You vs The Person Above

[Moonjik]

It's actually pronounced Time, so you did that wrong
Where'd your buddy learn his English, in Hong-Kong?
I don't even know what to rap about next
But you'd be wrong if you thought I was vexed
While it's be fun chatting with you boys on a whim
I think it would be better if I went to play Skyrim

Exactly, it's prounounced "time", you got a problem with that?
Nothing wrong with my English, may you explain?
Also, your first line is grammatically incorrect you incoherent buzzard,
You are not a Dragonborn, I grabbed the bull by the horns,
Yes, "thyme" is pronounced "time", your point being?
You are a sea-urchin who lost his legs,
Your dreadlocks are not as sophisticated as you'd like to think,

GoB, you forgot to rhyme your raps
But now they all just seem like crap

What are you talking about?
My raps take a different metre,
It's as if I wore an electric heater,
See, that rhymes, your point is invalid,
This ain't no sippy-cup; it's a motherfucking chalice!

[TheArchsage]

You can't rhyme, you can't rap. Why are you even here?
Since Friendship is Magic, please make yourself disappear.
It feels like December is the only opponent trying.
The rule here is to rap, and you certainly aren't complying.
You're posts are incoherent, yet you act disgustingly smug.
If you're wearing an electric heater, then I'll be pulling the plug.
You've made several attempts to rap, but every one of them sucked.
You've pissed me off, God of Bronies. Yeah, you're pretty much fucked!

[Incinirmatt]

Archsage, you think December is the only real foe.
Take a gander at this; I'm epic from head to toe.
And all serious from the day I started.
Whew. XP Your raps stank so bad, it sounds like you farted.
Face the fire, bitch, and the searing flames!
Watch as I put a worthless bitch to shame.
My raps come down like a giant tidal wave
No-one wants you around, now go back in your cave.
I've got the force of an earthquake!
You've got the force of a coke in need of a shake. :/
You're a fake.
I beat your fucking face with a rake!

[Uprising]

Take a gander at me, Matt, i'm nothing to sneeze at
Now watch as I destroy you with my rhymes, you feel that?
You've got a bit of fire, but i'm like a volcano
If you mess with me at all, then my top is gonna blow!
Your raps are becoming reminiscent of GoB
But there's nothing in it better than my raps that I can see
Your rap empire was bad, and it's about to fall
You can't beat Uprising, cause I ain't bad at all!

[TheArchsage]

Hey, another of Havok. Man, it's nice to see ya!
But alignment means nothing in this savage arena.
So I must strike down my teammate. I'm attacking Wisconsin!
My defense is tough as rock, so just call me Dwayne Johnson.
Nobody wants to look at you, much less a gander.
And they don't want to listen either, your rhymes are pure slander.
You'll be over and done with, get ready for torment.
You may be a volcano, but you've already gone dormant.

[Prozach]

You look like a nun, you rap like one too
I've heard better rhyming by Steve from Blue's Clues
You call yourself a Rock? Well I'm Stone Cold playa
You want me to kick this elf's ass, then give me a hell yeah!
Take that shawl off your head, you look like a pansy
I've been more intimidated by the pokemon Chansey
This is a battle you've started that you've already lost
I'm the ump of this game, you just got tossed.

[December]

What the hell was that piece of shit you just created
Your pokemon references are way outdated
But let's just get this straight, Digemon was 10x better
When you read my rhymes it just makes your pussy wetter
Everything I type are double rainbows that have been canned
Thought everything you type should get you perma banned
But I have to go to sleep now because I work in the morning
But because your ego just died, I'll let you get to the mourning

[Prozach]

You rhymed morning with mourning. That says it all right there
Digimon was shite, too. I'd rather watch the Care Bears.
You is grammar not so good, on par with G.O.B.
Are you certain you didn't recently get a lobotomy?
Those spoiled double rainbows shoulda been thrown in the bin
I'd rather eat ten year old SPAM, served from the tin
Nighty night December, but you better beware
Enter me, the Sandman, hand delivering a nightmare

[Incinirmatt]

Don't go to sleep yourself, Prozach~ You might get a scare~
When your world around you becomes a hellish nightmare.
Shadows twist from the ground, surrounding you like wire.
Then toss you into a burning pit of fire.
And while you burn and while you scream, I will laugh.
I'll laugh then I'll go to you and rip you in half! (Fear my wrath!)
You're the Sandman? I'm the monster under your bed.
I'm the guy making the guillotine chop off your head.
Execution has never been so sweet~
Get out of the arena because you can't handle my heat.
How could ya, bitch? I'm hotter than Hell!
My epicness is just too great to even tell.
I'm not a shell of a wimp. This is who I am.
A badass, writing lord ready to go bam!

[Prozach]

Your whole rap sounds like some junk out of Twilight
The Simpson's Treehouse of Horror shows provide more of a fright
We're in the real world, bucko, get rid of that spiritual crap
Your flow is tedious at best. 'Scuse me while I take a nap
I mean wow, I hope you weren't serious with that attempt
Because you just sound silly, a nerd full of contempt
Just stop rapping now, your lines are a bore
Listen to your goth idol Poe: "Quoth the Raven, nevermore"