You vs The Person Above

[GonadTheNomad]

Literally.

Top kek.

[YellowNerd]

YO, YellowNerd's back in the game, What happened to this place?
When did the epic rappers and poets get replaced? what a disgrace!
Y'all got nothing on the asian in yellow, freestylin' and ballin'
Make your girl suck my thing below, Shufflin' and dealin'
I'm a real gangsta, If you don't already know
I'm the best and i steal the show
And if you don't believe me, I'll fuck your chick
And if you got a problem with that then i'll suck your dic..NO NO NO

[ZombieLicker]

Oh hello there, finally a new opponent, I haven't battled you!
Like your mother by me last night, I must say you're screwed!
Yellownerd, I'm not sure what you're rapping about exactly!
So don't mind as I disgrace you and pop ya like acne!
Your thing below? What, referring to you vagina?
It's night time here, Having a breakfast fap sesh in China?
Now that you've been royally shat on I hope you won't ever forget
You get really fucked up and stand no chance when messing with ZL/Seth.

[YellowNerd]

Oh, You're fighting the king?
And that's what you bring?
You better step up to the plate, if you wanna play
You're lower than low, That's what i'll say,
Don't play like you own the thread
Since all you do is lay around in your bed
I'm fresh so fly and i'm rocking the house
But i'd probably do it better with a cock in my .. wait what

[ZombieLicker]

Look at you not even finishing a last line!
Gonna clean you up so bad, you'll shine like a new dime
And bitch, I do own this thread, I'm goddamn ruthless
I'll punch yo face over and over with my raps, you'll be toothless!
If I had a girl for every bad line you had I'd own playboy
Not like you'd give a shit because you're gay, boy!
I'm Zombielicker cuntlips, the master of rap!
I'm a wizard and I destroy like with a ratta tat tat!

[Cool-The-Renegade]

Look at you not even finishing a last line!
Gonna clean you up so bad, you'll shine like a new dime
And bitch, I do own this thread, I'm goddamn ruthless
I'll punch yo face over and over with my raps, you'll be toothless!
If I had a girl for every bad line you had I'd own playboy
Not like you'd give a shit because you're gay, boy!
I'm Zombielicker cuntlips, the master of rap!
I'm a wizard and I destroy like with a ratta tat tat!

Who's this punk? Who's this amateur? What's this ridiculous shit?
I'm out to flip my lid, spit and diminish this kid
Who ya' callin' a bitch and why are you callin' yourself a wiz?
I think you're mixed and jumbled, kid, how bout you give it a switch?
And if you can punch with raps, lemme strap on mine,
'Cause when a Renegade hits the grind, he starts snapping mad spines!
I'm not afraid of you; Far from it, in fact,
You're just a homophobic brat who can't speak; Much less RAP.
You lick zombies 'cause only dead girls would ever even let ya', son,
And the "cunt" in "cuntlips" is the closest you can get to one!
Take a ratta-tat-tat; Shove it up your ass,
Observe while I instruct just how to bust raps.
You gotta have sweet rhymes, flow and wit,
You're 0 for 3, cuntlips, kid, you ain't got SHIT!

[Poles]

Who's this punk? Who's this amateur? What's this ridiculous shit?
I'm out to flip my lid, spit and diminish this kid
Who ya' callin' a bitch and why are you callin' yourself a wiz?
I think you're mixed and jumbled, kid, how bout you give it a switch?
And if you can punch with raps, lemme strap on mine,
'Cause when a Renegade hits the grind, he starts snapping mad spines!
I'm not afraid of you; Far from it, in fact,
You're just a homophobic brat who can't speak; Much less RAP.
You lick zombies 'cause only dead girls would ever even let ya', son,
And the "cunt" in "cuntlips" is the closest you can get to one!
Take a ratta-tat-tat; Shove it up your ass,
Observe while I instruct just how to bust raps.
You gotta have sweet rhymes, flow and wit,
You're 0 for 3, cuntlips, kid, you ain't got SHIT!

Renegade, you need to get laid.
I preferred the days when you were away.
Just look at you, a washed up clown, everyone runs away when you're around
If this were Youtube, I'd give your raps a thumbs-down. You're just a broken-down tossed around letdown!
I'm renowned on this forum, and you'll have no rebound after I am crowned as the best rapper around!
I barely know you, but I know one thing.
Something more embarrassing than not preferring Google over Bing.
Well, it's something that I shouldn't tell.
But that thing is, in a nutshell, that you are the only reason that The Underdogs fell.

Alright, rap over. So, it's nice to get to meet you, Ren! I've heard from other members around here that you are a bit of a legend around here.

[ZombieLicker]

>IGNORE<
Good raps you two xD. Cracked me up

[LAWLzoR]

Indeed he's a legend mate, but not as much as me
Heck, I made Crash Course erboh.com history
I also made groups and even if they're gone
they'll still be part of erboh.com
I helped the idea of a Mods' section, yes me
and now take a seat as I educate you on rapping
there's a reason why you're PolarWhore, because you always bend over
speak another word and I'll send you back to a place more polar
I'm educating you all, even Dion thinks I should teach
while I'm busy being awesome, you're stuck with Halo Reach
From schools, to libraries, to groups, to General Help
you should thank me for our modernization, little welp!

[Cool-The-Renegade]

Renegade, you need to get laid.
I preferred the days when you were away.
Just look at you, a washed up clown, everyone runs away when you're around.
If this were Youtube, I'd give your raps a thumbs-down. You're just a broken-down tossed around letdown!
I'm renowned on this forum, and you'll have no rebound after I am crowned as the best rapper around!
I barely know you, but I know one thing.
Something more embarrassing than not preferring Google over Bing.
Well, it's something that I shouldn't tell.
But that thing is, in a nutshell, that you are the only reason that The Underdogs fell.

Alright, rap over. So, it's nice to get to meet you, Ren! I've heard from other members around here that you are a bit of a legend around here.

You wanna see embarrassing? Re-read your verse,
'Cause it helps show it rings true that fucking with me hurts!
Well, YOU at least, chief, you're gonna need some pain relief
for your shattered ego, when it's resting in PIECES.
And you will be too, you're getting straight chewed,
And when the FUCK did anyone decide to crown YOU?
You MUST barely know me, or else you wouldn't challenge
the sickest disser to ever leave a battlefield ravaged!
Your name says it all, you're a bi-polar bore
of an emcee, whose got no surprises in store.
To be honest, I don't give a shit between Google and Bing,
search "PolarBore's demise" on either and you'll see a pic of ME.

(It's great to meet you, Polar! I've seen you around a bit, and to say the least, I'm impressed! Nice work. I'm not an egotist, but I'm flattered to have been referred to as a "legend. I'm definitely glad to be back.)