You vs The Person Above

[Katz]

You need to cool, The Renegade.
Did I say that?
MORE LIKE LEMONADE

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[Cool-The-Renegade]

I ponder whether I oughta reply to this ridiculous dunce,
Waste a reply on a guy mixing meth with rhymes? Not even once.

[NiceChristina]

Oh, hey! I can see why you're NiceChristina,
You couldn't spit a diss or stand up to me. (Hah!)
You're a cock-a-roach from Flo-ri-da,
I gotta stop an' coach to stomp your boring stuff!
Tina, I could sink a free-throw, eyes closed!
Sweet flows! Think you'll beat those? I don't!
Guess what, Chris? We're not singing.
Your hand signs are weaker than the rhymes you're bringing!
Have a little bit of dignity and go out swinging,
'Cause either way you'll get dropped by the lines I'm flinging!

(Welcome to the forum! It's great to have you!)

Let me guess, you like to hate on my singing?
That is the most goofy looking little message you're bringing!
You think you're tough, well you must be joking
I bet 15 bucks that I can beat you at karaoke
You may be talented at talking trash, but I'm just getting warmed up
I know that in here we don't sing, but if you do try, you're outta luck
Let me see you try to come out with more dope rhymes
'Cause I'm gonna come out a winner tonight!

Thanks for welcoming me.

[TheHenchGuy]

Let me guess, you like to hate on my singing?
That is the most goofy looking little message you're bringing!
You think you're tough, well you must be joking
I bet 15 bucks that I can beat you at karaoke
You may be talented at talking trash, but I'm just getting warmed up
I know that in here we don't sing, but if you do try, you're outta luck
Let me see you try to come out with more dope rhymes
'Cause I'm gonna come out a winner tonight!

Thanks for welcoming me.

Bitch, keep your 15 bucks, you'll need it for later!
Cause you'll rock up at the hospital with deep lacerations!
From my razor bars, slicing up this lame-ass failure!
You couldn't see me through your fake Aviators!
You give head like you smoke crack through your inhaler!
I'm a lyrical slayer, but don't even offer up the wager!
Call me Boba Fett, I'll take the bounty from right under your lightsaber!
You might be on top of the world, but that's cause your thighs are the same size as the Equator!

(Heya, welcome to the site ^-^ Sorry to be such a meanie :3)

[NiceChristina]

Boba Fett this, Boba Fett that
You can't spit rhymes worth the wings of a bat
By the way, in case you're wondering, I don't smoke
It's just the words you're saying that YOU need to choke
You said you're a bounty, how many bad guys did you get?
I can take just one guess....ZIP!
Call me Al Yankovic 'cause I don't curse
You can diss me all you want, but dude, you can't drop a verse! LOL!

You're not being mean. You're just trying to make me laugh. Thanks for the nice welcome. I was kidding on the verse part. You did awesome just like the others. I might get a lot better from time to time.

[TheHenchGuy]

Or I'll call you Weird Al cause you're White and Nerdy!
Oh wait, I mean White and Turdy, and in no way is this chick purty!
You can't hurt me, you're clearly smoking if you think you can get me choking!
It's not the smoking you're thinking of, you must be joking!
You could walk ass-naked through a building site and not get a whistle!
Your style's boringly clear, crystal! Girl, you're pitiful!
She got the Devil's Highway going on, but she ain't no sinner!
She drops acronyms in verses, for that, I'll kill her!
To defend herself, she might drop a hash tag, you dunce!
But you ain't coming back to bite me, cause you only live once!

[NiceChristina]

It's that all you got for me?
I kick a rhymer like you right in the knee!
Me the Devil, well you're the one who's no angel!
'Cause I can talk you down from every angle!
I may be a nerd, But what the heck are you?
You're just another bug I can step on with my shoe!
I'm still not a smoker but I think you are
You're just a little boy that only knows how to press a spacebar!
I'm starting to be good at this
Your rhymes made me laugh so hard I was gonna wiz!
Good luck trying to go at me some more
'Cause I can see me myself doing an encore!

[Katz]

It's that all you got for me?
I kick a rhymer like you right in the knee!
Me the Devil, well you're the one who's no angel!
'Cause I can talk you down from every angle!
I may be a nerd, But what the heck are you?
You're just another bug I can step on with my shoe!
I'm still not a smoker but I think you are
You're just a little boy that only knows how to press a spacebar!
I'm starting to be good at this
Your rhymes made me laugh so hard I was gonna wiz!
Good luck trying to go at me some more
'Cause I can see me myself doing an encore!

Way to be original by copying a battle
You all should not mess with the bull, you pitiful cattle
The time you give an encore is the day
that I blast my eardrums to send your rhymes away
I've WAY better lyrics being produced by a waffle
Because when I heard your shit I screamed out, "Awful"

[NiceChristina]

I'm still not good at it yet, but you're still nuts
I'll nip those lyrics right in your butt
Wanna start a war with me, bring it on, punk
'Cause once it's over, I'll stuff your rhymes in the trunk
I'm the queen of karaoke 'cause my voice is incredible
As far as yours goes, it just sounds weak and terrible
Think you can square off with me when your singing, I don't
You can't even get past Simon Cowell on America Idol!

[Cool-The-Renegade]

Oh damn, you're still here? Let me make something clear,
You shudder in fear, I'm the headlights to your deer!
You're a mere brigadier, Ren's got superior gear,
I'm a major fucking general, strapping on my bandolier!
An encore? We don't want more,
I'm starting this war like it's Concord!
As far as rhymes go, you're a sophomore,
Bitch, I'm flipping you the bird like a condor!
First LAWL stole a line from Mozart, now you're stealing from Sonny,
That's Skrillex's name by the way, and I don't think it's funny...
That you can't even be original, let's be real, honey,
Everyone here knows all the lines your spit are crummy!
Just face it, boo, you're screwed, There's nothing you can do,
You're about to be turned several hues of black, purple and blue!
I've had my bouts with Hench, but I dislike Tina too,
and if you saw what I did to LAWL, just watch what I'll do to you!