You vs The Person Above

[BrineBlade]

Get ready, kid, these bars are Part 4 of your nightmare!
You're quite scared, this ain't just rap, this is psychological warfare!
You keep the change cup, tell your mum it's for her!
She deserves them few pennies for every time I've bummed her this year!
Yo, the only reason that there'd be tears in this fat tw*t's eyes,
Is cause you'll wake up, change your Facebook relationship status at sunrise,
Like, "I think I'm in love guys!" but get dumped by lunchtime!
And us English left America as it's pretty much a useless land!
You stupid Yanks call your sport football when you use your hands!
I mean USA, home of the bravest, America's the greatest until you pick up the papers
And you read about shit like the KKK or a gun-toting donkey r*pist!
You look like one of those hicks who claims he's been abducted by aliens
On the basis he's seen a couple of flickering lights 7 miles away at his next door neighbours!
Blue's the warmest colour, so don't be hating on my rank!
My stock is so f*cking high, my title should be Mont Blanc!
You got that redcoat when I went crazy with a shank!
Plus you could fart in a test tube and donate it to a sperm bank!
(And if you don't understand that, you're undoubtedly a f*g!).


BTW, no seriousness with my last line, just rhymed LOL

Psychological warfare? Are you fuckin kidding me?
At least I don't need to sit down to pee!
You're the young one round here, you've got no av!
And you're trying to bum my mom? Well then I'll cut off your "Wii".
Oh, have you ever gone through love at all?
Cause I have some experience, don't think with your balls!
Time to destroy this rap god, give him an execution
Even if it means a new war of Revolution!
And using your hands in REAL football gets you a penalty
Those tabloids later confirmed those articles were bout a CGI movie!
Farting sperm out? That would be a challenge, but gross
You just got schooled and your eternal dinner's moldy toast! (Like your lines!)

[Lohuydahutt]

Lohuydahutt steps back into the fight because wynaut?
Dissing the 2-3 people that still use this thread while it rots
"having no particularly distinctive quality or application" is what I'd say about your rhymes no doubt
Because that's one of the definitions for generic, anyways I'm out.

[TheHenchGuy]

So I'm battling against an ugly dyke, a blunt weapon,
And a Star Wars extra whose name I can't pronounce!
Despite how it seems like I've been backed into a corner,
This is still an unfair fight, for them!
So watch how I drop these three wack MCs
Within the space of a single round!

Lemme turn my attention to Christina
And serve her with a verbal supboena!
She laughs like an asthmatic hyena!
She wears tutus like I said she did but she's too fat to be a ballerina!
Her wordplay and p*ssy are messy like the football player from Argentina!
You ain't ready to step in this arena, you shoulda stayed in Tampa!
Now I'll have to hang her dead body upside down like a vampire!
I don't know who's worse, you or the guy from New Hampshire!
While I'm sipping on champers, she's busy being a slapper!
Don't be fooled by her Sunday best, her wardrobe is full of Kappa!
While I'm speaking Greek, I may as well tell her that I'm going to beat her!
You're nu to this, you ain't got one iota of the battle scene!
Girl, it's real talk when I say that you're as easy as pi!

And listen BrineBlade! You shoulda stayed
Well away but now this is the bed you've laid!
I'll throw shade in your grandma's face
Like, "Nan, you've put on weight!"
But Hench is a mercenary, he gets paid
For making bitches like you fade!
I'mma rip this kid who doesn't make the grade like a Band Aid
And make sure the blood stays off my suede
Cause when I'm finished with you,
Let's just say they're gonna need a spade!

And nice quatrain, kid, I'm gonna school you with that number!
Two plus two is 4, not 21, so correct your blunder!
I'mma burn you like the 4th Pokemon!
I spit that shit raw like a Flamethrower!
Hit you with a Whirlwind, TM 4
And my Strength is deadly!
By the way, the definition of four is:
Four more wins than you've ever had!

[BrineBlade]

Oh please, you think you're gonna scare me?
Hell, I'm the fuckin king of Halloween!
Why do you even censor your lyrics?
I'll stab ya worse than a Kuric!
And plus, throwin stuff in my grandma's face?
I'll humiliate you so bad you'll be a disgrace.
You'll look so bad homeless guys'll think you have no taste.
You're the turkey I'll have for Thanksgiving, time to stuff and baste!

[TheHenchGuy]

Don't hate on my bars because you're not smart enough to understand them!
You're such a f*g that when you cough, semen comes out instead of phlegm!
The only reason I censor my lines is the same reason boxers wear gloves:
To limit the force that's packed into every punch!
Cause if I were to spit at my best, bitch please!
I'd leave you dazed, looking up at the lights like Mayweather vs Ortiz!
You got your name from sniffing salts off of a knife, you crack addict!
You tried to get off of coke, but you couldn't resist!
Now you're on top of the white like a lunar eclipse!
By the way, I ain't saying you've got no talents!
Those gnashers could mow paddocks!
Being bent over to chew grass would well suit you, you raging f*ggot!
You wage war on your a***hole with a Rampant Rabbit!
So get back in the kitchen, you little b*tch, like Fanny Cradock!

[NiceChristina]

Pick on BrineBlade one more time, and you're dead meat, pal!
I've seen better story lines in "When Harry Met Sal"!
You're the one who's on crack, and your brain needs fixin'
Or I'm gonna pin you down and give you a Brazilian!
I'm glad you censored your lines, 'cause man, they make me sick!
No one in this forum don't wanna see that spit!
I may not be a ballet dancer, but I'll twirl you up into a vine!
Start trashing me again, and your butt is mine!!

[BrineBlade]

Don't hate on my bars because you're not smart enough to understand them!
You're such a f*g that when you cough, semen comes out instead of phlegm!
The only reason I censor my lines is the same reason boxers wear gloves:
To limit the force that's packed into every punch!
Cause if I were to spit at my best, bitch please!
I'd leave you dazed, looking up at the lights like Mayweather vs Ortiz!
You got your name from sniffing salts off of a knife, you crack addict!
You tried to get off of coke, but you couldn't resist!
Now you're on top of the white like a lunar eclipse!
By the way, I ain't saying you've got no talents!
Those gnashers could mow paddocks!
Being bent over to chew grass would well suit you, you raging f*ggot!
You wage war on your a***hole with a Rampant Rabbit!
So get back in the kitchen, you little b*tch, like Fanny Cradock!

*eyes start glowing*

That's it, you sexist bitch! You are going down right now!
George will be the only person to save you when I run you outta town!
The reason why I'm named BrineBlade is really very simple...
Cause when I slice off your tongue, the pain will be buring like popping pimples.
You think you've got great lines, what a load of shit.
I think you accused me, cause you're the real crack addict!
Your homophobic slurs will be the end of your career.
Oh by the way, Rampant and his friends want another go on your rear.

[Katz]

Don't hate on my bars because you're not smart enough to understand them!
You're such a f*g that when you cough, semen comes out instead of phlegm!
The only reason I censor my lines is the same reason boxers wear gloves:
To limit the force that's packed into every punch!
Cause if I were to spit at my best, bitch please!
I'd leave you dazed, looking up at the lights like Mayweather vs Ortiz!
You got your name from sniffing salts off of a knife, you crack addict!
You tried to get off of coke, but you couldn't resist!
Now you're on top of the white like a lunar eclipse!
By the way, I ain't saying you've got no talents!
Those gnashers could mow paddocks!
Being bent over to chew grass would well suit you, you raging f*ggot!
You wage war on your a***hole with a Rampant Rabbit!
So get back in the kitchen, you little b*tch, like Fanny Cradock!

I'd say that went a little too far Hench.

[TheHenchGuy]

I'd say that went a little too far Hench.

Yeah, sorta...but it's a rap battle, nothing should really be off-limits. What did you take offence to in particular?

[Turtlesauce]

Yo Ludwig, you've gone nutty, what the hell, dude?
A forum about a rapping Hitler, and you dare scream "rude!"?
Not only did you get name changed
But also shamed
Are you deranged?
You got Pistol Whipped, and now you're triggered, m8
Hench just got more flow than you, don't h8