You vs The Person Above

[Aaron]

Who is this three-toed asshole, you call yourself ludwig?
Bitch, leave the ludwig raps to beethoven, you little twig.
You may shut up and pick on somebody your own turtle size,
oh wait you can't cause you just met your demise!

[Baldy Jr]

Who is this three-toed asshole, you call yourself ludwig?
Bitch, leave the ludwig raps to beethoven, you little twig.
You may shut up and pick on somebody your own turtle size,
oh wait you can't cause you just met your demise!

Secretly Aaron's Icegrave (Icegrave)
We got a double account over here, I'll piss on you like my name was Dave
White boy Flava Flav
You shouldn't really misbehave
Or I'll poop on you because Sambaba's my slaaave
*memes out*

[NiceChristina]

Hi Wumbo, or should I say Dumbo!
Since you're Hana's bae, I'd like to see you two do the mombo!
You keep changing avis and sigs way too many times
But when it comes to rapping, you can't even drop dope rhymes!
You said you're in an island, but you're not alone.
Who's in it with you? Are you trying to get stoned?
I may have been on break, but I'm back to give you a beat down!
Keep this up, you sword swinging tool, and I'll smack you to the ground!
Demacia? Who's that? No one gives a rip!
We all know that you're in for a time warp slip!
It's almost Halloween, so you'd better be scared!
'Cause from the looks of your new stuff, you ain't hip to be squared!

[TheHenchGuy]

You're one of the sh*ttest, sl*t! No hope of winning, sl*t!
Hench known for dropping more rappers than a litterbug!
And don't you ever try to stare me down!
You should know your little arse ain't man enough to wear my crown!
For the hard bars I spit I get a lot of respect!
You're a horrible mess with wobbly flesh!
You can't attack when you're Asleep, Confused or Paralysed, you chump!
I'll counteract your Fire Spin with a Blastoise Hydro Pump!
She can rhyme words, I have to give her something,
Cause Christina talks about so many different things, yet absolutely nothing!
I ain't having that! This is action-packed, actual rap!
F*ck your life! I'd rather spit about gripping a battle axe!
But have it your way, and I'll get so deep and personal in my paragraphs
That they'll be begging Hench to spit another Dis Rap!

[NiceChristina]

Really, Hench? You're telling me to screw myself?
Well you're the one who's just another dust on the shelf!
You got respect, huh? One question: since when?
'Cause in this battle, you're never gonna win!
Those little dis raps you do don't even scare me, dude!
I'm gonna take my own rhymes and beat the living crud outta you!
You can try and get personal all you want!
Just take your little battle ax and you'd better be gone!
You said I talk about nothing, are you high or just plain crazy?
I've seen better acting skills in "Driving Miss Daisy"!
For starters, you're not even a true rap god!
'Cause from the looks of your character, it's just a facade!

[sane]

Hench known for dropping more rappers than a litterbug!

This may just be the greatest line I have ever seen.

[TheHenchGuy]

Well, who the fuck else would wanna screw you?
You look like a hippo wearing a tutu and matching muumuu!
I've had respect ever since I opened my mouth,
But when you open yours, bullsh*t's the only thing that comes out!
Don't have a Tampa tantrum cause you ran out of Tampax!
Yo, I'll happy slap this talentless tw*t in front of her deadbeat dad!
B*tch, you should know that I'm not here to act!
I spit the facts, plus your pussy looks like Jessica Tandy!
This girl gets randy whenever she sees her daddy!
They go home for hanky panky while eating candy and watching the Yankees!
But I'm not gonna make no incest jokes against this incessant hoe,
No, I'll stick to channeling the hatred from my soul,
Listen to these words that I wrote, cause,
Your bars are horrible, you try and spit cheap jokes!
Not to mention, she does the Arab Money Dance...

...When she jerk off two blokes!




BTW, thanks Elbo c:

[BrineBlade]

Yo HenchGuy, you think you're so fly?
Well here's your change cup, now get back to being high!
You're Blue for a reason, cause you're a stupid bitch!
Who can't get a clue, I better grab out my switch.
I could tell you were the guy doin' the monkey dance
Waitin' for two dicks, so you pulled off their pants
And you tellin Chrissy to fuck herself? No chance!
This policeman's gonna 'rest the litterbug
and throw him into the slammer, walkin away as I hear UGH!

[TheHenchGuy]

Get ready, kid, these bars are Part 4 of your nightmare!
You're quite scared, this ain't just rap, this is psychological warfare!
You keep the change cup, tell your mum it's for her!
She deserves them few pennies for every time I've bummed her this year!
Yo, the only reason that there'd be tears in this fat tw*t's eyes,
Is cause you'll wake up, change your Facebook relationship status at sunrise,
Like, "I think I'm in love guys!" but get dumped by lunchtime!
And us English left America as it's pretty much a useless land!
You stupid Yanks call your sport football when you use your hands!
I mean USA, home of the bravest, America's the greatest until you pick up the papers
And you read about shit like the KKK or a gun-toting donkey r*pist!
You look like one of those hicks who claims he's been abducted by aliens
On the basis he's seen a couple of flickering lights 7 miles away at his next door neighbours!
Blue's the warmest colour, so don't be hating on my rank!
My stock is so f*cking high, my title should be Mont Blanc!
You got that redcoat when I went crazy with a shank!
Plus you could fart in a test tube and donate it to a sperm bank!
(And if you don't understand that, you're undoubtedly a f*g!).


BTW, no seriousness with my last line, just rhymed LOL

[NiceChristina]

Who are YOU to call me a tutu wearing hippo with a muumuu?!
The only one who should be wearing that stuff is YOU!
You need to get real and leave my dad out of this!
He may love the Yankees, but he's not the one you should dis!
You may think you're hardcore, but that ain't enough!
You still tell me to screw myself, but guess what?
I'd rather elect a Power Ranger than root for the likes of you!
You're a complete failure, dude, now it's time you got schooled!
I'm glad that BrineBlade's got my back on my behalf!
It gives me more of a will power to strike back!
You can call me weak all you want, but I will come out stronger!
'Cause once this battle is over, you won't last that much longer!