You vs The Person Above

[Katz]

About time we get something long from this softie over here!
I don't "act" evil. I embody it, bitch. Leaving a trail of waking fear!
And don't mock the "duck" because comparing him to you, YOU must be on quack.
The pun was a fair-trade off for having to analyze your brainless crap.
No need for kindness and fairness, I'm the forum's Spartacus, not Gandhi!
Tell me one time in rap where all this candy-sickening-sweetness ever comes in handy.
This postulate's the supporting evidence that you're less popular than me.
You get mentioned once or twice, but everyone always mentions Helio, see?
Or Spike, Gliscor, Alejandro, Bleck, whatever. Still less names than the brains you're missin'.
When you're sharing tea time with your ex-best friend, giving him an avian and the insect lesson!
I'm the villainous yet chivalrous amazing forumer on the member list and I'm sure as hell winnin' this.
You're just the stupidest sickenin' bitch no less the idiotic twit that can't school the "worthless" for shit!
So take out your banhammer, because otherwise things will be sure to get ugly.
...By that I mean permaban yourself, since anyone who lays eyes on you will wither away! And *chuckles* that's if they're lucky.

How did this stupid thing get started? I want to hear no more!
This is weird, coming from some of the lamest people on this forum!
Lawlzor, let me give you a lesson you've probably heard a bunch,
just send one of your lessons as a dis, that'll make a harder punch.
And Helioptile, how many times do you have to change your name
to pokemon just to show you love the fucking game!
Now both of you should leave before I go into the ultimate rage!
So both of you freaks should just get off this fucking page!

[Moonjik]

How did this stupid thing get started? I want to hear no more!
This is weird, coming from some of the lamest people on this forum!
Lawlzor, let me give you a lesson you've probably heard a bunch,
just send one of your lessons as a dis, that'll make a harder punch.
And Helioptile, how many times do you have to change your name
to pokemon just to show you love the fucking game!
Now both of you should leave before I go into the ultimate rage!
So both of you freaks should just get off this fucking page!

Hey beast boy, I got the afa of ten Thomas Jeffersons,
I'll cook your body in a stew and then put some peppers in,
You think that you have a passable flow?
Well I asked Jay-Z and he said "no,"
Your rap like Lil Wayne, I'm sorry to say,
And say does not rhyme with "nigga", okay?
I will jam your dick in a typewriter,
Even if you were Donald Trump you couldn't be whiter,

[BobbyBobber]

Hey beast boy, I got the afa of ten Thomas Jeffersons,
I'll cook your body in a stew and then put some peppers in,
You think that you have a passable flow?
Well I asked Jay-Z and he said "no,"
Your rap like Lil Wayne, I'm sorry to say,
And say does not rhyme with "nigga", okay?
I will jam your dick in a typewriter,
Even if you were Donald Trump you couldn't be whiter,

Hey u! you sux
i bett u lyke to suk mail butz
fuk u, wat do u tink ur doin raping
Yur a wite guy but im blak so i win
suk my p, ill kick u inda chin

[Poles]

4 a profeshunal rappr u suk at rapping
aim so kool n ur ass is wut im capping
aim bettur den u at hostin n ive nevur don it
plz get on yur nees n juz suk it
r u an mason 2gedder?
dats vry ghey
u made a grate groop
hah jk
stop procastinatin u lil shet
u cen't dis a dood withot da wit

[BobbyBobber]

4 a profeshunal rappr u suk at rapping
aim so kool n ur ass is wut im capping
aim bettur den u at hostin n ive nevur don it
plz get on yur nees n juz suk it
r u an mason 2gedder?
dats vry ghey
u made a grate groop
hah jk
stop procastinatin u lil shet
u cen't dis a dood withot da wit

Ive got so many red dots on your head, think your prayin to some cattle, bitch
Im the bomb like C4 and plus that sinks your battleship
See for yourself, I aint playin, this aint no tattle shit
Im straight outta Nazareth, a god, which explains why your ass is kicked
Plead the fifth if you ask me shit
Passin' a fist through your facial bones is the closest I get to pacifist
Boretic, I'll put you where a casket is
Murderin' the rap game, its a fact that in fact Bolly mastered this
Fracturing your skeletal system to fragments with frag grenades
******, calling me "ghey" sounds just like what a fag would say
I fuckin' rule the game you cant even enter my castle
I'll make you see the light when you die, but make you live in my shawdow

[BobbyBobber]

Niggas too scared to face me.

[LAWLzoR]

You use guns? What? You can't even battle rap?
in that case do you wanna hear your neck go "snap"?!
lay off the gay jokes Robert, it's not even funny
now take a seat as I demolish your own rap, sonny
firstly, you said nothing but threats, not a single diss
secondly, you rhymed "castle" with "shawdow"? What is this?!
Speaking of which saying you're tough is a complete fallacy
while you're in your castle I'm in my Caravan Palace, see?
you need fisticuffs to seem like you're strong?
Son this entire rap just prove your whole rap wrong!
Here's a lesson from the teacher himself:
quit this little game and get yourself some help

[BobbyBobber]

You use guns? What? You can't even battle rap?
in that case do you wanna hear your neck go "snap"?!
lay off the gay jokes Robert, it's not even funny
now take a seat as I demolish your own rap, sonny
firstly, you said nothing but threats, not a single diss
secondly, you rhymed "castle" with "shawdow"? What is this?!
Speaking of which saying you're tough is a complete fallacy
while you're in your castle I'm in my Caravan Palace, see?
you need fisticuffs to seem like you're strong?
Son this entire rap just prove your whole rap wrong!
Here's a lesson from the teacher himself:
quit this little game and get yourself some help

Aight, listen up Lawl-zor
Ever since I even started spittin its been hardcore
I'll rap you out, bringing the death rate to Vietnam War
I cant even take you seriously with ponies all up on your
Monitor, And I'll make damned-god sure that I pop your
Temple with a toaster, hand over you MLP dolls to the pawn store
Before I roast ya, My raps are an art form
Im thrown needles at bullseyes aka your picture pinned up on a dartboard
I'll do it like the mafia and give you concrete sneaks and then toss ya into a pond or
Ocean filled with piranhas, so why dont you get off tha computer for once and step outside outta your locked door

OOH KILL EM


(A toaster is slang for a pistol in case your confused, lol)

[YellowNerd]

Listen here you little shit
you have no chance battle with this
I got a bulletproof vest and you cant even shoot it
Makin' people proud when i come out the closet
You insulting people is just labeling yourself as a huge prick
My friends know what's up when i'm sucking their dicks
This is how you rap, you insult yourself so you can't retaliate
I love watching my crazy uncle masturbate

[zyroda]

you dirty chink
i'm silent but deadly like link
make you go down faster than a ho for a 5 dollar bill
see how far her rabbit hole goes like i took the red pill
your ignorance is pissing me off it isn't bliss
you're the same color as my piss
beatin my chest like king kong
those chopsticks have been up your butthole too long