What's this I hear from a dark black punk?
Slip, slap, clickity, clack, and clunk?
Your rhymes don't rhyme, that's how bad you've been,
With no shift button and a knack for missing grammar, you won't win!
Everyone knows you're just a big unreliable dimwit,
If you're blowing up, then I'm popping the zit,
This rap is so radioactive, your grandchildren now have gamma,
Oh wait, I forgot, you'll never be a grandpa!
"The greatest mastery is mastery of oneself."-Leonardo Davinci
This is my intellectual mode, please do not distract me from my thinking processes.
[spoiler:2e2hf1v9]My theme song:
[youtube:2e2hf1v9]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9H6-0FiEa4[/youtube:2e2hf1v9][/spoiler:2e2hf1v9]
This is my group:
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2016 Rapper of the Year
From what I see you're the enemy
while I'm this entire forum's legacy
I even made a Crash Course parody
you're a fool to think you can compare to me!
From groups to roasts to even General Help
I made this place more awesome, no thanks to yourself
even the mod section and famed chat box
while you also helped out the forum- not!
I've been rap battling for two-freaking-years
you're actin' big but I'm sure you just got here
this is déja vu from when I was young
because I be spittin' rhymes so sick, son!
how many times have I beaten you lyrically?
can I get an actual challenge? Seriously!
I drop the mic because you won't need it
you'll be at the hospital, cuz you just got a beatin'
Spoiler:
I piss on all of you to assert dominance
You look like you went halfway through a sex change and said 'f*ck it'
His d*ck is as big as lice
When he's jerking off it looks like he's rolling dice
After all
Intellectual is so fat he came in like wrecking ball
When LAWLzor saw he stepped in sh*t, he thought he was melting
If you had facial recostruction it would be a public courtesy
I've heard some things about you, Mr. Doctor of Thuganomics.
And something I got from it is that you don't even deserve a diss.
Last edited by Poles; 10-14-2013 at 02:18 PM.
A polar bear version of Thor? Screw that!
I'd rather want to pet a slimy, old rat.
I may be new here, but no one can sue me!
'Cause I won't take that shit you see...
I'm the Key to all Gates, the Key to all Jobs!
I at one time was Wozniak, the other time, I was robbed!
So if anyone wants to dare challenge me...
I always have the Key to victory!
Key to victory while being number 24?
Wow, you have guts to insult polarthor!
If you want to be the top, you should be #1
Sueing you would take out all the fun
You'll gon' get anally bullied with majestic lines
You should run 'cause i'm known to break spines!
Spoiler:
A yellow nerd? That's kinda stretchin
You look brown, wooden, and with a bad complextion
I may be 24, but that's just my lucky number
You wanna stop me? Oh wait, I'm already smarter.
Junior Member
I guess I'm against you, the key twenty-four
You just happen to be my entry to these boards
So stand back and hear my opening roar
As I bitch and moan about those needless underscores!
I just registered but I'm far from a n00b
So step up and quit looking like a DD boob
Speaking of you're not even good enough dude
You are a cancer that must be removed!
you bit off of the nicepeter vs epiclloyd battle get out of hereOriginally Posted by the_key_24
A yellow nerd? That's kinda stretchin
You look brown, wooden, and with a bad complextion
I may be 24, but that's just my lucky number
You wanna stop me? Oh wait, I'm already smarter.
You think I'm cancer? Wow. my undercover costume is good!
You think I'm a sickness? I put one in your food.
It's called poison! So you better be wary!
Slenderman saw my face, he thought I was SCARY!
And nobody stopped me when in Pokemon I chose Fairy!
'Cause I'm the best y'all! Nothing can stop me, not even a wall!
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