Seegineer? What kind of name is that!
Your using a rhyme made by the author of The Cat in The Hat!
You say that I'm strugglin'? Well I say that your wrong!
Your raps are all rugged an' you are as bad as a new Miley Cyrus song.
Seegineer? What kind of name is that!
Your using a rhyme made by the author of The Cat in The Hat!
You say that I'm strugglin'? Well I say that your wrong!
Your raps are all rugged an' you are as bad as a new Miley Cyrus song.
You both are stuck in your video games! Get real
beatin' you both will be so easy it's practically a steal
Key, listen here, your rhymes are so much of a stretch
that I just heard several rubber band factories get put to death
Miley's songs are bad but they're better than your rhymes
and it looks like Seegineer came to get a beating for the thousandth time!
you're right, I'm not as tough as I think: I'm TOUGHER
and I'll be sure to beat you like Key, except rougher
Think Jinx will get in jail? You'd be her b-tch, son!
and you'd be a fool to think my battling career is done.
Spoiler:
You thought you beat me? Then you better run the fuck away.
I'm guessing your a brony? I see those every day.
I was the one who put Jinx in jail.
Her time: 100 years or life, without bail.
I made sure my hitmen blew up all those factories.
And now I'll tell you both a little story.
I have found out, that your both, are just easy to defeat!
That little flinch that I see, has let me beat
the both of you in the simple opportunity
and now nobody can defeat me!
So you have hitmen? Dude I manage on my own
I don't need to have other guys to have you pwned!
yeah I'm a brony, and this brony's beating you down
your raps turn every single smile into a frown
they're so bad even little children cry when they read it
you readin' this warning I'm givin' you? Heed it!
how'd you get Jinx in jail? By jail-baiting him?
and in all honesty, the creativity in your raps are very dim
It's not like I haven't heard those lines before
you just got dissed and burned! Right to the core.
Spoiler:
You may have beaten me down but I'll return, you hear!
As I have the power of a Saiyan, but for now, I'm weary.
Watching you two argue is like seeing cats fight
A lot of noise but no harm done, not even a fright
So stop the lame excuses, I'm not even done yet
I'd rather fall asleep or watch paint dry and set
Than battle you two stuck up and close-minded pricks
My name is self-explanatory, Key, but I'm not surprised you wouldn't get it!
The smarter and more informed would clearly already know
What my name means, which says to me that you're too slow
And I'd never be Jinx's bitch, since this thread's MY bitch
LAWLz, you lack the interesting qualities to ever get hitched
There's a difference between tough and just plain stupid
Your power tripping, since it's obvious your mind is deluded.
You need to learn your lesson, it's so shocking it HERTZ
But if you want to fuck with me, you should buy dinner first.
Im also gonna add, if anyone thinks that I'm gay,
I'm actually bisexual, which is more open anyway. *shrugs*
You want to battle me? Then I reside on the You Vs The Person Above thread.
I make people jealous of my fantastic skills
to get every single lyrical kill
I'm the greatest teacher the forum's ever seen
and I became famous before I was even fifteen
from groups to the chatbox and everything you love
it was me who got all those projects done
and I'm still spittin' sick rhymes and flow
so take your amateur raps and just go
cuz nobody has enough skill to face me
to even think otherwise must mean you're crazy!
Spoiler:
I make raps off the top of my head too
and they're 1000x better than anything from you
I actually have bragging rights, what do you have?
No avatar, no legacy, just a case of being mad
even Rob admitted my influence on the site
was more than anyone else, kid! Don't even try
what's with that sig? It's ridiculously long
that's the only time I'll say that to you, don't get me wrong!
all I care about is making this place better
and help you guys get smarter altogether
so don't even think about dissing my achievements
especially since you have none, so leave it!
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Your rap was so boring, I didn't even read it through
and this comes from my brain with love: SCREW YOU
I don't waste my fancy words on scum known as Adonis
you either have to be smart or practically a goddess
I don't look up those facts, I learn them like you should
and I be rapping like I was straight from the hood
there are different kinds of smartness and I'm sure you have one
but if I'm still considered the teacher? That should tell you somethin' son
Calling me a repeat? You can't seem to stop calling me a fake
Which anyone will tell you that I'm no lie, no cake!
get back to your cocaine with Freud and Holmes
and it'll take a long while for you to get close to know what I know
I can't even burn you because you have no material
and you can't touch me, calling frickin' etherial
"When" I'm ignorant? Please change that to "If"
I be droppin' sweet rhymes, call me the Berlin Airlift
calling me dumb? I doubt you can count to four
You just got a third degree burn! By the way: **You're
Spoiler:
LAWLzoR had such a long rap, that it made everybody bored
I haven't been on this thread in a while, but I wanted to diss more
But I don't write essays for my fucking raps, bro
If you think you're better than me...just no
I will drop a cheese wheel on your face, you little bitch
And when I'm finished imma fly like it's Quidditch!