You vs The Person Above

[zyroda]

LAWLzor's gon get f*cked up like sex on the ceiling
he looks like something inside elvis' toilet where he deceased in
coming up short like his D
only time you hear him with a shotgun is when he's runnin for the front seat
i'll miguel leg drop you it'll be funny
he must be blind cause' he isn't good looking

[LAWLzoR]

All you do is spit threats I spit hard disses
talk about sex one more time and you'll be one of my bitches!
real creative bro, it's less popular as the NBA
time for you to leave, the exit's that-a-way
do you even know who I am? I'm LAWLzoR
makin' this forum awesome and sick, hardcore!
your rap style is more hideous than corey
mine is thought out like a Shakespeare story
the teacher's here son, so sit your ass down
you trying to rap? Looks like we have our class clown
I'm makin' this rap long! Not short, why would I have to?
It's not like you have an actual life to get back to!

[Facilier]

This is bullshit motherfucka
Lawlzorz 15 but acts old motherfucka
used to like tf2 motherfucka
Now he philosophizes motherfucka
get your head out of space motherfucka
Cuz I'm fucking your mom motherfucka
makin it rain the same rhymes motherfucka
Motherfucka, I'm yoda cuz I'm wise and Vader went Disney
Your hitler because of your dirt statch and emperority motherfucka

[LAWLzoR]

I don't think you tried doctor, lemme do this again
you may be a friend but you'll be dead in the end
I spit hot disses like a lava flow
when you got your rear end burnt, you'll know
get back to your sig and keep twiddling your fingers
and I won't feign your death, screw the Dead Ringer
I created groups and made about half of this forum
while you just sat there in your petty little boredom
how many name changes have you had? I've lost track
it's like taking care of a sugar-high kid on crack!

[Facilier]

Of course I didn't try, Stephen Fry
I'm a lazy guy, my my
I thought you were smart
but your knowledge is more clouded then a wet fart
You try to teach, but maybe we don't want learn
Take a hint from your old pyro avi and BURN BURN BURN

*winks*

[WWEFan]

"We don't want learn"? Nigga please
Get down on your knees and suck on these
You call yourself a doctor? Where's your PhD?
I'm tired, so I stole a line from ERB
Stealing is bad, it makes me mad
Am I a hypocrite? You should be glad
Facilier isn't even a damn word
So naming yourself that? Ungh, it's absurb
I'm so tired that I'm making this diss so long
Long as my schlong, suck my ding dong
I've run out of rhymes, what a pity, my friend
Wait, I'm thinking of more, this ain't the end
Let me sit right here and diss this silly cock
Speaking of cock, you ain't got no dick, Spock
Yes, that's right, you belong on Star Trek
As a star in the sky, cause your life is a wreck
Yes, these lines suck, but I'm fucking tired
So guess what, purple dude, your time has expired
Wait, I like purple, I take that back
But you still are obsessed with snorting lots of crack
You're dumb, dum-dum, but I'm wise like Yoda
Your raps are worse than fucking Zyroda's
Oh wait, whoops, the Z isn't capitalized
Why don't you go to McD's, and get a burger and fries
And get fat off that shit, so phat like my rhymes
To lose to Doctor Facilier would be a crime
But wait! Like I said, you aren't a doctor
You just spin round and round like a helicopter
So let me just spit this last cold diss
*mic cuts out* Hello? Hello? Oh fuck this!

[Lancer]

"We don't want learn"? Nigga please
Get down on your knees and suck on these
You call yourself a doctor? Where's your PhD?
I'm tired, so I stole a line from ERB
Stealing is bad, it makes me mad
Am I a hypocrite? You should be glad
Facilier isn't even a damn word
So naming yourself that? Ungh, it's absurb
I'm so tired that I'm making this diss so long
Long as my schlong, suck my ding dong
I've run out of rhymes, what a pity, my friend
Wait, I'm thinking of more, this ain't the end
Let me sit right here and diss this silly cock
Speaking of cock, you ain't got no dick, Spock
Yes, that's right, you belong on Star Trek
As a star in the sky, cause your life is a wreck
Yes, these lines suck, but I'm fucking tired
So guess what, purple dude, your time has expired
Wait, I like purple, I take that back
But you still are obsessed with snorting lots of crack
You're dumb, dum-dum, but I'm wise like Yoda
Your raps are worse than fucking Zyroda's
Oh wait, whoops, the Z isn't capitalized
Why don't you go to McD's, and get a burger and fries
And get fat off that shit, so phat like my rhymes
To lose to Doctor Facilier would be a crime
But wait! Like I said, you aren't a doctor
You just spin round and round like a helicopter
So let me just spit this last cold diss
*mic cuts out* Hello? Hello? Oh fuck this!

Ladies and gentlemen, you're in for a treat.
The great master Pyro presents the WeeWeeFan's Defeat
I'm the master of the fires, your raps make me bored
Your subscriber count is too high for such a shitty ass whore
I'll trample this tramp who thinks he's got talent
Because without it, you can't make rap battles that kick ass
Ice is scared of me, I'll set it on fire so violent
You have the right to remain mute, memish, and silent.

[WWEFan]

OMG, you uber dummy, you just stole my lines
So now I will kill you with my sick cold rhymes
I bet you're ashamed that you aren't in EFMRBoH
Oh wait....................................you were in 3.

[LAWLzoR]

You're used to the WWE so I won't get mad
but this is rapping bro, you're not supposed to act
this rap is more rigged than your pay-per-view
because it's the only way the winner will be you!

[zyroda]

when blind people touch LAWLzor's face it's like reading braille
sipping from my cup till it runneth over, holy grail
WWEFan is so ugly he can't get a date off the calendar
knock him the f*ck out just to beat you to the punch
you can't think outside the box cause' you live in one
i'm blowing up like inflation, you're all money, worthless
your mom wouldn't claim you for tax return purposes