You vs The Person Above

[Cool-The-Renegade]

What you gained in verse length, you lost in quality,
and talk about my girl is gettin' old, honestly!
You're right, my girl's fine, but she don't fuck bastards,
but even is she did, she'd still have standards!
But in this next verse you'll probably say again:
"Yo, I fucked your girl, and you're real gay, Ren!"
You're an old dog with no new tricks
So say so long or you'll lose this!
You're a moron oh so clueless
Who's gonna score some fucking bruises!
You're no God, Hench, you're Demi at the most,
But less like a deity and more like Lovato!
You're a washed up bitch still trying to spit,
Unaware that nobody gives a shit!
You talk about bitches and gettin' licked
Like a broken fucking record and it's making me sick!
Don't need a devil deal to spit a hell of a verse
Bitch, I could have squashed you in half these words!
I wanted to show you how a real man can spit
a big fat verse without referencing his dick!
You want to beat me, you'll need to learn to dis,
And not drop dry shit like Barack vs. Mitt!
Shaggy and S.B. didn't do it for me,
But then again, you can't write for shit! You see...
People on the forum seem to suck your cock
For writing battles that hardly rhyme at all!
I left and they forgot what a real verse is,
bitch, you can't even assemble a decent versus!
All of your match-ups are just plain whack
and it's a good thing that this motherfucker's back
to spit it long without the rhymes getting all jacked,
That's how you drop a verse, Hench, better study up fast!

[BrineBlade]

I see I rattled a Renegade, lashed out at Lawl! With these next bars,
I'm fucking up these two pussies: ménage a trois!

Lawl, you gotta try get back on the straight path!
Wait, you can't, cuz you still got cock shoved straight up your arse!
He'd spit back at me, but he's currently choking on dick!
He gets fucked so much, he takes dick-shaped shits!
Verisatium, I'll devastate ya! Numberphile, you know I stack the paper!
Vsauce, check my wealth of knowledge! You've failed at life like Ren has in college!
Maybe you don't know what 'hench' means, literally!
It means strong: physically, mentally and lyrically!
Strong cuz every string of syllables, I spit with sibilance!
I'll wipe what little significance you've made from existence!

Yo, and this topic should have an age restriction!
Ren, ya can't win rap battles with ancient wisdom!
Sure, you're a vet, but not in the way you think!
If rap's a dog, then despite what you say, you're neuter this!
Can't call yourself a vet until the Rap God's let ya, stop telling these lies!
Why you acting bad, when you're just my shitty angel in disguise?
And by the way, when I said rape, perhaps I was a bit hasty.
Your bitch begged me to make her face pasty, said my cock was tasty!
Of course she'd wanna eat it, the bitch can't do fuck else cuz she's fucking lazy!
You turned snake on the forum, fucked off to your shitty life!
You act like EpicLloyd, but your bitch says your peter ain't nice!
Yo, and I keep talking about your bitch cuz she's fucking fine!
I mean, you know you're a bitch when I bring up your bitch,
Cuz your bitch is the best thing about ya!

So, he wants to clash with greatness?
Let's see if gets in Hench's face,
And if he even thinks of aggravation,
I'll clash his claims, smash his face in
Leave him with deep lacerations!
You wanna get the win?
You want some congratulations?
You'll have to make a pact with Satan, or turn freemason!
Wait, ya did that already when you turned snake on God!
So, for you, no motherfucking happy occasion,
Cuz your shit's irrational to my perfect equation!

Dude, you forget that I'm here too
Stop whining about others and battle me, you Mary Sue
I don't see what the wait is,
I'm stepping in this biz
To destroy this HenchGuy
With tons of fire raining down from the sky!

[LAWLzoR]

Lawl, you gotta try get back on the straight path!
Wait, you can't, cuz you still got cock shoved straight up your arse!
He'd spit back at me, but he's currently choking on dick!
He gets fucked so much, he takes dick-shaped shits!
Verisatium, I'll devastate ya! Numberphile, you know I stack the paper!
Vsauce, check my wealth of knowledge! You've failed at life like Ren has in college!
Maybe you don't know what 'hench' means, literally!
It means strong: physically, mentally and lyrically!
Strong cuz every string of syllables, I spit with sibilance!
I'll wipe what little significance you've made from existence!

What on Earth is wrong with you? Your burns weren't even warm
you call me gay but it's you who'll get your hole torn
when I shove these lyrics so far up your back-end
but you'll end up saying "Thanks!" cuz you got blessed by a legend!
You name those channels, but do you understand anything they say?
Or do you go back to weak rhymes, calling everyone gay?
I'll make your face blue, pink, and purple when it comes to Bi Pride
I'll make you my henchmen right after I own you with sick rhymes!
You make battle raps on this forum, not rewrite the whole Bible
cuz that'll just worsen your chances on any lyrical survival
I'm the teacher that schools so cool, you're the wimp chimp
so limp in brain power, it's like you're on one really long trip!
From this site's history to blog posts I'll teach you exactly why
that whenever you open your mouth all the greatest rappers cry!

[LAWLzoR]

It seems like I shut up the crowd who spits limp lines
so lamely, and lately, y'all have been lacking sweet rhymes
call this a Crash Course in what you guys should type:
A good verse that doesn't need the imaginary hype!
I'd have a library too if it wasn't for post size restrictions
cuz I just wanna teach: an educational addiction
you guys step up to one of the greats on the entire site
yet you fail to compete, and refuse to bring a real fight
but this man will haunt ya, taunt ya, commit verbal slaughter
against these weak rappers, complete lyrical cannon fodder!

[BrineBlade]

Do you really think I'm taking this? (OH HELL NO!)
I'm been trying for someone to respond to my dis!
Where's my challenge, huh? While you guys sissy fight!
If you ask me, the only winner here is light!
Now what? Are you scared, you better be prepared
For the worst time ever in your life, despair!

[adamzee7]

I'd call you a blueberry, but not badass
A poser of a poster without an ounce of class
Don't think I'll be sensitive when I bash in your head
You've made 400 posts, half of them just in this thread
What kind of a life outside ERBoH do you have?
You're less useful than the character in your av!



(Don't take me seriously though, I'm new at this and I don't know you! :D)

[Cool-The-Renegade]

I'd call you a blueberry, but not badass
A poser of a poster without an ounce of class
Don't think I'll be sensitive when I bash in your head
You've made 400 posts, half of them just in this thread
What kind of a life outside ERBoH do you have?
You're less useful than the character in your av!



(Don't take me seriously though, I'm new at this and I don't know you! :D)

Adam, you're adamant for your first time
but that doesn't mean I won't unleash some sick rhymes!
I don't know you, but it's painfully clear
that you have no damn idea what you're doing here!
In just seven lines, I can rhyme from A to Z,
so just listen up, punk, keep your eyes on me!

Alright, Bitch, Can't you Decipher the Extreme
Flavor I Grace Heavenly rhymes with I'm spitting these?
A Jokester I'm not, but a Knight at the Least,
Momma Never loved you, Obviously.
Please, Quickly, Reset your Stupid lines,
They're Tedious, Underwhelming, not Vicious like me!
Wacky is me, Xeric is You, and you just lost, Zee!

So now you know you're a chump, just a lump on the earth,
Who just got dumped on by the one who loves to bring hurt!
You never stood a chance and you still don't now,
It's not your fault that your rhymes aren't well-endowed!
So slink back home and close this tab an',
Cry 'cause you know I won when I fist addressed Adam!

(Welcome! I'm Ren. Don't take anyone's verses seriously on here. It's all just fun and games.)

[BrineBlade]

I'd call you a blueberry, but not badass
A poser of a poster without an ounce of class
Don't think I'll be sensitive when I bash in your head
You've made 400 posts, half of them just in this thread
What kind of a life outside ERBoH do you have?
You're less useful than the character in your av!



(Don't take me seriously though, I'm new at this and I don't know you! :D)

Are you seriously trying to dis me?
As a newbie that just joined 2014?
Oh please, you've got some stuff but you'll never defeat me
'Cause I do have a life outside of here, unlike you, I see
I at least have an av unlike you, you nudist!
I beat you and take down Renegade and the rest!

(Don't worry, I've been here for a while so I know nobody means anything said in here, usually )

[TheFlameLord]

Are you seriously trying to dis me?
As a newbie that just joined 2014?
Oh please, you've got some stuff but you'll never defeat me
'Cause I do have a life outside of here, unlike you, I see
I at least have an av unlike you, you nudist!
I beat you and take down Renegade and the rest!

(Don't worry, I've been here for a while so I know nobody means anything said in here, usually )

You'll regret wanting to battle a veteran, you whelp
You'll sit there helpless as I burn you and store you up on my shelf
Since what I'm trying to say is that your raps will waste down to rust
Because now we're done, your only use is collecting dust.
I once resided here and fought off any threat that came
But now I've finally reawoken with an alternate name
So tremble as TheFlameLord finally claims his rightful place
And if you try to argue with me, I'll shoot my 'rhymes' onto your face.

[Lohuydahutt]

You'll regret wanting to battle a veteran, you whelp
You'll sit there helpless as I burn you and store you up on my shelf
Since what I'm trying to say is that your raps will waste down to rust
Because now we're done, your only use is collecting dust.
I once resided here and fought off any threat that came
But now I've finally reawoken with an alternate name
So tremble as TheFlameLord finally claims his rightful place
And if you try to argue with me, I'll shoot my 'rhymes' onto your face.

Like many veterans you seem to slow down and bore with age
And now I'm here to give this guy the biggest burn of this page!
In the magical land of somewhere came a guy who only chose one thread to roam
But even with the demons and skeletons of hell he's the guy getting boned!
On any given day this guy only shows up less than 26.4% of the time
Whose only purpose here is every one's punching bag for rhymes
Seriously I came up with better lines when I wrote some shit vs piss
You make yourself look "good" by giving others nothing actually interesting to diss!