You vs The Person Above

[Dr. Stein]

under 100 post try under 1000?
don't try to rap against me i written at least over 9000
you say you have swag and cheese
but never have seen a pair of dd's
you say you have swag
how much you silly hag!
like every b***h in the world you probably on da rag!
i hate you so much if we were in the same room i would run up to you and put a wet dishrag
over that thing you call a face that's more like a fleabag
goddamn i love your bitches
especially when they suck my dick and do the dishes!

I havn't been on this thread in a while, so i'm a bit rusty,
But hatsune miku will be EASY to dis, even if i'm a bit dusty.
So let me blow the dust off my mic, and send you to hell!
After i'm done tearin you to shreads, you'll hear the toll of the bell!
A miku fan I see standing here in front of me,
I'll have Skrillex make music that'll give you a lobotomey!
So, actually TRY to rap this time, cause you sound like an Irish Setter,
give me an actual challenge this time, let's just see who's better.
(I actually love Irish Setters. :D )

[neonal18]

I havn't been on this thread in a while, so i'm a bit rusty,
But hatsune miku will be EASY to dis, even if i'm a bit dusty.
So let me blow the dust off my mic, and send you to hell!
After i'm done tearin you to shreads, you'll hear the toll of the bell!
A miku fan I see standing here in front of me,
I'll have Skrillex make music that'll give you a lobotomey!
So, actually TRY to rap this time, cause you sound like an Irish Setter,
give me an actual challenge this time, let's just see who's better.
(I actually love Irish Setters. :D )

You say stuff you don't mean? That's just flat out hypocrisy!
Trash-talking toxic tryhards is my finest philosophy.
I'm pretty new around here and I'm not very well-known,
But I'll start building up my rep by making you cry all the way home!
Call me a flow-spitting Skrillex, I'll dubstep on your pansy ass-
You can't wub-wub where it hurts if you're in a full-body cast!
I'm part Irish myself, and I've got their luck on my side!
You're a toxic waste of space- I'll wash you out with the tide.

[Dr. Stein]

43 posts huh? What are you doing standing up to me!
I mean everything that I say, and you best believe,
MY philosophy is dissing DOUCHEBAGS like you!
Toxicwaste of space, how ORIGINAL of you!
Part Irish? Well your facing a Scott!
I love to fight! So make this one worth it, eh wott?
You should be playing Animal Crossing instead of rapping!
You bring a new term to pansy ass, every night with your fapping.
My raps have some bite to them. I'mma lyrical disease,
I'l give you radiation poisoning. Make you ill and weak in the knees.
You've shown me you've at least gotta set,
cause right now, you're starin into the face of death.
Better think twice before you step up again,
because i'll kill you cause i'm toxicwaste. The End!

(Welcome to the forum's neonal18! You're really good at rapping!)

[SuperRapz]

This thread is more dead than my head after reading what toxic just said.
Everyone here sucks, and its got me seeing red.
My rap is a psychotic, hypnotic, erotic perfection,
You're an idiotic, robotic-flowed reflection of rejection.

[Dr. Stein]

This is a rap battles forum, so what's up with the poem?
You're supposed to be dissin' poeple, no need to bore em!
the only one that sucks here is you, and that's a fact.
You sound like a whiny nine year old on Halo who just got tea bagged!
If i'm a "reflection of rejection", I must be a reflection of you.
Seein red huh? You sure you just didn't get a boo-boo?
Or maybe you're on your period, cause you're startin to sound bitchy!
Spewin ranom shit, and gettin' real screechy!
I'm done for now, but don't expect to me to ever back down!
Cause everyone else just saw you get clowned!

[Incinirmatt]

Is this a rap battle or a fuckin' circus?
So many things here that are freakier than a platypus.
Don't expect you to back down? You're just gonna look more like a fool.
Listening to you is like listening to a baby drool. >.>
You're from the land of lollipops? No wonder that place is shit.
Anything can be ruined when you have toxic waste in it. >.>

[neonal18]

If this here is a circus, call me the Ringmaster-
I'll have you jump through rings of fire, you shit-talking bastard.
Using emoticons in battle? That makes me L-O-L
Those crappy rhymes are such a sin I'll drag you right to Hell!
Taste my wicked burns, Matt- they'll Incinir-ate you
What the hell is your icon? Some sort of evil Pikachu?
Just take that crappy pic of yours and head to deviantArt-
Your chances of beating me were broken from the start.
(No offense if I hurt your feelings with the avatar comments- it's actually really cool! It's just all in the fun of rap battling. ^^

[Incinirmatt]

I'm already at DeviantArt, and guess who's watching me?
The same person who thinks he's stopping me.
We all know you love the art that I create.
Neonal, quit trying to rap and stop spreading the hate.
Bitch, I make rhymes that are on the precipice of perfection!
I'm so fucking awesome and sexy, I give women erections!
Look at you checking on my signature and used it with minimum grace.
You shot Marvin? Bitch, I'll shoot you in the face.
(No worries. ^^ Glad you think it's cool.)

[Dr. Stein]

The only "woman" you'll be giving an erection is your sister,
to bad she wont let you between her and her mister.
You're fighting an uphill battle, with me at the top.
The only thing confusing about you is why you just won't stop.
Shoot ME in the face. Try it. I dare you.
I'm so good that my rhymes will ensnare you.
I'm the boss, and you're gonna be unemployed.
Don't try to keep fighting cause you just got destroyed.

[Redeyz]

The only "woman" you'll be giving an erection is your sister,
to bad she wont let you between her and her mister.
You're fighting an uphill battle, with me at the top.
The only thing confusing about you is why you just won't stop.
Shoot ME in the face. Try it. I dare you.
I'm so good that my rhymes will ensnare you.
I'm the boss, and you're gonna be unemployed.
Don't try to keep fighting cause you just got destroyed.

(Whoo! Here we go!)
Toxicwaste? who the f**k is that? Some sorta wacked out half dead sewer rat?
Talk about bosses? Whatever! You should quit!
Just count your losses! I'm too legit.
When it comes to uphill, there's no need for me to climb.
I just float to the top, cause my powers are sublime.
And on that note I'll leave ya, let your friends bereave ya, as this new guy leaves ya, imma say peace yeah?
(But on an entirely serious note, you are really good!)