You vs The Person Above

[BrineBlade]

You'll regret wanting to battle a veteran, you whelp
You'll sit there helpless as I burn you and store you up on my shelf
Since what I'm trying to say is that your raps will waste down to rust
Because now we're done, your only use is collecting dust.
I once resided here and fought off any threat that came
But now I've finally reawoken with an alternate name
So tremble as TheFlameLord finally claims his rightful place
And if you try to argue with me, I'll shoot my 'rhymes' onto your face.

Oh great, it's Seeginer, back from the dead
Who's burning in hatred and covered in red.
You think you can battle me? OK!
I'll take you on and dispose of you m'kay?
You think you can just change your name and stay the same?
You never won at all and you never got any fame!

[TheFlameLord]

Like many veterans you seem to slow down and bore with age
And now I'm here to give this guy the biggest burn of this page!
In the magical land of somewhere came a guy who only chose one thread to roam
But even with the demons and skeletons of hell he's the guy getting boned!
On any given day this guy only shows up less than 26.4% of the time
Whose only purpose here is every one's punching bag for rhymes
Seriously I came up with better lines when I wrote some shit vs piss
You make yourself look "good" by giving others nothing actually interesting to diss!

I remember you, the stubborn bastard that couldn't rap to save his life
So instead just goes around causing others pain and strife
How about you fuck off, back where you came from and take your idiocy with you
Riddle me this: if you think I'm crap then why, right now, is it 1 vs 2?
Am I a threat, or are your raps just a mess, since we all know I'm the best
When I knock you down, you stay down, don't mess around, you clown, making everyone frown while you drown
In your pitiful self-centered ways, so I'll get the whole forum to back me up
When I tell this prick to sit his ass down and drink a big cup of shut the fuck up!

[TheFlameLord]

Oh great, it's Seeginer, back from the dead
Who's burning in hatred and covered in red.
You think you can battle me? OK!
I'll take you on and dispose of you m'kay?
You think you can just change your name and stay the same?
You never won at all and you never got any fame!

And as for you, you're not worth my time
Joined in 2013 and still learning how to rhyme
You should get out of the thread and then get out of my way
Since nobody really needs you here anyway.

[Kubby]

And as for you, you're not worth my time
Joined in 2013 and still learning how to rhyme
You should get out of the thread and then get out of my way
Since nobody really needs you here anyway.

Oh great, it's Seeginer, back from the dead
Who's burning in hatred and covered in red.
You think you can battle me? OK!
I'll take you on and dispose of you m'kay?
You think you can just change your name and stay the same?
You never won at all and you never got any fame!

You're not the one to talk about learning how to rhyme
Somewhere, someone is ashamed of giving birth to this guy
It's page four-fifty eight, you're getting burned like a Ferrari
All you did screams "Look at me!", now you just need to shout "Zvarri!"
Really, you can change your name, you can double post
But a flea leaves more of an impact than this attention whore
Insano's no better, come on, rhyming m'kay with ok?
It's basically the same thing, I could whoop your ass all day
I should not be dealing with such idiot, it just take few
to bring any sane man to their level and divide the man's IQ
Let's sum it up, the difference between me and you
Is you all are as bad as Multipla multiplied times two!

[TheFlameLord]

You're not the one to talk about learning how to rhyme
Somewhere, someone is ashamed of giving birth to this guy
It's page four-fifty eight, you're getting burned like a Ferrari
All you did screams "Look at me!", now you just need to shout "Zvarri!"
Really, you can change your name, you can double post
But a flea leaves more of an impact than this attention whore
Insano's no better, come on, rhyming m'kay with ok?
It's basically the same thing, I could whoop your ass all day
I should not be dealing with such idiot, it just take few
to bring any sane man to their level and divide the man's IQ
Let's sum it up, the difference between me and you
Is you all are as bad as Multipla multiplied times two!

"I should not be dealing with such idiot" Dude, are you serious?
Your spelling's painfully wrong so just stop talking, period.
Are you blind? I posted twice to deal with two different raps
Not for the attention, I'm not like that, so shut your fat trap
I find it hilarious how, out of the two, you picked the shorter verse
What's wrong? The bigger one make you feel like you want to rehearse?
Your rapping style's more erratic than Yoko Ono's awful singing
And the only effect it has is keeping our ears ringing (Painfully)
I'm sick of wankers trying to diss me with bullshit facts that aren't true
The tiniest little feather leaves more of an impact than you
Your existence is a crime and you'll never get on parole
You're nothing more than a troll, for whom the bell tolls

[AccordionChick]

What's up FlameLord? You're about to get burned by AC Newton
Because it's true your raps stunk like the beard of Rasputin
My rhymes flow like electricity, (AC!) alternating to diss you
How 'bout a tissue because you're the wanker here who appears to have issues
Kubby's raps are like Yoko's but you're gonna get verbally Lennon-ed
I'm member 101 of this forum, bitch, class is in session!
Call me Sheriff Grimes with my rhymes against a lousy little walker
The only crime committed here was you being lyrically slaughtered

[TheFlameLord]

What's up FlameLord? You're about to get burned by AC Newton
Because it's true your raps stunk like the beard of Rasputin
My rhymes flow like electricity, (AC!) alternating to diss you
How 'bout a tissue because you're the wanker here who appears to have issues
Kubby's raps are like Yoko's but you're gonna get verbally Lennon-ed
I'm member 101 of this forum, bitch, class is in session!
Call me Sheriff Grimes with my rhymes against a lousy little walker
The only crime committed here was you being lyrically slaughtered

Does this whole damn thread want my head on a pike?
Am I that much of a threat that people choose to have a go at me
In spite? I get it. You'll all gang up on the best
Because you're jealous I'm better than the so-called 'rest'
All these electrical puns are just shocking. No, really,
They're awful. I got a headache from them being so dreary
And member 101? Why would I care about that?
At least my raps make sense, while yours are just scat
If you keep on retorting, things would not go too well
So don't provoke me too much or I'll unleash all hell

(I'm having too much fun :D)

[AccordionChick]

Does this whole damn thread want my head on a pike?
Am I that much of a threat that people choose to have a go at me
In spite? I get it. You'll all gang up on the best
Because you're jealous I'm better than the so-called 'rest'
All these electrical puns are just shocking. No, really,
They're awful. I got a headache from them being so dreary
And member 101? Why would I care about that?
At least my raps make sense, while yours are just scat
If you keep on retorting, things would not go too well
So don't provoke me too much or I'll unleash all hell

(I'm having too much fun :D)

IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT THEN STAY OUTTA THE KITCHEN
You think you're the best but I don't give a smidgen, you'll be smitten
With the rhymes flowing quicker & hotter than lava
Wake up with some java! Don't even botha!
You keep boasting yourself but I don't understand why
Everything you think is so great about you is nothing but lies
If you want s'more then you're asking for a roasting
People wouldn't have to battle with you if you would just stop posting!

(Great fun! :D)

[adamzee7]

IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT THEN STAY OUTTA THE KITCHEN
You think you're the best but I don't give a smidgen, you'll be smitten
With the rhymes flowing quicker & hotter than lava
Wake up with some java! Don't even botha!
You keep boasting yourself but I don't understand why
Everything you think is so great about you is nothing but lies
If you want s'more then you're asking for a roasting
People wouldn't have to battle with you if you would just stop posting!

(Great fun! :D)

Oh snap, Flame Lord! Your time is up, no doubt
You know you fucked up when this bitch tells you to get out
But I'm not bowing down to this overhyped queen
Who's the better MC? AC? No, AZ!
That's right I'm back again to call out this fangirl
This isn't WOWAY, honey, you're gonna make me hurl
Girl you never had a date that you couldn't inflate
While you sit down to "Eat It" and masturbate
You're in such a sad state, but I'm sticking around late
This time I'm not apologizing for all the hate
You changed your name to Newton shootin' waitin' for this battle
But Bill Nye's gonna make your loverboy's raps sound like prattle

/mic dropped

[AccordionChick]

Oh snap, Flame Lord! Your time is up, no doubt
You know you fucked up when this bitch tells you to get out
But I'm not bowing down to this overhyped queen
Who's the better MC? AC? No, AZ!
That's right I'm back again to call out this fangirl
This isn't WOWAY, honey, you're gonna make me hurl
Girl you never had a date that you couldn't inflate
While you sit down to "Eat It" and masturbate
You're in such a sad state, but I'm sticking around late
This time I'm not apologizing for all the hate
You changed your name to Newton shootin' waitin' for this battle
But Bill Nye's gonna make your loverboy's raps sound like prattle

/mic dropped

(First I want to say that you have some extremely awesome disses. I couldn't stop laughing. I applaud you.)

Wow impressive. I mean the mic drop of course.
I'll leave you breathing like Vader when I use the lyrical force
Now I'll be going Ham on this canned Spam who's rooting for Nye
Be a hater somewhere later 'cause now you're just a small fry
I may not get much action but at least it's not from my hand
Remember I'm a moderator here, I can get your ass banned!
Call me AC the MC, beating AZ is EZ
I am the queen around here, so bow down to me
But yes I'm obsessed with Al isn't that sort of obvious?
Just like getting dissed by someone without an AVI is just preposterous!
Go back to the audience pal because you're making me sick
But never forget the day you got served by AccordionChick.

(Hardest dis rap I've ever had to retort to... Damn, great job again)