You vs The Person Above

[Katz]

I left because I thought I was done with wrecking these bitches
Clearly not, when you upstarts start begging for stitches
From Hench's hard lyrics that go straight for the jugular
Of newcomers that have as much charisma as a sea cucumber
I'm a regular to this rap battle shit, I'm the incarnate of Lucifer!
Verbal executioner, send your body parts to Jupiter
Don't act like you cooler, cause in battle rap, Hench is the ruler!
When people check my style, they're like 'that dude is tubular!'
But no surf here, kid, you're the serf to my zemstva
You're contained, ready to serve after I break you down like a surd
Your style is unheard, for all the wrong reasons!
Whereas my words cut you up with lesions
And my fans form not in groups but legions
For you, it's always dry season!
You ain't getting no cash
And you like feeling pressure on your lower pelvic region!

He likes pelvic pressure cause he can actually get girls.
You break your flows, and it makes me want to hurl.
You joined years ago, but only make shitty raps
When they're not, they're boring, we're all taking naps
I need to teach you a lesson, but I'll leave that for LAWLzoR
You've had a long forum career but have jack shit to show for
Your raps are fucking cheesy, better get some macaroni
Sad that a "rapping god" got beaten by a nut and a Super Brony
Getting killed by two, it's a fucking double feature
Let LAWLzoR stick to raps or let him be your teacher.

[TheHenchGuy]

Pardon me for not clarifying, I meant pelvic pressure of the rainbow.
Like a dude's asshole wrapped around his 3-inch potato!
For 2 pesos, he gets his asshole bleached so it looks like a massive halo!
With the amount of bending over he does, I'm not surprised he's got lumbago!
Now time to cuss the shit out of this fucked up cunt
When I break this bitch, I'm busting up Nuts!
Neither one of you could educate me on the art of rapping
The reaction your lines get is like a person with one arm clapping
By which I mean they're non-existent, is there something that I'm missing?
Listen a minute to these fresh flows, cause it's a mystery
How you got so hyped up all of an instance
*gets up in your face*
Bitch, I ain't got no competition, I'm transcending the upper limit!
The cloth I'm cut from is different!
My robes are of a purple pigment
Whilst yours is brown, check the Greek clothing system
Let's keep it realistic, from distance I'm making your weak body twisted
You're limp-wristed, fish-stinking, a dumb bitch and the instance...
*shouts*
You step to me, I'll knock your ass down this instant!

[LAWLzoR]

What's that? A list of why you're worse than me?
Your education comes from Greece, QED
I'd snap you like a peanut shell, but not this time
because I'm teamin' up with Nutty to execute sick rhymes
so sit down, shut up, and write a 3 page essay
on why my verbal slaughters end up so mess-ay!
Make you my Henchman, Guy! So learn not to pick a fight
when you get destroyed by every set of rhymes that I write!

[NiceChristina]

Sorry I was gone for so long, but now I've come back
To show this Macklemore wanna-be that he's been whacked!
Hope you brought a change of pants, 'cuz I'll scare the leak outta you!
With rhymes so sick, it'll come back to haunt you!
I'll deal with Hench dude later, but now you're my next target!
I'll send you back to Ponyville, where you'll be dearly departed!
You may be a rapping genius, but you're still a freshman!
It's about time I school this little Slim Shady has-been!
You wanna go on a hate on my sweet ol' flows?
We'll see how good your face will look when I sock you right in the nose!
You can run, but you can't hide!
I'm gonna hunt you down and nail you alive!!!

[LAWLzoR]

Wow, that just really wasn't Nice, Christina
sounding like a wanna-be rap battle diva
I rip the wings off the angels in every post of yours
think you can beat me? I changed this forum at the core
but I won't list EVERY reason why my flows are better
to do that, well, it would just take forever
Your rhymes do haunt me! It's scary you call them that
cuz if you do, I'd hate to see what you call "crap"
Freshman? Please! Try the teacher of the class
who makes dope raps that forever last

[TheFlameLord]

You changed the forum at the core? I changed the course of people's lives
I've saved at least 50 people from committing suicide
So don't rip off the wings of angels or I'll raise up all of hell
And bring it crashing down on your head like it's raining fire as well!
Why're you calling her a diva, when you're the one throwing a hissy fit?
You're just an overconfident egotistical prick who think's he's slick
And thinks he shoots rhymes quicker than the best gunslinger can
But all I can see right now is a failed punslinger, man!

[LAWLzoR]

You changed the forum at the core? I changed the course of people's lives
I've saved at least 50 people from committing suicide
So don't rip off the wings of angels or I'll raise up all of hell
And bring it crashing down on your head like it's raining fire as well!
Why're you calling her a diva, when you're the one throwing a hissy fit?
You're just an overconfident egotistical prick who think's he's slick
And thinks he shoots rhymes quicker than the best gunslinger can
But all I can see right now is a failed punslinger, man!

Your raps are evil! Like you're from hell or something
I spit flames so often that your fire means nothing
you put a mask on and pretend you're a devil
I rap who I actually am! So you best get to my level
if you're a lord, then I'm a king or an emperor
I actually teach people! You're just a boring lecturer
a two on one? I could take you both in my sleep
especially the one who has dingy hooves for feet

[TheHenchGuy]

You're not the first guy to not realise my name's vernacular
Hench describes one who is big, strong or muscular!
Whereas the only muscle you got is ocular!
So quit comparing me to the guy who backs up the gunrunner
Or I'm pumping blood round your body, call it cardiovascular!
I'm a mad hustler, get more fan's fare than a trumpeter!
You're molecular, inferior to this popular
Specimen of fitness and intelligence
Spitting sick shit with unbelievable eloquence
You ain't seen prophecy like this since Genesis!
Gold, silver, platinum, I got these elements!
Style's venomous, leaving Lawl lookin like a skeleton!
So fuck testing with Hench, cause there's substantial evidence
That you exercise medical negligence when spitting detritus
Whilst putting emphasis on your feminine eloquence!
You're better? How incredulous!
Go right ahead and take up residence
At the precipice and try fly like Pegasus!
When you drown in the sea like the son of Daedalus
You'll soon know the meaning of true helplessness!

[Cool-The-Renegade]

Ooh, do my eyes detect an unfly guy
who's style so dry, he makes Urkel look tight?
It's time that Ren comes back to fight
against a itty bitty prick who's weight's ranked as "light"!
I'm gonna show you who's the best and
Preface your beating with a couple questions.

First:
Do you know how a rhyme scheme works?
Next:
Do you know that you're the worst?
And:
Do you know that all my rivals bite the dirt?
Well:
Let me show you how a man brings hurt!

I'll keep it curt: You suck.
If you thought you'd win, well, you're outta luck!
I make a ruckus when I punk a chump
And leave him in a pile of bloody chunks!
You're done! You shoulda quit long ago,
How can you land a blow if you're lacking flow?
(Oh!)
Hench has got nothing on me
He's all bold and brash trying' to rush on these
Silly rhymes, I oughta crush his spleen
When you fuck with me, I make you gush and bleed!
(Damn!)
Now I could rhyme for days and days,
But I got better things to do than makin' you 'fraid!
To get attention, you gotta make it rain,
While a sideways glance is getting me laid!
(I'm out!)

[LAWLzoR]

I do admit, your flows pretty sick and dope
and you demolish all the newbees' hopes
but you're gonna be facing up against a titan
who's seasoned in how to really be fightin'
cut the crappy questions, they're rhetorical anyway
I get to beat a purple bitch? I'd do that for many days
I spit rhymes that make people jealous (Snap!)
What's with your parentheses? Need help from your fellas? (What?)
You're a great rapper, man, I hate to see your talent go to waste
with those crappy raps that you learned to copy and paste!
you make good battles, but when are they coming?
if they're like you: pretty damn quick! (According to the slut who was sucking!)