You vs The Person Above

[Moonjik]

I drink champagne,
I shall bring the pain,
You all are slain,
On your parade, I shall rain,
I'll eat you like egg chow mein,
Make sure you're from Spain,
You're dirtier than a sewage drain,
With no girls have I lain,

[TheArchsage]

Black Magic? Shit! Get your ass off the stage.
'Cause you've officially pissed off the wrong Archsage.
When it comes to sorcery, I'm fucking quintessential.
Certified Brony? What a piece of shit credential.
It's Sage vs Lord! I'm gonna kill you this time!
I'm tired of this Kaoss, I bring Order with my rhymes!

[Moonjik]

I'm fed up with this little magic hat thinking he can take me,
You're barely a bunny wabbit, I go hand in hand with tyranny,
Chaos is perfection, this throne is my celestial seat,
The primordial void shall destruct you, get ready for defeat,

[Incinirmatt]

*Boom!* *walks in, like a boss* Did ya miss me?

*beat plays instantly*

Check it out; we have a returning contender.
Name's Incinirmatt, bitch. I bring to shame dragons of ender!
I hope you enjoyed your stay on the throne of victory
Because I can to reclaim the spot with all my badassery!
Get up! Get up! I'm throwing a flurry
Of rhymes! You can't beat this fiery furry!
Suck my dick, shithead. You can't beat me
With your name all in pink and your head of a donkey.

[Moonjik]

My head is a skull, bitch, I've got ponies to my name!
Bring out my chaos powers and make it chocolate rain,

[Incinirmatt]

That's not chocolate... ._.;; Oh dear lord.

[Moonjik]

You called?

[Equinox]

Black Magic? Shit! Get your ass off the stage.
'Cause you've officially pissed off the wrong Archsage.
When it comes to sorcery, I'm fucking quintessential.
Certified Brony? What a piece of shit credential.
It's Sage vs Lord! I'm gonna kill you this time!
I'm tired of this Kaoss, I bring Order with my rhymes!

*Get's Up* I'm Back And Your My Target!

First Off Nice To Meet You!
But In This Rap Battle I'm Gunna Defeat You!
You Are As Important As A Slave!
Call ME The School Teacher And You The Misbehaved!
Say Good Bye Cuz You About To Leava!
The Back Of Your Head Hit With A Meat Cleava!
Did You Get Fucked In The Ass And Spit In The Face?
Oh Well, I Just Wanna See How Your Flesh Taste
Lyrically You Were Just Bent Over A Table!
Can't Get Up, It's Cause Your Mentally Disable

[Incinirmatt]

The hell is with capitalizing every word?
You think you can do that, you dumbass turd?
I know; I'm being a grammar Nazi and an overall nerd.
I've heard it all before. Oh, look. A bird. *flips the middle finger*
Equinox. Sounds like a name I've heard before,
But it still sounds about as appealing as vore. XP

[YellowNerd]

vore is very appealing