You vs The Person Above

[GonadTheNomad]

Verbally, I won't take that literally, 'cause that's written,
It took you half an hour to rebut, I'm thoroughly smitten
Rain all you want, I'll be guarded by an umbrella
Look at it this way, I'm Hermione whilst you're Bella
I'm more liked and you're just a throw-away newbie
I'll be wreakin' your face like we're in an ARAM match
Try and fight back and you'll get another dis batch

You idiot, you think you can out-rap this?
My rhymes are deep bites, you rap soft kisses!
I know I haven't been here as long as you
But I'm going to tell you the cold, hard truth:
You rap like you have an ache in your tooth!
You can't escape me, so your stark out of luck.
I'll finish you so fast you'll double take and say, "Wha...?"
When the mods aren't looking, I'll go Batman on your posterior.
Isn't it clear by now that my verse is superior?
I spit disses so sick that you cannot fathom.
So hide behind your monitor, give yourself a 'gasm.

I'm back from my game of LoL, and you actually replied,
I can't even hear you rap, so how do i know if you lied
I'd ask you where you think beating me will get you
but i knew the answer all along, along with the animals, in the rapping zoo
You're a gorilla, you can barely make out words, let be rapping
Who said i'll run away from you, I don't plan on escaping a battle i'm winning
You idiot, How could you go batman if you're facing a mod,
I don't need to wait until the mods sleep before i let you taste my flesh rod

You can't delete if your KO'd, now can you?
Ha! didn't think so!
Wait, you're still here? Woo hoo!
Your aforementioned posterior shall meet my shoe.
You're not a cow, but I'll make you moo!

[YellowNerd]

Verbally, I won't take that literally, 'cause that's written,
It took you half an hour to rebut, I'm thoroughly smitten
Rain all you want, I'll be guarded by an umbrella
Look at it this way, I'm Hermione whilst you're Bella
I'm more liked and you're just a throw-away newbie
I'll be wreakin' your face like we're in an ARAM match
Try and fight back and you'll get another dis batch

You idiot, you think you can out-rap this?
My rhymes are deep bites, you rap soft kisses!
I know I haven't been here as long as you
But I'm going to tell you the cold, hard truth:
You rap like you have an ache in your tooth!
You can't escape me, so your stark out of luck.
I'll finish you so fast you'll double take and say, "Wha...?"
When the mods aren't looking, I'll go Batman on your posterior.
Isn't it clear by now that my verse is superior?
I spit disses so sick that you cannot fathom.
So hide behind your monitor, give yourself a 'gasm.

I'm back from my game of LoL, and you actually replied,
I can't even hear you rap, so how do i know if you lied
I'd ask you where you think beating me will get you
but i knew the answer all along, along with the animals, in the rapping zoo
You're a gorilla, you can barely make out words, let be rapping
Who said i'll run away from you, I don't plan on escaping a battle i'm winning
You idiot, How could you go batman if you're facing a mod,
I don't need to wait until the mods sleep before i let you taste my flesh rod

You can't delete if your KO'd, now can you?
Ha! didn't think so!
Wait, you're still here? Woo hoo!
Your aforementioned posterior shall meet my shoe.
You're not a cow, but I'll make you moo!

Running out rhymes to shoot out?
I'm a yacht, you're just a fishing boat
I'll give you more epic lines than Cool-The-Gade
Don't know him? well, It's time for a renegade
I'd top my hat to you but that's only for respected members
I'm pressing raps onto you and push you into surrender
My voice is like drugs made from heaven, People praise me
For a rapper, you sure do a good job at being lazy.

[GonadTheNomad]

Verbally, I won't take that literally, 'cause that's written,
It took you half an hour to rebut, I'm thoroughly smitten
Rain all you want, I'll be guarded by an umbrella
Look at it this way, I'm Hermione whilst you're Bella
I'm more liked and you're just a throw-away newbie
I'll be wreakin' your face like we're in an ARAM match
Try and fight back and you'll get another dis batch

You idiot, you think you can out-rap this?
My rhymes are deep bites, you rap soft kisses!
I know I haven't been here as long as you
But I'm going to tell you the cold, hard truth:
You rap like you have an ache in your tooth!
You can't escape me, so your stark out of luck.
I'll finish you so fast you'll double take and say, "Wha...?"
When the mods aren't looking, I'll go Batman on your posterior.
Isn't it clear by now that my verse is superior?
I spit disses so sick that you cannot fathom.
So hide behind your monitor, give yourself a 'gasm.

I'm back from my game of LoL, and you actually replied,
I can't even hear you rap, so how do i know if you lied
I'd ask you where you think beating me will get you
but i knew the answer all along, along with the animals, in the rapping zoo
You're a gorilla, you can barely make out words, let be rapping
Who said i'll run away from you, I don't plan on escaping a battle i'm winning
You idiot, How could you go batman if you're facing a mod,
I don't need to wait until the mods sleep before i let you taste my flesh rod

You can't delete if your KO'd, now can you?
Ha! didn't think so!
Wait, you're still here? Woo hoo!
Your aforementioned posterior shall meet my shoe.
You're not a cow, but I'll make you moo!

Running out rhymes to shoot out?
I'm a yacht, you're just a fishing boat
I'll give you more epic lines than Cool-The-Gade
Don't know him? well, It's time for a renegade
I'd top my hat to you but that's only for respected members
I'm pressing raps onto you and push you into surrender
My voice is like drugs made from heaven, People praise me
For a rapper, you sure do a good job at being lazy.

Is there a foreseeable end to your frivolous attempts to dis me most pathetically, you little yellow belly?
When I rhyme, it echoes through the halls of fame to which you not invited, I'll blow your mind to jelly.
You're a 40 Year Old Pope, living in one very sad Vatican.
Nerd doesn't do you justice, try Nancy or Madison.
If they existed, I would dominate the polls.
I can see my rhymes have taken their toll.
But before you cry to sleep, a friendly word of advice:

[YellowNerd]

Back from the shower, i must say, you did good, Even used my own words against me

Bravo to you.

[GonadTheNomad]

Back from the shower, i must say, you did good, Even used my own words against me

Bravo to you.

Cheers.

[LAWLzoR]

Take it easy you nut, the master is back
I got a belly and rhymes full of fire, no need for a 6 pack
you just came to this site and think you're all that?
wake up will you, before I have to give you a slap
as for everyone else, you already know my cred
step in my way and I'll leave ya for dead!
The name is LAWLzoR! You already know me
destroy you so hard, you'll be forever lonely
when it comes to rap battles we all know I'm the best
drink down your rhymes like it was Oktoberfest!
I've been rappin' for 2 years and I'm already boss
forget this gunnut17, you already lost

(remember, these are just rap battles. No harsh feelings intended )

I frown upon your and my generation.
You forgot basic grammar and capitalization.
Honestly, I'm surprised you remembered any punctuation.
You've contributed to your own neutralization.
How'd you like to lose? Use your imagination.
I normally don't let my opponents enjoy themselves, I'll make an exception.
Go ahead and watch this .gif animation:

Perhaps you didn't notice that the rap battles do the same
Grammar Nazi afoot? For shame!
you didn't even get the image right, that's how much you suck
here's a .gift for you, you'll need it: good luck
my rhyming style's different, so what?
At least when I see something new I don't act like a c*nt
I don't need a long rap to diss you, you do it yourself
better find a friend here, cuz you'll need some help.

[YellowNerd]

I'd give you a taste of your own medicine, doc.
If you weren't living under a rock,
Listen here smarty pants, I'd have 20% more chance of winning
Everyone knows i beat you since the beginning!
This is my game and i'm the controller
You're out of batteries while i'm running on solar
I'd give you a whooping but that would humiliate you more
Before you go to sleep, I'll make your bum so sore!

[LAWLzoR]

I'd give you a taste of your own medicine, doc.
If you weren't living under a rock,
Listen here smarty pants, I'd have 20% more chance of winning
Everyone knows i beat you since the beginning!
This is my game and i'm the controller
You're out of batteries while i'm running on solar
I'd give you a whooping but that would humiliate you more
Before you go to sleep, I'll make your bum so sore!

You're kidding me right? This must be some trick
cuz when you first came here, you were practically sucking my dick
never knew you were bi, we should hang out some time~
unfortunately I'll be whoopin' your ass during this rhyme
running on solar? So you're made of poisonous material?
Give up you nerd, your rhymes are inferior
living under a rock? I'm on this site every day
you wanted a challenge, so come at me, motherf-yay-
you've gone mad, thinking Alice will be here soon
which Mad Hatter are you? The Batman one is a total loon!
Like you are, thinking you can beat me
delivering destructive devious alliteration like Stan Lee

[YellowNerd]

I never cursed against you..
you're so bad, i hate you. ;-;

[TheFlameLord]

Oh hey, look at that, YN's running out of words
The guy who beat me in the past is now a lyrical turd!