You vs The Person Above

[Cool-The-Renegade]

Wow, you've gotta big mouth, and you'll reach a bigger doom
'Cause you jumped in with these rap sharks way too soon.
Seriously, who do you think you are, calling me a goon?
You're the one whose verses make ears bleed, like your poon.
Period. You're finished.
I won this fucking scrimmage.
You're rhymes have been extinguished,
'Cause I spit it. Like Popeye, I'm vintage,
And I just cracked open a can of spinach.
Call me Jay Z, a "verbal abuser",
So prepare to get beat,
I'm a fuckin' battle cruiser.
Just take the backseat
And leave rappin' to us real users,
'Cause we've got the beef,
and you're just the loser.

P.S Sorry if some of those were a bit far!

Hold up, chump, while I spit the truth,
I hope you know that vintage just means old news!
Excuse me while I take this a bit far,
Backhanding a bitch and ripping his rhymes apart!
You've got no shot against me in a rap battle,
I'm dropping big ol' killer words like a game of scrabble!
Before this next line, Imma let you know,
My words ain't safe for radio!
I love smacking Chap more than he loves swallowing spunk,
Your lines are more used up than your floppy cunt!
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Okay, I know that was crude, I know I was rude,
But I just had to teach you a lesson, dude!
Ya' don't really think YOU took it far, do you?
You're annoying, man, and you got no crew!
This is MY battlefield and I'm stomping through,
Whatcha gonna do? You're a loser with an attitude!
(Oooooh!) Better back up.
Try to step to me and you're bound to get jacked up!
Gonna try to bite? You're a sad pup,
While I'm the big pit bull playing fetch with your guts!

[Rapchap]

Hold up, chump, while I spit the truth,
I hope you know that vintage just means old news!
Excuse me while I take this a bit far,
Backhanding a bitch and ripping his rhymes apart!
You've got no shot against me in a rap battle,
I'm dropping big ol' killer words like a game of scrabble!
Before this next line, Imma let you know,
My words ain't safe for radio!
I love smacking Chap more than he loves swallowing spunk,
Your lines are more used up than your floppy cunt!
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Okay, I know that was crude, I know I was rude,
But I just had to teach you a lesson, dude!
Ya' don't really think YOU took it far, do you?
You're annoying, man, and you got no crew!
This is MY battlefield and I'm stomping through,
Whatcha gonna do? You're a loser with an attitude!
(Oooooh!) Better back up.
Try to step to me and you're bound to get jacked up!
Gonna try to bite? You're a sad pup,
While I'm the big pit bull playing fetch with your guts!

Oh Gosh!
Look out it's that wanna-be "renegade"
Such a mouth full of shit, belongs in human centipede.
Pretend to be stompin' on my rhymes, but really you've got the tender feet.
Had to beat your ass two times; now i'm gonna supersede.
I've left you burned and black, so go back to pickin' that cottonseed.
I really wanted to kick back, but since you keep on steppin' to me
I'll fire off (*clack clack*) and shoot you down like a Kennedy.
Really, I'm not your enemy.
I'm just a hip guy, better than you'll ever be.
And I'll admit you've got game, like old Yahtzee.
But, honestly its kind of lame.
So, roll the dice, or be put to shame.
I don't mean start a flame,
But check your last verse (I'm not trying to maim)
To see the big douches we've became.
I know we're all hear to exclaim our name,
Tryin' to be rap gods on the rap chain,
But, this battle shouldn't be just a big war game.
It's gettin' off the hook, gettin' real insane,
Like we're inside of a big membrane.
So c'mon, please, let's be tame.
We're all ERB fans. We're all the same.

[Cool-The-Renegade]

Oh Gosh!
Look out it's that wanna-be "renegade"
Such a mouth full of shit, belongs in human centipede.
Pretend to be stompin' on my rhymes, but really you've got the tender feet.
Had to beat your ass two times; now i'm gonna supersede.
I've left you burned and black, so go back to pickin' that cottonseed.
I really wanted to kick back, but since you keep on steppin' to me
I'll fire off (*clack clack*) and shoot you down like a Kennedy.
Really, I'm not your enemy.
I'm just a hip guy, better than you'll ever be.
And I'll admit you've got game, like old Yahtzee.
But, honestly its kind of lame.
So, roll the dice, or be put to shame.
I don't mean start a flame,
But check your last verse (I'm not trying to maim)
To see the big douches we've became.
I know we're all hear to exclaim our name,
Tryin' to be rap gods on the rap chain,
But, this battle shouldn't be just a big war game.
It's gettin' off the hook, gettin' real insane,
Like we're inside of a big membrane.
So c'mon, please, let's be tame.
We're all ERB fans. We're all the same.

It's we've BECOME, RapChap. I've yet to see worse lines,
Weird Al would be disgusted by all of your Word Crimes!
Oh, and by the way, a guy doesn't need callused, tough feet
to stop out pitiful rhymes and lines so pathetically weak!
We roll the dice and I get sixes, you come up with snake eyes,
If someone said they liked your rhymes, obviously, they lied!
If I'm black, call me Cinqué, I'm ruinin' this day,
By bustin' up dumb folks and getting my name ingrained!
We're most definitely different, certainly not the same,
I'm hardened on the mic, you're frontin' with your fake game!
On the rap chain, you're on the bottom, obviously enslaved
by the big, bad Renegade who's got the focus in the frame!
You're desperate and delirious if you think you won't get slain,
It makes sense your gun clacks, Chap, you don't know how to bang!

[@Dumbledore]

Oh Gosh!
Look out it's that wanna-be "renegade"
Such a mouth full of shit, belongs in human centipede.
Pretend to be stompin' on my rhymes, but really you've got the tender feet.
Had to beat your ass two times; now i'm gonna supersede.
I've left you burned and black, so go back to pickin' that cottonseed.
I really wanted to kick back, but since you keep on steppin' to me
I'll fire off (*clack clack*) and shoot you down like a Kennedy.
Really, I'm not your enemy.
I'm just a hip guy, better than you'll ever be.
And I'll admit you've got game, like old Yahtzee.
But, honestly its kind of lame.
So, roll the dice, or be put to shame.
I don't mean start a flame,
But check your last verse (I'm not trying to maim)
To see the big douches we've became.
I know we're all hear to exclaim our name,
Tryin' to be rap gods on the rap chain,
But, this battle shouldn't be just a big war game.
It's gettin' off the hook, gettin' real insane,
Like we're inside of a big membrane.
So c'mon, please, let's be tame.
We're all ERB fans. We're all the same.

What's up bitch? You know who you're messing with?
I'd tell you some news but you already know you're shit


This new guy is just a puny rap chap
We all want a good day stay in your room you fap addict
Your mum is like a shop trolley we all use her for a dollar
So go cry in the corner with your grey name colour
I'm well known for my battles and I'll say this hatefully
I'm gonna beat you so bad that Sparts will ban me permanently
And I am not superstitious but your post count is thirteen
And does your avatar represent how much brains you're having
Your puny post count now all that says is you're shit
You call us wanna-be's, that means you don't know Renegade
Dude you're going nowhere read again you location
Now this Polish dude is off, returning pride to his nation.

[icegrave173]

this is a good rap
shmap

[@Dumbledore]

"This is good rap shmap" is that all you can say
How you wanna contribute with one post in a day
I invented greatness, just check my siggy bro
Best siggy, portrayed in the worst way though
And I'd rather read Harry Potter than your posts
Will you ever beat this Crazy dude everyone knows (NO!)
I'll break this dude apart just like a wrecking ball
Cause I'm rapping so dirty just like your butthole
Special words from my avatar: WHAT'S UP BITCH
Your avatar so miserable just like a little Grinch
The Polish guy owns fanmade rap battle section
While this guy is a novice, perhaps you want me to lecture
Beat this Junior Member so he won't see the next day
Unless you wanna run away... far, far away

[NiceChristina]

Oh boy, here we go again.
A little blueberry boy who's not even a man.
ERB, when are you gonna learn
That the disses you spit out, you'll end up getting burned?
Your rap is still weak and you still have Theo.
You'll go from hero down to a ZERO!
Good luck dissing me the way you diss the others
'Cause once I'm done with you, you'll go home crying to your mother!

[Milotic]

Oh boy, here we go again.
A little blueberry boy who's not even a man.
ERB, when are you gonna learn
That the disses you spit out, you'll end up getting burned?
Your rap is still weak and you still have Theo.
You'll go from hero down to a ZERO!
Good luck dissing me the way you diss the others
'Cause once I'm done with you, you'll go home crying to your mother!

Christina you call yourself nice, but this mean streak is about to end.
With your rhymes so bleak that you shouldn't speak again
"Buuuuuuuuut wait who's this loser, I've never seen him before!"
No worries! That's a good thing! You don't know what's in store.
Angels in your siggy with less talent than Iggy Iggy
If you've heard of me once, you'd know my raps are edgy
Some kind of phony brony girl got some BS story
The rap game's an adventure, and hey I'm just exploring.

[NiceChristina]

Have fun exploring, but I'll make sure you won't last.
'Cause like all the others, yours is just plain wack!
Call yourself the Lightning? That's gotta be a joke!
If you think you'll beat me, I'd rather hear you croak!
I've been singing karaoke back when I was 10.
Calling my siggy less talented? What planet have you been in?
My advice to you, instead of stepping up to me,
Just stick to watching your Manga movies!

[Dr. Ninja]

Have fun exploring, but I'll make sure you won't last.
'Cause like all the others, yours is just plain wack!
Call yourself the Lightning? That's gotta be a joke!
If you think you'll beat me, I'd rather hear you croak!
I've been singing karaoke back when I was 10.
Calling my siggy less talented? What planet have you been in?
My advice to you, instead of stepping up to me,
Just stick to watching your Manga movies!

I'll stand here and wait for you to rap little girl.
Because I have a lot of patience to slowly make you hurl.
If that was rapping then you need to learn from the Doc.
Dropping rhymes faster than pills going down your throat, you cock.