You vs The Person Above

[Poles]

Uprising is from Wisconsin, enough said
And after this battle, I'll Vermount his wife in bed
I'm the best rapper around and that's the truth
I'll make sure this guy loses harder than Babe Ruth

[Uprising]

Ouch, I just got burned
Now it's your turn!

[LAWLzoR]

LAWLzoR had such a long rap, that it made everybody bored
I haven't been on this thread in a while, but I wanted to diss more
But I don't write essays for my fucking raps, bro
If you think you're better than me...just no
I will drop a cheese wheel on your face, you little bitch
And when I'm finished imma fly like it's Quidditch!

How original, you stole from ERB
as you should know owning you is very dear to me
oh dear lord, your rhymes are as cheesy as your state
not to mention that your rap is so second rate
you'll get lyrically run over just like your sig
From Virginia to Wisconsin bucko: I'll snap you like a twig
get used to the length cuz everyone else loves it
while no one loves you, you constipated kermudget!

[Lohuydahutt]

@Boretic
I will concede your raps made sense
But fortunately ice types have bad defense
I'll wreck havok on your raps until you can no longer bear it
When you face Lohuydahutt against Boretic you can't compear it
Your immunity idol won't protect you from my hard rhymes
... Even though I pull them out of my ass half the time
OH
But bro! You need to know your role
Being the forgettable douche that starts out the death toll!
Even IRL Just look at the polls
Because against a whoretic this is just how I roll!
I'll heat you up in every region *cough* GLOBALLY
Has dahutt kicked your ass? ... TOTALLY!

[zyroda]

you think you can rap just cause you watched 8 mile
told you call 911 still don't know what to dial
i'll smack the yellow off of your teeth
we should call you chief queef
you're pissed
coming off the top like asbestos
you would know your moms a whore cause you sucked her dick
his ass is gonna hurt like he went through a prison tour
you are what you eat therefore you eat sh it for lunch
you can't think outside the box cause you live in one
she moans and she moans
as i twist around her nips like rotary phones
your parents had you to increase their welfare
that's true trash right there

[Katz]

Oh my god, are you familiar with the English Language?
Here's a dictionary, reading it will make you anguished.
Your rhymes and flow completely fail!
I'm remembered on this thread(not for good reasons), you're not so suck my beast tail
Do all of your disses have to trace back to moms,
School shootings, or active bombs?
I think you make all the sex jokes because you'll never get laid,
Unless the bitch you're screwing gets HIGHLY paid!

[Faker]

Oh my god, are you familiar with the English Language?
Here's a dictionary, reading it will make you anguished.
Your rhymes and flow completely fail!
I'm remembered on this thread(not for good reasons), you're not so suck my beast tail
Do all of your disses have to trace back to moms,
School shootings, or active bombs?
I think you make all the sex jokes because you'll never get laid,
Unless the bitch you're screwing gets HIGHLY paid!

Calm the fuck down, kid! Your raps are so bad, they make YOU green!
Try to stop the biggest forumer and I'll guarantee they'll call you Mykey when you're creamed.
You're a crossdresser, Seldoodyram, but you still look more beastly than Janet!
And that ain't a good thing, amigo, because even when the Admin sees you speak he can't stand it.
You're gonna go down like the Heliokick you patented, CURB STOMP.
They named the sidewalk after you because that's where you get the Forum Rush from yo crack on!
Your talent must be SOMEWHERE IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY like your location,
And that User Color must be defective, cuz you ain't likable, you're an abomination!
So get in line, lime, I've got more asses to discharge, you can call me General or Sergeant!
You're Breaking Brad's patience, he'll never forgive an animal like ya, Hatsune2.0, learn it.
You gotta Spam to get your color, cuz you're as fake as that canned meat is.
If Eduard Khil and Forever Alone hadn't fucked as much as I did your mom, then you wouldn't be here, Beastness!

[LAWLzoR]

I made over 120 rap battles and you treat me like this?
Like I'm some one-eyed hobo with a lisp covered in piss?
I'm a legend on this forum in case you couldn't tell
without me I doubt you guys would be able to spell
from Crash Course to roasts to even our long lost groups
I made the forum better without expecting anything form you
and that was letting you off easy so be glad that I did
or else I'll hit you so hard you'll find scars on your kids!
I'm forum-famous for my legendary status
while you guys make like your internet history with strange habits
you got 100% beat by this quarter-Italian
or as others might say: This Hunky Stallion~

[Lohuydahutt]

Quarter Italian? Well I'm a quarter black
With raps so dope I'll put your crash course on track
Forum Famous? Congrats like 2 people know who you are!
Acting like a smart ass doesn't make you a star
LAWL you think you're notable for writing 120 piss vs shits?
You just decided to rip off ERB time to call it quits
You wondered why we don't give a shit from the start?
Well, your reasons for importance are more vague then modern art
I'll get your ponies yami kaged you'll be moderately tricked
Some people just want to watch the world learn you got your assed kicked

[GonadTheNomad]

*Putin esque burst-in*

LohuydaSLUT thinking he can step to me?
I own sukas, and I'll own you like 1-2-3!
This thread is out your league, you're rhymes are subpar
I'm the best forum rapper to register so far!
And I take it that you think you're tough shit because you wanted to write piss vs shit
But listen up, you and your seal can both deal with it
Just turn around, go home while you got a chance
And I won't be forced to put you in a verbal trance!

/AmBoredAndSuckAtThis