You vs The Person Above

[rangernumberx]

The only "woman" you'll be giving an erection is your sister,
to bad she wont let you between her and her mister.
You're fighting an uphill battle, with me at the top.
The only thing confusing about you is why you just won't stop.
Shoot ME in the face. Try it. I dare you.
I'm so good that my rhymes will ensnare you.
I'm the boss, and you're gonna be unemployed.
Don't try to keep fighting cause you just got destroyed.

(Whoo! Here we go!)
Toxicwaste? who the f**k is that? Some sorta wacked out half dead sewer rat?
Talk about bosses? Whatever! You should quit!
Just count your losses! I'm too legit.
When it comes to uphill, there's no need for me to climb.
I just float to the top, cause my powers are sublime.
And on that note I'll leave ya, let your friends bereave ya, as this new guy leaves ya, imma say peace yeah?
(But on an entirely serious note, you are really good!)

Redeyz, your name is? But welcome to the forum!
I hope you stay and have fun, at least until autumn.
But rapping toxicwaste1 with only a single post,
Will just end up with you tossing and turning like a hog roast.
You feel that? The chill? You're in the wrong neighbourhood,
So go away, toughen up, and make your own battles good.
You can't float away, my rhymes are holding you down,
Because, trust me, me and toxicwaste are no clowns.
So, as I said, have fun or take a hike,
But I'll give you some advice, you'll only lose against Spike.

[zyroda]

i'm the B.I.G. make you scream 'who shot me'
i'll cut this wigger up leave him looking like an autopsy
you're in my territory sir where plenty murders occur
ya' d*ck lacks range the inches are low in numbers
this kid thinks it's an 'epic rap battles of history'
but he's the epitome of a loser, sorry kid, you l o s e
you must be a clown you made my sides phase into another dimension
fail more than the articles of confederation
this battle as a whole is amazing
that was the first time i seen a bitch choke on an Asian
you playing games until this shit get real like Jumanji
you're so dumb you can't make mistakes correctly
you's a whack-ass rapper you ain't worth respect
you were probably born with a birth defect

[Moonjik]

You are a ripoff of Doctor of Thugomaniacs,
Stop pretending that you are black,
Rapping is not your skill,
Watch as I kill,
I don't like your face,
Your skills are a disgrace,
You've got less talent than Corey,
Your mother is whorey,

[Faker]

You are a ripoff of Doctor of Thugomaniacs,
Stop pretending that you are black,
Rapping is not your skill,
Watch as I kill,
I don't like your face,
Your skills are a disgrace,
You've got less talent than Corey,
Your mother is whorey,

Damn it, GoK. I was just about to rap him!

[Facilier]

oh noes not again

[Moonjik]

[quote=Sinister Spike]

You are a ripoff of Doctor of Thugomaniacs,
Stop pretending that you are black,
Rapping is not your skill,
Watch as I kill,
I don't like your face,
Your skills are a disgrace,
You've got less talent than Corey,
Your mother is whorey,

Damn it, GoK. I was just about to rap him! [/quote:3nlbpv0i]
You can rap him as well.

[Lohuydahutt]

Making up words to cough up a bad rhyme?
You're not going to get away with that this time
Terry Pratchett eh? Well I guess I read that guy too
But you're not worthy of that statement so screw you
You're not a god of chaos, you're a god of bad grammar
Bout to fall down to my super rap hammer
Santa jerk face may suck but at least he tried
So I guess it's time for this "god" to die

[Faker]

oh noes not again

What again? YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO WAS HERE WHEN DI-Z DID NOTHING BUT INSULT EVERYBODY HERE!

[Facilier]

Lohuydahutt,
your fatter then Jabba the Hutt
Whens the last time youve done anything worthwile
Leaking to the forums, your real name is Kyle
and your so lazy you couldnt even run a quarter of a mile
so dont be in denile
Im owning you with my raps
since yours are crap
SNAP!


and yes I wasnt spike, but I here stories! :P

[Lohuydahutt]

I'm going to get rid of that smug smile
Because newsflash my name isn't Kyle!
I don't care about Satan Angels neither should you
You just joined the bandwagon for Dr. Who
Maybe I can leak the forums your name is Shitface?
It's probably not but I have the same credibility in this place
So knock it off, I don't put up with that shit
I'll SNAP you in half with this rap bit
So go away WB and go warna brotha
Or knowing you, just yo motha