You vs The Person Above

[GonadTheNomad]

You may post gifs, but I bet your pubes are clipped!
If you were a slave you would most likely be whipped,
If you were a latte, you'd already be sipped,
And if you were a waitress you would never be tipped!

You talk about .gifs, but there no animation in your verse.
Flow's just enough for me to afflict my verbal curse.
Your concept's full of holes and your rapping is too!
But how about I just show it to you:
Dafuq good steam when we got real power?
And what happens when one guy really likes to shower?
Repeating the same words won't do shit for your rep.
And I'll hold out longer 'gainst you than all the secrets I've kept.
How can you beat a true OG, Straight off his nut?
You may be blowing Steam, but it ain't even hot!

[Poles]

Why hello there, I'll show you what I have in store.
I tore two people a new one, and now I'll tear one more.
The Gunnut, the annoyance, the one that needs a diet.
You asked for verbal destruction, but you should've just stayed quiet!

I mean, look at you! You said goodbye to a girl with a handshake.
You're the god of mistakes, and you always give me a headache

Your rhymes are bland, you're married to your right hand,
and you need to understand that you're just a piteous hideous sex gland.

[LAWLzoR]

I needed a good laugh, thank you guys, no really
if laughter is the best medicine then you guys are excellent at healing!
You're the one to talk PolarWhore, you use both hands
when you guys really want to rap, you know I'm your man
next time you make an Asian joke, Steam, just look at your teeth
the next time you have tea and crumpets at tea time with the Queen
You Gunnut? OG? Kinda ironic when you're the fourth copy
just forget it guys, call me the Gingerbread Man cuz no one can stop me
Gunnut's no doctor, Steam you don't live in the 1880s
and it'll be the day the forum dies when I see you guys with ladies!

[YellowNerd]

I needed a good laugh, thank you guys, no really
if laughter is the best medicine then you guys are excellent at healing!
You're the one to talk PolarWhore, you use both hands
when you guys really want to rap, you know I'm your man
next time you make an Asian joke, Steam, just look at your teeth
the next time you have tea and crumpets at tea time with the Queen
You Gunnut? OG? Kinda ironic when you're the fourth copy
just forget it guys, call me the Gingerbread Man cuz no one can stop me
Gunnut's no doctor, Steam you don't live in the 1880s
and it'll be the day the forum dies when I see you guys with ladies!

Last time i heard these, I was riding a dinosaur
You can't think of an insult besides Polarwhore?
You don't belong in erboh, go back to ponyville!
Before rappers here make you their daily meal!
Look around you, people are angry, people are mad
When people hear you talk they say, OH MY GOD.
Just shut up, Y'all talking about racism when you're doing it as well
Now go sit around in circles kids, There's a story i'm about to tell

[Moonjik]

Yeah, you guys are worse rappers than Adam and Eve!
I'm not magician but watch me pull these lines out my sleeve,
My rhymes shine brighter than a gaslamp, the gears are turning,
I'm the teacher in this rap class, y'all are just learning,

[Epic Doctor X]

*A strong fog suddenly covers everything. Out of nowhere, a black silhouette rises. The fog slowly clears, revealing.. me*

"....I'm back"

The Doctor's back in the house, cover your ears and eyes, bitches!
I'll leave you people brutally mauled and viciously beaten to death in the ditches!
I return to this rap arena loaded with more anger than Hitlah!
Call me a lyrical butcher, one more word, and I'll split ya!
What the fuck, The Steam Punk? Your "Steam" stunk, stop the flapping!
Born in the wrong century? Hell yeah, judging by your rapping!
I'll leave you with that, so I can snap some more necks,
Thank you for your time, Best Regards, EDX.

[Faker]

*A strong fog suddenly covers everything. Out of nowhere, a black silhouette rises. The fog slowly clears, revealing.. me*

"....I'm back"

The Doctor's back in the house, cover your ears and eyes, bitches!
I'll leave you people brutally mauled and viciously beaten to death in the ditches!
I return to this rap arena loaded with more anger than Hitlah!
Call me a lyrical butcher, one more word, and I'll split ya!
What the fuck, The Steam Punk? Your "Steam" stunk, stop the flapping!
Born in the wrong century? Hell yeah, judging by your rapping!
I'll leave you with that, so I can snap some more necks,
Thank you for your time, Best Regards, EDX.

Dude, your hubby's a Brad Wolf. At least I can keep my bitch tamed!
Quit with the drama, this ain't theatre. No special effect's with my rapping flame.
You call yourself a lyrical butcher, but all of us really know what that means.
You beat your meat raw before serving it to your parents and siblings!
"You're back? I didn't even notice you left" is what all these unoriginals would say,
but I hate to lie to a doctor, so I admit once you were gone I started to celebrate!
Back when this cheap site had a plain black layout, you were Rob's ERB cartel.
Snooping around behind the scenes, getting your 'fill' of Epic Rap Battle personnel.
I guess to be a Swedish doc you need to play a glitchy bitchy Tupac, to get your doctorate.
Now when the forum thinks of an outcast, they'll think of you, Mr. 'Epic' Doctor X!

[Epic Doctor X]

Are you kidding me? Just after a few hours has passed,
A wild asshole appears and tries to shove lies up my ass!
Why drag Brad into this? I mean, I'm married to a predator,
While all you have is a cat.. Wouldn't call that a competitor.
I played a glitchy Tupac, but what the hell are you known for?
Changing your name so much no one knows who you are anymore?
You've got nothing against me, write down that in your poké-dex,
Thank you for your time, Best Regards, EDX.

[Faker]

Are you kidding me? Just after a few hours has passed,
A wild asshole appears and tries to shove lies up my ass!
Why drag Brad into this? I mean, I'm married to a predator,
While all you have is a cat.. Wouldn't call that a competitor.
I played a glitchy Tupac, but what the hell are you known for?
Changing your name so much no one knows who you are anymore?
You've got nothing against me, write down that in your poké-dex,
Thank you for your time, Best Regards, EDX.

I'll disregard your regards, better be on your guard, EN GARDE!
I'll scalpel you into MY territory, and rip ya apart like Fake Pokemon cards.
You'll need a doctor, Doctor, because I'm playing a Player.
Get your gas mask ready cuz my dis spits venomous vapor!
At least I embrace change, while you're in a cardboard box begging for more.
You've jacked off so much, even Brad has a pussy bluer than yours!
You're Sweden's #1 talentless psycho, even when we put you next to Pewds.
And I've scorched Caterpie with more bite than you!

(Do you mind if Ask HeroSamuel to review this in his Literal Reviews thread?)

[Epic Doctor X]

Are you actually trying to beat the Doctor X with word playin'?
That's the style I used that left Steam Punk abused, so start prayin'!
When we're through, Mew, you will be lying 6 feet deeper down,
I'm subconsciously beatin' your ass, call me Lavender Town!
You think you're greater than me, well I'm about to make it awkward,
You left Cleverbot confused - using the line of a doctor!
Don't even to beat me with another verse, you'll never succeed.
Just show me the white flag, bitch - You got beaten by a swede.

(Not at all :3)