You vs The Person Above

[Faker]

You fucking little asswipe, I eat nuts like you for breakfast.
You're not as good a person as your innocence suggested
You're a fucking little shit who goes around on the internet
And I bet that seeing all those pet kittens makes you wet
You're a homophobic prick who needs to stop with this shtick
You whine and complain all day, it just makes me sick.
You think you're slick? I think you're more useless than a stick.
Just go outside, meet a chick,
And get the fuck off of this forum, bitch.

Oh, so now the cracker bear wants to show his wittle kitty claws?
Better can it Janet, because you're gonna wish you hadn't shown at all!
Name's Alejandro, but standing next to you I guess YOU'RE the Burro Muerto!
Don't trip up on your own verse because this is you're next hurdle!
Sorry, didn't get that reference? Well for your inference, you better learn.
Because I'll show you my Hawaiian Punch, and you'll be the one getting burned!
Amigo, you've gone through more forum marriages than I went through names, want more?
Because we all know that's the one true reason they call you PolarWHORE!
You're the 2nd Worse Thing On This Planet, behind Wisconsin.
But it wouldn't be a stretch to say that the cheese state being better than you ain't nonsense.
So Mr. Thor, flip your bird at me again, while you're swimmin' in your kiddie 'Pool'.
And I'll believe you're in Din's alliance when your fiance stop giving me BJ's, and frankly I'm not aMewsed...

[GonadTheNomad]

Oh, so now the cracker bear wants to show his wittle kitty claws?
Better can it Janet, because you're gonna wish you hadn't shown at all!
Name's Alejandro, but standing next to you I guess YOU'RE the Burro Muerto!
Don't trip up on your own verse because this is you're next hurdle!
Sorry, didn't get that reference? Well for your inference, you better learn.
Because I'll show you my Hawaiian Punch, and you'll be the one getting burned!
Amigo, you've gone through more forum marriages than I went through names, want more?
Because we all know that's the one true reason they call you PolarWHORE!
You're the 2nd Worse Thing On This Planet, behind Wisconsin.
But it wouldn't be a stretch to say that the cheese state being better than you is nonsense.
So Mr. Thor, flip your bird at me again, why you're swimmin' in your kiddie 'Pool'.
And I'll believe your in Din's alliance when your fiance stop giving me BJ's, and frankly I'm not aMewsed...

Bitch please, you're full of sleeze.
You'll not be aMewsd once you've seen your defeat!

[Poles]

Oh, so now the cracker bear wants to show his wittle kitty claws?
Better can it Janet, because you're gonna wish you hadn't shown at all!
Name's Alejandro, but standing next to you I guess YOU'RE the Burro Muerto!
Don't trip up on your own verse because this is you're next hurdle!
Sorry, didn't get that reference? Well for your inference, you better learn.
Because I'll show you my Hawaiian Punch, and you'll be the one getting burned!
Amigo, you've gone through more forum marriages than I went through names, want more?
Because we all know that's the one true reason they call you PolarWHORE!
You're the 2nd Worse Thing On This Planet, behind Wisconsin.
But it wouldn't be a stretch to say that the cheese state being better than you ain't nonsense.
So Mr. Thor, flip your bird at me again, why you're swimmin' in your kiddie 'Pool'.
And I'll believe your in Din's alliance when your fiance stop giving me BJ's, and frankly I'm not aMewsed...

WHOA NOW
No need to be rude, wow...
And this talk about my fiance? The guy's single now.
Lay down the insults, this is unnecessary
And, to be honest, your raps weren't even close to as good as Tom and Jerry.
Oh, you think you're actually scary?
Well, no, you're about as scary as a baby.
Want to see the real me? Here, take a seat.
You never finish jack shit, all you do is a failure.
And I'll tell ya what, you rap worse than Taylor.
You're a major disappointment, filled with errors.
You're nothing but a hater, you're no danger
This talk of Total Drama? That show sucks more than your mama.
And you'll lose this battle so bad you'll scream "Thanks Sambama!"!

[Faker]

WHOA NOW
No need to be rude, wow...
And this talk about my fiance? The guy's single now.
Lay down the insults, this is unnecessary
And, to be honest, your raps weren't even close to as good as Tom and Jerry.
Oh, you think you're actually scary?
Well, no, you're about as scary as a baby.
Want to see the real me? Here, take a seat.
You never finish jack shit, all you do is a failure.
And I'll tell ya what, you rap worse than Taylor.
You're a major disappointment, filled with errors.
You're nothing but a hater, you're no danger.
This talk of Total Drama? That show sucks more than your mama.
And you'll lose this battle so bad you'll scream "Thanks Sambama!"!

Geez, talk about a try-hard, verse was nearly longer than my dick, dude.
And no one can tell the difference between a Grandma and a pic of you nude!
So make like that hag, get bent, get sold!
I'm the OG MC, a Soul-Stomping Serpent, ready to strike at a Hero.
You could drop your pants, and we'd call it Shameless Advertising.
You've got too much time to yourself, need a brother? How 'bout I call Up Uprising!?
I only need eight lines to show you the reason you're Endangered.
Now I'd like to call you Zorro's next victim, cuz you were owned by a Spaniard!

[GonadTheNomad]

Geez, talk about a try-hard, verse was nearly longer than my dick, dude.
And no one can tell the difference between a Grandma and a pic of you nude!
So make like that hag, get bent, get sold!
I'm the OG MC, a Soul-Stomping Serpent, ready to strike at a Hero.
You could drop your pants, and we'd call it Shameless Advertising.
You've got too much time to yourself, need a brother? How 'bout I call Up Uprising!?
I only need eight lines to show you the reason you're Endangered.
Now I'd like to call you Zorro's next victim, cuz you were owned by a Spaniard!

Bitch please, you're not aMewsing me.
It's a verbal brawl and you done better flee!

[Poles]

Gunnut, can you please stop making spam verses?
I'd appreciate it

[GonadTheNomad]

Gunnut, can you please stop making spam verses?
I'd appreciate it.

But I put minutes of work into those. ;-;

[WumboMcDion]

But I put minutes of work into those. ;-;

Minutes of work? No wonder they don't thrive,
Raps take heart, emotion, skill so the words come alive!
Anything less is a crime against Rap at its very core,
So listen silly Gunnut to the wise PolarBore
(Due to this being my first sorta rap and being relatively new go on with all previous raps like I'm not here.)

[Faker]

Minutes of work? No wonder they don't thrive,
Raps take heart, emotion, skill so the words come alive!
Anything less is a crime against Rap at its very core,
So listen silly Gunnut to the wise PolarBore

Oh look at that, two more horrible lines than the dreadful Gonad.
Polar, wise? The time you write good raps is the time he'll show that!
Your Avatar sucks, it describes both yours and Gunnut's nuts.
I'm gonna drop the bass over your deformed head, so bring it on runts!
You're not just a crime against rap, motherfucker, you're a sinner.
I've got sharp wits with such an edge, it'll shoot daggers and mangle your innards.
So take those five posts to your name, and go ruin some other forum, Skrizzles.
When I step into the ring, my raps flow like ROYGBIV, taste the rainbow, and call me Skittles!

[Facilier]

Alejandro is Alejan-slow
Someone wrote their raps while using blow
You're a little dick spaniard prick, "bro"
I'm a beast not from the mideast
like you, you were better as yackz, shees,
don't get yourself worked up like that
Last time you made a good rap your avi had a top hat
Gonna send the forum mafia to get you shot
Puttin' your sorry ass down before you can say