You vs The Person Above

[Katz]

There are a lot of words I don't know.
But, are you a woman? or are you a bro?

[@Dumbledore]

Actually I'm just a damn good good ninja
I don't need friends to

.... help him beat ya

Mess with me ERB Crazy now that is nuts
You should run away like you did from ERB Warriors
I'm the best Polish man this forum ever saw
You're the second best nuts, after my penis though
I invented the greatness, the greatest gift that you lack
You got kicked out of TDFE, dude... I don't give a fuck
Theodore says that there's something worth noting
You're a bigger failure than my profile pic
I'm coming at you faster than an ERB storm*
It's a good choice for you to leave this forum

Cause you're a loser a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter junior handle walkers better than you (wait what? )


* Battle every two weeks. That's pretty fast

[Kubby]

.... help him beat ya

Mess with me ERB Crazy now that is nuts
You should run away like you did from ERB Warriors
I'm the best Polish man this forum ever saw
You're the second best nuts, after my penis though
I invented the greatness, the greatest gift that you lack
You got kicked out of TDFE, dude... I don't give a fuck
Theodore says that there's something worth noting
You're a bigger failure than my profile pic
I'm coming at you faster than an ERB storm*
It's a good choice for you to leave this forum

Cause you're a loser a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter junior handle walkers better than you (wait what? )


* Battle every two weeks. That's pretty fast

*cough* *cough*
The best Polish man? Lies won't help you win, kid
Come on, you ain't even a man yet to begin with
Want to see something stupid? Well, I don't need your link
Looking at your every single line is the only needed thing
This could be some total drama, but you're too lazy to be active
But, it's not surprising, after all, you're too lazy to tap shift
You picked quantity over quality, how can you beat me at rap game?
Now, last word for you, "Poish dude"...Checkmate.

[NiceChristina]

Hey Kubby, aren't you related to Kirby?
I've seen better battles in the Kentucky Derby!
Calling yourself a genius ain't gonna help your case!
You're a total douchebag and a basket case!
You said you live somewhere in Poland.
Mind if I ask, where in Poland do you live in?
Oh I know! You don't know the name of your city!
Trying to beat me in this battle? What a pity!
Too bad you don't have as much talent as I do!
Face the facts, pal. I sing a lot better than you!
With all the gigs I got, what kind of gigs did you get?
None, buddy, 'cause you're just full of it!
Why don't go by Circle K and get yourself a slurpy!
Instead of stepping to me, try stepping up to your boyfriend Kirby!

[Kubby]

...what?

Was that abomination of a rap your attempt to diss?
I've seen smarter ladies in blonde jokes, miss
It's the most incomprehensive mess I have eve seen
Your stupidity's so terrifying, I'd rather face King's Christine!
You're only 30 and yet you faded away, I'm 19, I'm in my prime
I doubt your math abilities would let you get that last line
There's nothing for you to gain, I don't think you'll improve
Want a color change? Well, I've lyrically turned you black and blue!

[NiceChristina]

It's true that I'm 30, so what's the point?
You're the one who's gonna be black and blue after I beat you in this joint!
Too bad you don't have Kirby to back you up
'Cause the whole entire world is gonna think you suck!
You're a 19-year-old geek plagued by nerd's disease!
You didn't get chicks but you got screwed by me!
I may be older than you are, but I'm smarter than you.
For someone who's from "somewhere in Poland" you're a complete fluke!
Didn't your mamma ever teach you to respect your elders?
I seen better rap skills in Helter Skelter!
You wanna keep battling me, bring it then!
'Cause you're nothing but a wolf hiding under the sheep's skin!

[Kubby]

Wou don't even understand how much you're getting burned
You can't even get the point, I've overestimated this girl
Well, you're still young, yet you've already wasted your life
trying to cope with the "challenge" of making words rhyme
"Respect my elders"? It's funny thing you mentioned
I was taught you have to deserve the respect in question
You could only perform Four Thirty-three somewhat right
Now, meet your fate, because this is VGBR

[NiceChristina]

VGBR? What the heck does that mean?
You make up stupid initials that don't mean anything!
Sorry to tell you this, but you're the one who's getting burned
By the little bitty lesson that you should've learned!
You're 19 and you're still acting immature!
Do something about your brain! At least find a cure!
I noticed you got 385 posts but that still won't help your street cred!
The only animal I'd like to see you rap against is Mr. Ed!

[TheHenchGuy]

Christina, for fuck's sake, you need to calm the fuck
Down, like the direction your panties go when offered a buck!
You dirty slut, don't come at me with your wack bars!
I'm running over all you motherfuckers like NASCAR!
Girl, change your pro pic, we all know you ain't the cutie!
You're just the floozy newbie whose nose is rheumy!
And whose minge is extra roomy and smells like sushi!
As for your friend, give my number to the beauty!
Tall me a pirate, but I'm not soft like Ubi,
Cause soon enough I'll be plundering her booty!

[NiceChristina]

You think you're a rap god? Think again!
When I'm done, I'll send you flying like Peter Pan!
Leave my friend out it, you pervert, and deal with me!
You're a total twit with Lyme's Disease!
You can try and run me over but have you ever seen NASCAR?
The only thing you'd be leaving this battle with is nothing but a scar!
Listen, Hench, you ain't getting nothing from my friend!
She's in India, and as for you, I have no idea where you live in!
You think I'm slut, but I've never slept with anybody.
You've been watching too much chick flick movies and thought that my friend was the hottie!
You're the poorest excuse for a rapper that I've ever battled with!
Do me a favor and go find someone else to mess with!
You joined this forum back in October of 2012.
You've had 406 posts, is there anything else?
I still don't understand why Sakura thinks your a rapping God.
Because the real truth is, you're nothing but a slob!