best rapper in the world, you better be prepared!

Sinatra beat Mercury? You must be that other no talent rat.
I'm the reason that when you became SUP, you changed back!
I'll admit, you may have purified the thread.
But soon your sluttiness again turned it dead!
Try to rise against me, cuz I'll Spike you back down!
Remember Percy Jackson vs Thor? Looks like I won another round.

While you were a good Percy Jackson, you've been a terrible you
My raps are so awesome, even the Pope buys them on iTunes
Purple dinosaur b***h, I whipped your ass in 2 vs 2
But I can do it here as well, my rhymes are way better than your MLP crew
Got it? You'll never stand up to me
Cause I'm 100 times the man that you'll ever be

Think your raps are new, Mr. "MLP Sucks"?
I've heard that dis so much, I can't give anymore fucks!
Come up with something new, because this "dinosaur" will tear you apart.
You can't tell a dino from a dragon. I guess your mom was right about you being a retard!
The Pope buys your raps, just so he could YouTube Poop em'.
That's all your raps will ever be. The joke for a comedian!
I don't make a good me, well you make a GREAT you!
You perfectly embody a clueless rapping fool.

I wouldn't be talking if my group didn't have a logo
My rhymes are more historic than John Lennon and Yoko Ono
Why does MLP suck? Why is the Pope Catholic?
It's so blatantly obvious, too bad if you're offended
I may just go and Brohoof random people as a joke, like all my friends have
It's really quite funny once you do it, it's like riding a wave
The general image of bronies is actually quite funny
If you like MLP, it's the equivalent of losing your virginity to a bunny

Did you seriously spend half a verse spitting pointless insults.
I've grown immune to shitty disses like that. Just go dig yourself a moat!
At least I lead a group, your stuck as one of SR and BB's bitches.
Wait, you're trying to make a group! So far, you're swinging nothin' but misses.
You may be more historic than Lennon and Yoko Ono.
But for the wrong reason: licking Ono's dick hole!
You spent a whole line asking yourself questions.
And don't even make me have your gayness mentioned.
Go Brohoof random people, cuz you get a Brohoof to your face! /)
Your so desperate you listen to your fake friends? What a disgrace!
Don't get me started on how you rhymed "Wave" with "Have".
The size of your dick is the size of your invisible brain, cut by half.
Keep cracking jokes about losing virginity to a bunny.
Because soon you'll stop laughing at yourself when you see it's not funny![/quote:3nrevyx1]
You wouldn't be Blazin' if you were in a Volcano on the Sun.
I don't have any "Bitches", but you're soon to be one.
You dissin' him on his rhymes, but one of your lines is Ono n' Hole...
Look before you speak son, and slow your roll.
The only reason you lead a group is because Adonis' members,
Without him, You'd still be waiting on ya group, growing a Temper.
Your group was just made, and you think you're that sick?
The only thing that's Blazing here are the herpes on your dick.[/quote:3nrevyx1]

people see more swag than you at a Justin Bieber concert
I'll kick you in ur pea sized nuts till u bleed and hurt
U are as cool as Napoleon Dynamite
You do know this is no catfight.[/quote:3nrevyx1]
You don't know who you've challenged, and now you've made me see red.
I could care less about swag, you 12-year old egotistical pot head!
Swag is for ******s, known as today's society, too
This IS a catfight, because there's a pussy like you.

[Hedgeog]

yo yo
swag swag
yolo yolo
swag

Is that your motto, or did you get it from your daddy.
Only thing you Killing is a rat when you look at it, sadly!
I'll crush Hedgoeg, stab him through like a hedgehog.
Every time I look at him, Boyfriend is his theme song!
I never see you rappin', so you best stop your yappin'.
Especially when your iPhone's Siri is the only thing you're tappin!
You left the forum, came back. Look at you now!
No one gives a f**k who you were. But don't be so down.
Just do a better job at rapping and you'll earn some respect.
But for now, the only time you're at the top is when you and your BF are having buttsex!

note: im male

[WoodenHornets]

all of you suck balls so im gonna go solo,
ALL OF YOU ARE ARGUING! DID ONE OF YOU SAY YOLO?
superrapz? o pls! thats pretty big to say you are super,
you mean super in a gay way? well okay kiss my pooper.
Uprising!? COME ON! do i have to even bother?
you can start arguments faster then a problem gets solved by Mcgyver!
Sergent Spike, Sergent Spike, HEY DID I SAY SERGENT SPIKE?
im pretty sure its a girl and also a big fat dyke!
I COULD GO ON but i think i made my point,
im pretty sure before you wrote those raps you smoked a gigantic ass joint!

[SkylarErnest]

I am back making raps,
cause it's that kind of season.
Hazing everyone,
making you bitches pledge allegiance.
You just sit all day,
watching porn on your computer.
You don't know how to rap,
rhyming "super" with "pooper".
Seriously you guys?
What are you? Five?
Well you must be immature,
to think it's wrong to get high.
Marijuana isn't a drug,
you're all too stupid to know the difference,
Just trying and comeback,
with your rap battle ignorance.

[Hedgeog]

Greetings there dude, I am completely honest,
Nice name, Skylar, that's so August?
I'm spitting raps, no, wait, spit!
I'm gonna brake you like I did with your hits!
I am gonna dubstep against you!
Sorry, man, but that is true!
DUBWUB WOOO DEB WOOB EEE WUB WUB WUB
EEEEE DUB WUB WUB WOOB WUB WUB DUBUBUBUBUB WUB WUB
EE DUBUB WUBUB... WUB WUB
EEE DUB WUB
WUBWUB DUBWUB

[The Sir]

You can't think of any lines, and you might be upset
When it comes time to say "TO HELL WITH DUBSTEP!"
Get real, this is rap, not your Skrillex bullshit
You battle rap like it's a fight - you can't take a hit
If you're really honest, there's something to explain
Why'd you show your mothers tunnel to your choo-choo train?
WHOO - WHOO! Now I'm blowing the horn
It's battle-time, Killerz, and I'm rapping up a storm!

[WoodenHornets]

You can't think of any lines, and you might be upset
When it comes time to say "TO HELL WITH DUBSTEP!"
Get real, this is rap, not your Skrillex bullshit
You battle rap like it's a fight - you can't take a hit
If you're really honest, there's something to explain
Why'd you show your mothers tunnel to your choo-choo train?
WHOO - WHOO! Now I'm blowing the horn
It's battle-time, Killerz, and I'm rapping up a storm!

more like rapping up some shit, i cant stand reading your posts,
when there is a storm you get scared and hide behind your mothers bedposts.
Borples? wtf! is that some sort of euphemism for shit?
well it makes sense i haven't seen a moment from you with some wit.
come at me bro,
your moms a ho,
ow i stubbed my toe,
on your brain tumor, WOAH!

[The Sir]

more like rapping up some shit, i cant stand reading your posts,
when there is a storm you get scared and hide behind your mothers bedposts.
Borples? wtf! is that some sort of euphemism for shit?
well it makes sense i haven't seen a moment from you with some wit.
come at me bro,
your moms a ho,
ow i stubbed my toe,
on your brain tumor, WOAH!

You brain-dead bitch, you haven't shown any wit
Yet you whine to me about it - that's a hypocrite
Your excuses for rhymes are simply pathetic
Drinking all that sunkist, you must be a diabetic!
I rap like a god, while you just talk shit for a while
"Your mom's a ho", bitch please, your dad's a pedophile
Come at you? Sit down, I'll show you how it's down
You can call me Mario, 'cause I'm 'a number one!

[Incinirmatt]

You're no pro, bro.
You ain't got any flow. No.
You seem pretty slow, ho.
When you look at me, you know
That I'm up top and you're down low!
And during this rap, mercy I shan't show!
Your raps are worse than killing a crow!
Fo' sho', mo' fo'. Oh no. Dodo!

...Alright, fuck this shit.

*beat changes up*

I've been wasting my time, trying to use one rhyme!
Now I'm gonna show you why I shine!
I'm a badass rapper on this forum, and that's legit!
Compared to me, you're nothing more than horse shit!
Many foes come up to me and try to battle.
And when I beat their ass, they end up crying for their rattle.
I'm gonna come over there and bite you like a snake. (*hiss*)
I'd eat your brain, but the one you have is fake. :P

[The Sir]

You're no pro, bro.
You ain't got any flow. No.
You seem pretty slow, ho.
When you look at me, you know
That I'm up top and you're down low!
And during this rap, mercy I shan't show!
Your raps are worse than killing a crow!
Fo' sho', mo' fo'. Oh no. Dodo!

...Alright, f**k this shit.

*beat changes up*

I've been wasting my time, trying to use one rhyme!
Now I'm gonna show you why I shine!
I'm a badass rapper on this forum, and that's legit!
Compared to me, you're nothing more than horse shit!
Many foes come up to me and try to battle.
And when I beat their ass, they end up crying for their rattle.
I'm gonna come over there and bite you like a snake. (*hiss*)
I'd eat your brain, but the one you have is fake. :P

If you're talking about me, you can think again
If you wanna give up, just tell me when
You only shine 'cause there's no hair on your balls
When it's you versus me, we all know who's gonna fall
Why would you eat my brain? So you could have one?
I blast a zombie's head, so you'd better start to run
Messing with me, smarter to jump in a ditch
I'll stick a foot up your ass and make you my bitch!