2016 Rapper of the Year
Good to know you're taking lines and styles from ERB
you even have to impersonate a character from MLP!
HA! You're not sinister, you're slow
thinkin' you're a rapper, ridin' "solo"
you're riding the coattails of the actual Spike's success
having you as a brony is the fandom's only regret
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Howdy ho, all you forum folks and all that crap,
My name's the great Jimmy Dimples and I'm here to rap!
What kinda username's LAWLzoR? Something typed when you were wasted?
Or you found a 'leet glossary and just copied and pasted?
And Rainbow Dash? Please! What's up with that stuff?
The Care Bears pro'lly threw you out 'cuz you ain't man enough!
Your friendship is tragic! So's your rap. Nice try.
Okay, next poster, let your mom write yer smart-axe reply!
2016 Rapper of the Year
Smart axe? I'd have to say that's the HomewreckerOriginally Posted by JimmyDimples
you're so dense your brain is double-decker!
I have a feeling you like your dimples
your rhymes and name are both simple
at least if I ever get wasted, I can think of a better name than you
Fluttershy:
LAWLzoR, you rock! Woo-hoo!
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Well, here's a pro tip, and next time you'd better heed it
Write your last verse in a color so folks can actually READ it!
I mean, light pink on light blue? You're giving us eye strain!
It's bad enough seeing your face causes us really high pain.
And I'd rather have a dense brain than what you've got:
Your vacant head's like a balloon that just had to go "POP!"
I packed my mind with beaucoup rhymes so it's over the limit,
I hope the next rapper's better than the previous dimwit.
You called for me Dimples? Good, now sit back!Well, here's a pro tip, and next time you'd better heed it
Write your last verse in a color so folks can actually READ it!
I mean, light pink on light blue? You're giving us eye strain!
It's bad enough seeing your face causes us really high pain.
And I'd rather have a dense brain than what you've got:
Your vacant head's like a balloon that just had to go "POP!"
I packed my mind with beaucoup rhymes so it's over the limit,
I hope the next rapper's better than the previous dimwit.
This is one class you won't be teaching, learn how to talk smack.
I'll fuck you up worse than the drugs you hide in your desk.
You've raped so many turkeys they literally call you turkey neck!
Don't mind LAWL, he's just starting to rap a little better.
And that's STILL not enough, but compared to you, he has God in every letter!
How does it feel teaching in China? You're students see you in widescreen?
Maybe you should just "POP!" your dimples, cuz you're about to get creamed!
Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.
Badass Blueberry
Hello, Sinister Spike, if that is your real name
I'm new around here, so let me tell you my game!
You may not know me, but my name is Zawesome
And everybody knows that I'm the most awesome
I think it's 'bout time that you just come clean
At least HE doesn't hide in the closet (if you know what I mean!)
You're thumbnail looks like a fucked up dino in a stupid hat
I bet that's how YOU look (ain't no doubt about that!)
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/Zawesome27
Gmail: zawesome27@gmail.com
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Huh. You checked my profile. Surprising indeed.Sinister Spike:
You called for me Dimples? Good, now sit back!
This is one class you won't be teaching, learn how to talk smack.
I'll f**k you up worse than the drugs you hide in your desk.
You've raped so many turkeys they literally call you turkey neck!
Don't mind LAWL, he's just starting to rap a little better.
And that's STILL not enough, but compared to you, he has God in every letter!
How does it feel teaching in China? You're students see you in widescreen?
Maybe you should just "POP!" your dimples, cuz you're about to get creamed!
Surprising in the fact that you can actually read.
And I'm straight-edge sober, son. My mind's clear and true.
No drugs: the only dope in this classroom is YOU.
And God in every letter? Neither you or LAWL are Him.
And turkeys: I'm too horrified to say what you do with them.
Now we're on the same page, your copy's got a big red F.
Now go sit before you trip and fall and hurt yourself.
And YOU. You had to sneak your rap behind my back.
How about you raise your hand before you talk smack.
You put a "Z" before "awesome" because you bore me to sleep,
And your rhymes are so flat like they were hit by a Jeep.
And don't talk about thumbnails, because this much is true:
My thumbnail clippings and my boogers have higher I.Q.s than you.
Hope this taught you all the virtue of kindly waiting your turn.
So now sit down and pay attention, and maybe this time you'll learn.
You wanna talk about learning? Well then listen to teacher,
There's only one winner cries the preacher,
Regas, the greatest, you following hun?
You better step back, this bitch is number one!
This is the problem with men, you all talk smack,
Your IQs are low your entertained by crap,
Let me put that in language you can understand,
Like a surveyer i got a lay of the land
Men will never be able to compete,
When this little lady starts dropping her beat
~ Better clean up, stand up and fight like a man,
Cause this lady just beat you with the back of her hand. ~
You're a chicken.
It makes my sperm... thicken.
This verse makes no sense at all
You facing me is like the end of fall.
I don't know what i'm saying...BALLS.
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