You vs The Person Above

[Cool-The-Renegade]

Thanks for the compliments, I know that I'm rocking wit,
But you're just a common dick, a kid who's throwing constant fits!
You're just staring, ogling, while I'm rock-n-sock-n it,
I'll smack your white ass across the room like we're playing pong, ya' dig?
You call yourself a titan? Why are you lying, dude?
I know you're seasoned, LAWL, that's why I'm deep frying you!
I'm the sickest forum rapper, dapper when I duke and I
know your opponents envy deaf guys who can't hear your rhymes!
You were right about another thing: the sucking slut,
But the slut is the chump fighting me, puking rhymes up!
I'm done! It's clear that you're the one losing,
I'm leaving LAWL's eyes blacker than a Tyler Perry movie!

[TheHenchGuy]

Oh shit, look who just crawled back out the swamp!
A chompy-ass bastard who's gonna get stomped!
Don't take issue with my craft, cause in fact
It's you who's wack, so you can take them bars right back!
I don't need a rhyming scheme, I don't work from a rubric!
You exude hubris but can't back it up when you do this!
Don't try walk my paths of glory, you ain't Stanley Kubrick!
I'm flowing like clockwork, fear and desire!
Clad with a full metal jacket when I spit fire!
You and your girl got some strangelove, dude!
She peels her pussy scabs and uses the pus as lube!
You ain't cool, on behalf of the forum, "Fuck you!"
Disrespect is what you get when you abandon us
In leaving, you allowed me to cause a ruckus
Rolling the whip over you like a trucker
Don't show your face back in this town, motherfucker!

[BrineBlade]

Oh please, the HenchBoy's back from the dead?
You've been here two years but you're not even red!
So don't complain on Renegade because he's purple and better than you!
He might have left, but you did too!
FUCK YOU BITCH! You've become the new zyroda!
Only poppin' up at times, only when you wanna!
Trying to make some slicin' rhymes but you have to sharpen your blade.
I'm honestly not surprised you haven't been laid!
Pus as lube, you'd be lucky (YOU WISH!)
But now, go back into the dump and turn back into a ducky! (splash splish)

[Cool-The-Renegade]

Oh shit, look who just crawled back out the swamp!
A chompy-ass bastard who's gonna get stomped!
Don't take issue with my craft, cause in fact
It's you who's wack, so you can take them bars right back!
I don't need a rhyming scheme, I don't work from a rubric!
You exude hubris but can't back it up when you do this!
Don't try walk my paths of glory, you ain't Stanley Kubrick!
I'm flowing like clockwork, fear and desire!
Clad with a full metal jacket when I spit fire!
You and your girl got some strangelove, dude!
She peels her pussy scabs and uses the pus as lube!
You ain't cool, on behalf of the forum, "Fuck you!"
Disrespect is what you get when you abandon us
In leaving, you allowed me to cause a ruckus
Rolling the whip over you like a trucker
Don't show your face back in this town, motherfucker!

Please! Your rhymes aren't nice, they're gross.
I'll spit mine all night, show these folks you're a joke!
Poke fun at an immortal rapper? That one's a laugh!
The only scabs I see are from when I last kicked your ass!
I'm not Stanley Kubrick, but I'm Shining
You're a kid who gets schooled and then starts whining!
I'll be wining and dining while you're fighting and crying,
I'm rhyming like lightning, you just ASPIRE to be mighty!
I think you should listen up, 'cause I'll only say it once, bitch:
The most Despicable thing about Hench is that he's just a Minion!
I'm not even kiddin' when I say this battle's pointless,
Hench just wants to give rappers tips in every single orifice!
I'd say you were washed up, but you never got your feet wet,
You're STILL an amateur who'll never defeat this!

I know I'm obligated to diss Brine as well,
So while help's appreciated, kid, you can go to hell!
I don't need backup when I'm up against Hench,
I got this down pat, so get back to the bench.
I could beat Hench in a battle with my mouth taped shut,
More cooks in the kitchen will just fuck it up!

[BrineBlade]

From Renegade: More cooks in the kitchen?
Oh please, I didn't forget about your bitchin'!
You may think you're a god but like Zeus you're just scum
On the top of the swamp where HenchGuy came from!
When Wumbo scared him off with a shotgun
And when you saw that, you knew you had to run
But you came to the wrong place, my friend
I don't allow posers of the real Lime Shady in!
You may work with rhyme but you're rhyming is loose
You statue bastard, you're rhymes are worse than Beetlejuice!
You think you'll diss me but you're gonna be out of luck!
Get back in the closet with Cosby, ya fuck!

[Cool-The-Renegade]

Brine, that's it! It's time that you quit,
Top dog, I'll make a battle rapper my bitch!
It's funny you said shotgun, 'cause when I get madder,
Cowards split in all directions like a wide scatter pattern!
(bang!)
I'm a statue bastard, you got that one right,
'Cause I bring rhymes hard as fuck when it's time to fight!
I'll knock you out the galaxy in one fell swoop,
When you see Mario, tell him I said "fuck you!"
Nintendo is child's play, not that it ain't fun,
But would it still be around without a Pokemon crutch?
Why don't you grow the fuck up? Come back when you're ready
And your rhymes don't look like Eminem's puked up spaghetti?
Why you trying to fight me? What's your damn beef?
You're just a chicken, please, My rhymes are plain sweet!
They'll be stuffing cafeterias with mystery meat
made of pieces of your carcass that I left in the street!

[BrineBlade]

*anger rises*
Grow the fuck up? When you're a Nintendo fan at heart!
While I've branched out into Halo, the series of the Sparts!
My beef with you is someone new must take the crown!
You say I'm your bitch? Bitch get the fuck outta town!
I'll bring a sword to a gunfight, and get out unscathed
While what remains of you will eventually be paved
By my rhymes that grind statues like you to dust!
That get used to make the tar to let me walk all over you
Then I'll implant in some metal make sure it rusts
And all you'll be able to do is go boo hoo hoo.
By the way, Mario's got better things to do.
Than squash you like a Koopa or Goomba under his shoe.
Cause he at least has a girlfriend and even gets laid
While you'll be bone dry, as per the rules of the Renegade.

[NiceChristina]

Wow, you guys sure know how to rhyme dirty.
Now it's time this girl shows you that my disses won't be pretty.
LAWL, you can hate all you want, but I'm not effected!
When it comes to this battle, it's YOU who gets dejected!
Hey Hench, when are you ever gonna shut up?
Your "Rapping God" status is still a complete crud!
And Renegade aka Mr. Gattamelata-Clue,
How about I make YOU my nitch, dude!
And BrineBlade, I see you added "Lime" to you screen name.
As far as your rap goes, it's still the same thing: it's lame!
You stuff cafeterias for a living? How's that going to pay the bills?
Feeding kids too much food will make 'em all ill!
You boys need to learn that in my world, I'm the one who reigns!
With my powerful voice, ya'll will be in a world of pain!
*sings* Woooaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cool-The-Renegade]

Wow, you guys sure know how to rhyme dirty.
Now it's time this girl shows you that my disses won't be pretty.
LAWL, you can hate all you want, but I'm not effected!
When it comes to this battle, it's YOU who gets dejected!
Hey Hench, when are you ever gonna shut up?
Your "Rapping God" status is still a complete crud!
And Renegade aka Mr. Gattamelata-Clue,
How about I make YOU my nitch, dude!
And BrineBlade, I see you added "Lime" to you screen name.
As far as your rap goes, it's still the same thing: it's lame!
You stuff cafeterias for a living? How's that going to pay the bills?
Feeding kids too much food will make 'em all ill!
You boys need to learn that in my world, I'm the one who reigns!
With my powerful voice, ya'll will be in a world of pain!
*sings* Woooaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

*anger rises*
Grow the fuck up? When you're a Nintendo fan at heart!
While I've branched out into Halo, the series of the Sparts!
My beef with you is someone new must take the crown!
You say I'm your bitch? Bitch get the fuck outta town!
I'll bring a sword to a gunfight, and get out unscathed
While what remains of you will eventually be paved
By my rhymes that grind statues like you to dust!
That get used to make the tar to let me walk all over you
Then I'll implant in some metal make sure it rusts
And all you'll be able to do is go boo hoo hoo.
By the way, Mario's got better things to do.
Than squash you like a Koopa or Goomba under his shoe.
Cause he at least has a girlfriend and even gets laid
While you'll be bone dry, as per the rules of the Renegade.

@NiceChristina @BrineBlade

I don't like to choose who I dis, so here it is:
I'll drop one verse to crush both of these bitches!
BrineBlade Lime's gettin' juiced
Crush ya' with my bare hands! I'm bettin' you
That Chris will try to run away from getting the boot,
But I'll catch up quick, gettin' her black and gettin' her blue!
Both of you kids will get the belt and the spoon,
Have those asses beat red by the time I'm done with you!
Chris is no angel, Brine ain't sharp,
I work the right angles to rip these punks apart!
You're both like Boo, talk smack until I walk to you,
Then you shy away, pretend to not know who I'm talking to!
Well it's you. Both of you need to learn some manners,
Fucking with Ren is like walking under a line of ladders
Leave you with a lifetime of bad luck, just for the act,
Chuck a ton of disses at me bitches, I'll serve 'em back.
Brine, you better step it up if you wanna play ball,
But if your anger rises like your dick, I ain't scared at all!

[NiceChristina]

Come on, dude! Beating me black and blue?
You'd probably won't like what I'M gonna do to you!
Mess with Brine and me, and you'll be seeing stars!
You may be a good rapper, but you'll never get far!
I still have flawless victories under my belt
While your losing streaks will still be left high upon the shelves!
Why don't you go back to your "beautiful world" and hide!
This is my rap roller coaster and you must be 54 inches tall to ride!