You vs The Person Above

[Poles]

It seems today I've come here to dis this dood
He's such a weirdo that I bet he goes out nude
You're just a lonely bastard who is hated by this nation
And I'll show you how a real explorer handles a situation
You'll never finish a story cuz, unfortunately, you see
You're too busy suckin' mad pee, could you go crash in a tree?
You're worse at TD than Beth, more of a bitch than Heath
I'm really cool and I'll be the cause of your death?????

[Faker]

It seems today I've come here to dis this dood
He's such a weirdo that I bet he goes out nude
You're just a lonely bastard who is hated by this nation
And I'll show you how a real explorer handles a situation
You'll never finish a story cuz, unfortunately, you see
You're too busy suckin' mad pee, could you go crash in a tree?
You're worse at TD than Beth, more of a bitch than Heath
I'm really cool and I'll be the cause of your death?????

Really? You don't seem too sure, but I'd be more worried about this badass.
Burning like Helio, sure to take down this Unovan outcast!
Not gonna make the obvious crossreference, that's what 'you know what's' for!
You go from hating Gunnut, to loving Gonad's Gonads! PolarBore? More like BipolarWhore!
I could see how someone like you writes battles, cuz I'd have to day your verse was 'meh'.
And the only thing you're best at beating is your Uprising... Courtesy of TDF!

[LAWLzoR]

LAWL, quit pussyin' out and come to class, but you're not teaching.
This ain't an ERB, it's a true forumer smackdown, me giving a lesson in lyrical beating!
Wanna speak proverbs, well then be my guest in this intellectual war.
You claim your intellect to a high degree, but you're just smart enough to keep yourself warm!
I won't let our Friendship get in our way, because my raps are Magic.
You'd sooner get crumpets shoved into your mouth then an actual date. It's just that tragic.
Change your name again, it's for the better, because you'll be needing a Doc.
Now tell me, what kind of genius opens up a deadbeat group and invites Zoroark!?

I created the groups that you guys loved so much
yet you guys left my beautiful idea in the dust!
I'll drop you so hard you'll make a Sonic Rainboom
now if you'll pay attention, you'll see you're doom:
Your name is a Pokemon that you changed a dozen times
yet you included my one time in your rhyme?
I call hypocrisy! You cannot refute that
because it's the most basic logic you lack

[Faker]

I created the groups that you guys loved so much
yet you guys left my beautiful idea in the dust!
I'll drop you so hard you'll make a Sonic Rainboom
now if you'll pay attention, you'll see you're doom:
Your name is a Pokemon that you changed a dozen times
yet you included my one time in your rhyme?
I call hypocrisy! You cannot refute that
because it's the most basic logic you lack

You're saying I lack logic!? Mine infinitely surpasses yours to no end.
If LAWL never signed up on the forum, then it wouldn't be Shitfest University again and again.
Quit acting like a mindless Bot, and be like the Super Moderator you apparently are!
Calling me a hypocrite is like saying Epicz was thriving, it was first made and fist dead from the start!
Now let me give an Open Letter to this imbecile here; I'm cooking up some rhymes, adding a little special Vsauce.
You're more of a pushover pussy pacifist then ANY Canadian. And yeah, I'm talking about your boss.
I hope ya still have your William Shakespeare costume, because I just tamed this shrew.
Two years on this forum and you still left a less impacting mark than Hatsune Miku!

[Poles]

I'm spitting out my rhymes, dissing this bitch named Spikey
I want to fucking RockHIT you! "CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY"
Your 3,000 names can't even compare to I's
I'll reach through my screen and break the glasses on your eyes
I tried reading countries once, by the end I was fucking snoring
Your name was the Man of Nothing once, that explains why it was so boring
I'm a kool kat, 100 times funnier than Bread
Now sit and watch as I Vermount your wife in bed.

[Katz]

I'm spitting out my rhymes, dissing this bitch named Spikey
I want to fucking RockHIT you! "CRIKEY CRIKEY CRIKEY"
Your 3,000 names can't even compare to I's
I'll reach through my screen and break the glasses on your eyes
I tried reading countries once, by the end I was fucking snoring
Your name was the Man of Nothing once, that explains why it was so boring
I'm a kool kat, 100 times funnier than Bread
Now sit and watch as I Vermount your wife in bed.

SIT DOWN NOW, JANET! Watch me eat this Jill Sandwich.
Now that I have your attention, it's time to die BITCH!
You're so PolarBoring that Dion removed the chat.
You act like a god, but you're way far from that!
Whenever you post threads guests think, "Attention Whore"
So how the fuck could this pussy claim the name 'Thor'?!
You try so hard to be funny, but look more like ******.
In this world I'm a dragonfly, so show respect maggot!
I laughed at your raps, asking if you could suck more dick.
Ask me my least favorite pokemon, I swear I'll say Boretic!

[LAWLzoR]

My lasting impact will last forever! Yours? A few hours
with name change after name change no wonder you have no power
I write boss raps that can whoop your butt so hard
and burn this Helioptile like I'm a Charizard!
I have your ass handed to you in 10 seconds flat
while you just roll around in crap you call a rap
I can be a bit egotistic, but you know what? I earned it!
You know what respect is? Perhaps you haven't learned it!

[Faker]

My lasting impact will last forever! Yours? A few hours
with name change after name change no wonder you have no power
I write boss raps that can whoop your butt so hard
and burn this Helioptile like I'm a Charizard!
I have your ass handed to you in 10 seconds flat
while you just roll around in crap you call a rap
I can be a bit egotistic, but you know what? I earned it!
You know what respect is? Perhaps you haven't learned it!

You're a mite bit late, but I forgive ya cuz we all know you're slow.
You call yourself a Charizard yet you haven't seen my Surf-worthy flow!
Who the fuck needs respect in a rap? I guess someone as soft as ya LAWL.
Keep bashing on my name changes, while I rip on your failed Crash Course series, your call.
Get off my turf bitch! You worthless excuse for a leader.
This battle ain't a seesaw, in fact my side has a Giga Impact on yours, leavin' it to teeter!
You could show us your face all you want; Won't change the fact you don't look like a man.
It seems the only thing I've learned from you and your sig is in a situation like this... I honestly don't give a damn!

[LAWLzoR]

I'm not slow, I have a life and you don't
if you think you can affect me, I can assure you that you won't
I made ONE Pokemon joke, but you blew it through the roof
now prepare to get owned as I go through this proof:
My groups changed the forum, surely you've read it
were you even a leader? You're so worthless that I forget it
It's not "soft" It's called being fair and kind
something that's obviously been left out of your mind
you're married to a duck! What else have you done?
Besides join TDFE and ruin everyone's fun
I mean really! Let's go over this point here,
but don't try to act tough cuz you're nothing to fear
your biggest achievement was a little thread
that just copied another? Now that's just brain-dead
At least I had the balls to show my face to the people
and not just ride the coattails of acting like I'm evil!

[Faker]

I'm not slow, I have a life and you don't
if you think you can affect me, I can assure you that you won't
I made ONE Pokemon joke, but you blew it through the roof
now prepare to get owned as I go through this proof:
My groups changed the forum, surely you've read it
were you even a leader? You're so worthless that I forget it
It's not "soft" It's called being fair and kind
something that's obviously been left out of your mind
you're married to a duck! What else have you done?
Besides join TDFE and ruin everyone's fun
I mean really! Let's go over this point here,
but don't try to act tough cuz you're nothing to fear
your biggest achievement was a little thread
that just copied another? Now that's just brain-dead
At least I had the balls to show my face to the people
and not just ride the coattails of acting like I'm evil!

About time we get something long from this softie over here!
I don't "act" evil. I embody it, bitch. Leaving a trail of waking fear!
And don't mock the "duck" because comparing him to you, YOU must be on quack.
The pun was a fair-trade off for having to analyze your brainless crap.
No need for kindness and fairness, I'm the forum's Spartacus, not Gandhi!
Tell me one time in rap where all this candy-sickening-sweetness ever comes in handy.
This postulate's the supporting evidence that you're less popular than me.
You get mentioned once or twice, but everyone always mentions Helio, see?
Or Spike, Gliscor, Alejandro, Bleck, whatever. Still less names than the brains you're missin'.
When you're sharing tea time with your ex-best friend, giving him an avian and the insect lesson!
I'm the villainous yet chivalrous amazing forumer on the member list and I'm sure as hell winnin' this.
You're just the stupidest sickenin' bitch no less the idiotic twit that can't school the "worthless" for shit!
So take out your banhammer, because otherwise things will be sure to get ugly.
...By that I mean permaban yourself, since anyone who lays eyes on you will wither away! And *chuckles* that's if they're lucky.