You vs The Person Above

[Faker]

[quote=The Ranger]

Leave Brandon alone, you've got to be kidding me
I've got two raps for you with no response already
But here we go again let's see if we can make three
Are you choking or do you always reply indirectly?
I'll pull out my guitar and I'll play a different song
You may recognise it, the theme from pokemon

To bad, you'll never be the very best,
I'm a Pokemon master, you're an annoying little pest.
I think I'd rather run into Zubats than rap you,
I think I used flamethrower, as you're losing your cool.
I'm directly replying, but you will not like it,
Call this a Wake Up Slap, as I'm coming back fighting!

So you want to play my theme? Then you must be familiar with my species.
Name's Gliscor, now hold still and let me kill you then deposit you in feces.
Your Only Burnin part is your p***y after you f**k your whole family.
I've bounced so many punks even Snorlax can't survive my trampoline!
Haven't even hit ten posts? That's not the only thing you haven't struck.
Your raps are so horrible even garbage men don't carry them in their trucks!
This rap can be longer but it only takes 8 lines to put you in your place,
and now the only time your on fire is when the forum mentions your face!

A wild Gliscor, I don't need a Pokedex,
I don't care for your egg group, you'll never have sex.
Getting excited over blood? Get a grip,
I've got a Jynx with Ice Beam, she might just let it rip.
I would use a ball, but you're not top percentage,
Despite being like Joey, with lines so repetitive.[/quote:fb3dxcsc]
Great job with Burnin, though it was boring watching Low-Levels battle.
Now come and face me and truly shit your pants, you cowboy asshole!
You're merely my bitch, even changed your name to gain my respect.
You like yourself a Ranger? You're more diseased then the world of Rick!
Jynx with an Ice-Beam, is that what you like to suck?
Comparing you to brains, I've seen mafia gangs less corrupt!
I'll leave you in stitches, while you're sucking on your Joey,
You say my lines are repetitive, but you haven't spewed enough to sound showy!

[rangernumberx]

[quote=Glikey Wikey][quote="The Ranger":2ol2897p]

Leave Brandon alone, you've got to be kidding me
I've got two raps for you with no response already
But here we go again let's see if we can make three
Are you choking or do you always reply indirectly?
I'll pull out my guitar and I'll play a different song
You may recognise it, the theme from pokemon

To bad, you'll never be the very best,
I'm a Pokemon master, you're an annoying little pest.
I think I'd rather run into Zubats than rap you,
I think I used flamethrower, as you're losing your cool.
I'm directly replying, but you will not like it,
Call this a Wake Up Slap, as I'm coming back fighting!

So you want to play my theme? Then you must be familiar with my species.
Name's Gliscor, now hold still and let me kill you then deposit you in feces.
Your Only Burnin part is your p***y after you f**k your whole family.
I've bounced so many punks even Snorlax can't survive my trampoline!
Haven't even hit ten posts? That's not the only thing you haven't struck.
Your raps are so horrible even garbage men don't carry them in their trucks!
This rap can be longer but it only takes 8 lines to put you in your place,
and now the only time your on fire is when the forum mentions your face!

A wild Gliscor, I don't need a Pokedex,
I don't care for your egg group, you'll never have sex.
Getting excited over blood? Get a grip,
I've got a Jynx with Ice Beam, she might just let it rip.
I would use a ball, but you're not top percentage,
Despite being like Joey, with lines so repetitive.[/quote:2ol2897p]
Great job with Burnin, though it was boring watching Low-Levels battle.
Now come and face me and truly shit your pants, you cowboy a**hole!
You're merely my b***h, even changed your name to gain my respect.
You like yourself a Ranger? You're more diseased then the world of Rick!
Jynx with an Ice-Beam, is that what you like to suck?
Comparing you to brains, I've seen mafia gangs less corrupt!
I'll leave you in stitches, while you're sucking on your Joey,
You say my lines are repetitive, but you haven't spewed enough to sound showy![/quote:2ol2897p]
Someone tell Beiber he's not the worst rapper,
When this guy steps to the mic, he's his worse father.
You weren't needed as an evolution, your fans think you're lame.
You're a Pokemon, shouldn't you just say your name?
I'll poison you, screw all basic Pokelogic,
I've got higher attack than Ramparados, so you can suck it.
You have a decent rhyming skill, mine is the best.
I hope you have a burn heal, need I say the rest?

[Faker]

Someone tell Beiber he's not the worst rapper,
When this guy steps to the mic, he's his worse father.
You weren't needed as an evolution, your fans think you're lame.
You're a Pokemon, shouldn't you just say your name?
I'll poison you, screw all basic Pokelogic,
I've got higher attack than Ramparados, so you can suck it.
You have a decent rhyming skill, mine is the best.
I hope you have a burn heal, need I say the rest?

Lemme just cut out that Quote Train, cuz it's the only thing you're ridin'.
You call yourself a rapper, yet you've never heard "Beiber" jokes are too common!
Learn how to spell, because at least I've had a father.
You were raised by two mothers, and with each kid you got fatter!
And pretty decent compliment, but nice guys finish last.
Not my fault you bought Burn Heals for nothin' and wasted all your cash!
No one needs Pokelogic to tell I'm immune to all your raps.
You think you've got the stuff? Well I admit, you got the crap!

[only Burnin]

So you want to play my theme? Then you must be familiar with my species.
Name's Gliscor, now hold still and let me kill you then deposit you in feces.
Your Only Burnin part is your p***y after you f**k your whole family.
I've bounced so many punks even Snorlax can't survive my trampoline!
Haven't even hit ten posts? That's not the only thing you haven't struck.
Your raps are so horrible even garbage men don't carry them in their trucks!
This rap can be longer but it only takes 8 lines to put you in your place,
and now the only time you're on fire is when the forum mentions your face!

You're Gliscor but when I'm through you'll be glycerin
I only knew your name because The Ranger filled me in
And I stopped liking Pokemon after I played yellow
Which is the same colour you are, like a small asian fellow
But this isn't supposed to be about your nationality
I'm describing your character as cowardly
Stop hiding behind vulgar language and come back to me
Maybe then we can improve your vocabulary

To bad, you'll never be the very best,
I'm a Pokemon master, you're an annoying little pest.
I think I'd rather run into Zubats than rap you,
I think I used flamethrower, as you're losing your cool.
I'm directly replying, but you will not like it,
Call this a Wake Up Slap, as I'm coming back fighting!

You've helped me out now, maybe we can be friends
I'm sticking out a hand trying to make amends
If that's what you call fighting I guess it depends
As a real brawler is who that offends

[Intellectual]

[quote=only Burnin]

So you want to play my theme? Then you must be familiar with my species.
Name's Gliscor, now hold still and let me kill you then deposit you in feces.
Your Only Burnin part is your p***y after you f**k your whole family.
I've bounced so many punks even Snorlax can't survive my trampoline!
Haven't even hit ten posts? That's not the only thing you haven't struck.
Your raps are so horrible even garbage men don't carry them in their trucks!
This rap can be longer but it only takes 8 lines to put you in your place,
and now the only time you're on fire is when the forum mentions your face!

You're Gliscor but when I'm through you'll be glycerin
I only knew your name because The Ranger filled me in
And I stopped liking Pokemon after I played yellow
Which is the same colour you are, like a small asian fellow
But this isn't supposed to be about your nationality
I'm describing your character as cowardly
Stop hiding behind vulgar language and come back to me
Maybe then we can improve your vocabulary

To bad, you'll never be the very best,
I'm a Pokemon master, you're an annoying little pest.
I think I'd rather run into Zubats than rap you,
I think I used flamethrower, as you're losing your cool.
I'm directly replying, but you will not like it,
Call this a Wake Up Slap, as I'm coming back fighting!

You've helped me out now, maybe we can be friends
I'm sticking out a hand trying to make amends
If that's what you call fighting I guess it depends
As a real brawler is who that offends[/quote:2blpe5i9]

Let me get out of bed first, dummy,
before you yell out obscenities to get a rhyme for your raps of jelly.
I'm calling you out, making sure there isn't another 2Chainz,
Although to diss you there's no need to go to great pains.
I'd say you have good taste, but I'd be lying,
Just to let you know, the Pokemon series is dying.
At least Glikey here shows us what is once was,
Don't try and tarnish the franchise with your filthy paws.
I'm an A+ student, don't try and outrhyme me!
I'm proving that to rap against me, you can't have taken a Wailing arrow to the knee!

[only Burnin]

Let me get out of bed first, dummy,
before you yell out obscenities to get a rhyme for your raps of jelly.
I'm calling you out, making sure there isn't another 2Chainz,
Although to diss you there's no need to go to great pains.
I'd say you have good taste, but I'd be lying,
Just to let you know, the Pokemon series is dying.
At least Glikey here shows us what is once was,
Don't try and tarnish the franchise with your filthy paws.
I'm an A+ student, don't try and outrhyme me!
I'm proving that to rap against me, you can't have taken a Wailing arrow to the knee!

You snooze you lose, don't you know that?
Your first rap was better and that's a fact
But you're the mouse here and I'm the cat
It should have been evident right off the bat
You've made your bed now lie in it
There's a bulb in my head and it's always lit

[Intellectual]

Let me get out of bed first, dummy,
before you yell out obscenities to get a rhyme for your raps of jelly.
I'm calling you out, making sure there isn't another 2Chainz,
Although to diss you there's no need to go to great pains.
I'd say you have good taste, but I'd be lying,
Just to let you know, the Pokemon series is dying.
At least Glikey here shows us what is once was,
Don't try and tarnish the franchise with your filthy paws.
I'm an A+ student, don't try and outrhyme me!
I'm proving that to rap against me, you can't have taken a Wailing arrow to the knee!

You snooze you lose, don't you know that?
Your first rap was better and that's a fact
But you're the mouse here and I'm the cat
It should have been evident right off the bat
You've made your bed now lie in it
There's a bulb in my head and it's always lit

Obviously! That light in your brain's burning bright hot,
Your brain's melting! My rap wasn't as good, but yours need work a lot,
Call me Jerry, and your the Tom, pffft, sucka,
You always lose, prepare to face this verbal law!
At least I can make my own bed, yes I can,
Well your face is stamped on this bat, KABAM!
"When rapping, please write only good raps,
or your rhymes will not be tolerated." I'd call this battle wrapped!

[only Burnin]

I saw this one coming as I'm steps ahead of you
This is the real life you realise and not a cartoon
You don't have the authority to create a legal system
There's nothing you can do to contain me and my wisdom

[IsCheddar]

You say there's nothing that can contain you and your smarts,
but you're so boring and bland, I'll be happy when you depart.
I'll have you know, I'm a master of the arts;
and it sounds more like you're trying to boast about your private parts!

It seems that your style is starting to fade,
X is a number man, you learned this sh*t in 4th grade!
I got beats impossible to evade,
I'm like the better version of Lil' Wayne.

Before I pass on the torch to the next sorry loser,
I'd like to say, you better be ready for my next bruiser.

[Uprising]

X is a number? Seriously? Bitch please
And your name tells me that you're the one who cut the cheese
I'm the king of the forums so bow down to me
Now I've grasped you in my rap stronghold, you'll never get free