You vs The Person Above

[AccordionChick]

You're right! It did suck. But don't be so hard
on yourself, pard! Not everyone's meant to be a star!
When I peruse Peru, all I see is trash,
You're just another mole removed from your own country's ass!
You wanna throw me in a ditch? How 'bout I toss you in a crater?
You wanna talk about a bitch? We can speak about your mom later.
(Ooh!)
Sorry bro, I don't mean to offend,
But it's hard to resist when you leave defenses open!
But how WILL you get a bitch? See, here's the thing,
This single's only mingling with his own dingaling!

(You're doing fine! The more you do it, the better you get.)

Angry people aren't always wise so says my girl Jane Austen
So I won't rap angry to tell you to use some caution
You've got rapper of the year? Well that's just awesome
It's too bad you pop nonsense out clock work, & I'm just lost in
Translation! Still no aggravation but you remember who you're facin'
You're talking 'bout bitches in ditches, well don't be complacent in your basin
I can tell you right now you're rap laxative spittin' shit & no constipation
Watch out Cool before AC shows the definition & your award is up for confiscation
Ampersand, ampersand, ampersand you'll never be at the front of one
Take a back seat on the back burner & watch how one spits out rhymes like a Gatling gun
I feel like this girl on fire has burned you enough for one day m8
So get #rekt because after this your rap skills are about to go renegade

[sane]

Angry people aren't always wise so says my girl Jane Austen
So I won't rap angry to tell you to use some caution
You've got rapper of the year? Well that's just awesome
It's too bad you pop nonsense out clock work, & I'm just lost in
Translation! Still no aggravation but you remember who you're facin'
You're talking 'bout bitches in ditches, well don't be complacent in your basin
I can tell you right now you're rap laxative spittin' shit & no constipation
Watch out Cool before AC shows the definition & your award is up for confiscation
Ampersand, ampersand, ampersand you'll never be at the front of one
Take a back seat on the back burner & watch how one spits out rhymes like a Gatling gun
I feel like this girl on fire has burned you enough for one day m8
So get #rekt because after this your rap skills are about to go renegade

I'll keep this short and sweet, AC I'll leave you to waste.
Trying to run a raid on Renegade? I should high-five your face.
You won't hate the day, Sane brings the pain to you're childish games, you'll rue it.
Now quit justifying Austen and blow me like an AC Unit.

[Cool-The-Renegade]

Now, I'd like to follow rules and diss the person right above,
But Big Daddy's buzz is giving Renegade love!
I'll skip his dissin' for this mission, knock AC's block off,
You and your boring accordion are getting BioShocked!

You're no fantastic fanatic, you got no right to be braggin',
Ren flows tantric, the baddest, I spit dirty like my mattress!
You've got sadness, my lass, This man is gold and you're brass,
Now make like Chipotle's bathroom: Go and get gassed!
(Snap!)
I know that I'm crass, but you deserve to get smashed,
I shake the place like an earthquake, and you're gettin' cracked!
You're no Weird Al, just a Weird Gal, get out of here fast,
Your rhymes put people to sleep like they were Sunday Mass!

[AccordionChick]

Now, I'd like to follow rules and diss the person right above,
But Big Daddy's buzz is giving Renegade love!
I'll skip his dissin' for this mission, knock AC's block off,
You and your boring accordion are getting BioShocked!

You're no fantastic fanatic, you got no right to be braggin',
Ren flows tantric, the baddest, I spit dirty like my mattress!
You've got sadness, my lass, This man is gold and you're brass,
Now make like Chipotle's bathroom: Go and get gassed!
(Snap!)
I know that I'm crass, but you deserve to get smashed,
I shake the place like an earthquake, and you're gettin' cracked!
You're no Weird Al, just a Weird Gal, get out of here fast,
Your rhymes put people to sleep like they were Sunday Mass!

They relate to Sunday Mass only because they're so holy!
More bulk in my verses than your Chipotle guacamole!
Big Daddy? Now either this is BDSM or an Adam Sandler joke
Don't defend another rapper bro, I didn't see Ren invoke
Now back to the main course, I'll tear you apart with my accordion
He's got the crown now but I'm sure they'll soon be bored of him
Just remember if you got beef, then Eat It, 'cause AC'll defeat it
Keep in mind I take Pride in my rhymes, here on the forum no Mr. Darcy is needed.

[sane]

Look Ren, I'm glad your back and I'm glad you're breaking rules for me.
But the shit you just typed makes us look fools you and me.
Think I need you on my back bruh? I've been doing this shit for a trilogy.
That's 3 fucking years with these bitches I've been pillaging.
Cause I'm a cynical bastard, with a name change every month.
You call it a period, I'll just call you Cool-the-Cunt.

I see, you see, me see, we see.
AC's back for anothing bitch slapping.
I see you standing tall, your hair flowing long and purple,
But I'm about to Offend you hard, bitch call me Turtle.
Pride in your raps? That's a surprise.
Accordion to me, your raps are shit and lies.

So yeah fuck it, I'm coming back to rapping.
Say what you want about me, I couldn't give a shit if I was crapping.
So sit back, read my raps, if I don't finish something I don't wanna hear you whine.
We're all just a couple of fucking kids online.

Fuck hip-hop.

[Cool-The-Renegade]

@Big Daddy

Exqueeze me? I spare you terrible demise
and YOU wanna try to step to this guy?
Big boy, you better run and hide
because Renegade will rip you, even OFF of his stride!

You're no one's Daddy, quit acting! Since you're a bitch, I'll call you Lassie.
Your fuckin' style is plastic, man, I'll rip you in halfsies!
Big sure did fuck hip hop in that verse,
Pissed all over an art, but his disses don't hurt!
You change your name so often 'cause you've got no personality,
No defining features that make you cool in reality!
I don't give two shits about an itty bitty cynic,
All you've pillaged in three years is your own fucking dick!
My flow is sick, you suck shit, We all want you to leave,
How can YOU call ME a cunt when you rap like a pussy?

@AccordianChick

Oh, shit! That's right! AC, I almost forgot
to backhand you with a quick verse and knock the snot
right outta you! There's a lot of fun to be had,
So let me drop a couple lines before I log off. (Damn!)

Your rhymes are holy, I guess, in at least once sense,
If by holy you mean that they've been ripped to shreds!
Why don't you stick to fighting Big? He's a much better match,
At least in THAT battle you'd stand a fuckin' chance!
I get you're proud of your rhymes, but here's the thing: Don't be.
Spit stupid shit like that, and you'll live your whole life lonely!
Now, I'll gladly eat most beef, but you can have the jerky,
and while you're at it, you can gobble down the chicken and turkey!
It's only suiting, they suit you, now watch me body and loot you,
Now you can boo-hoo, watch me winning like you're Ubu!
Listen up, You fool, let me school you like a guru,
You've clearly got a screw loose-- (Valley Girl: OMG, too true.)
So watch Hulu... Or do anything! Just stay off the forum,
The people find my rhymes riveting! Yours only bore them.

[Hedgeog]

@Big Daddy

Exqueeze me? I spare you terrible demise
and YOU wanna try to step to this guy?
Big boy, you better run and hide
because Renegade will rip you, even OFF of his stride!

You're no one's Daddy, quit acting! Since you're a bitch, I'll call you Lassie.
Your fuckin' style is plastic, man, I'll rip you in halfsies!
Big sure did fuck hip hop in that verse,
Pissed all over an art, but his disses don't hurt!
You change your name so often 'cause you've got no personality,
No defining features that make you cool in reality!
I don't give two shits about an itty bitty cynic,
All you've pillaged in three years is your own fucking dick!
My flow is sick, you suck shit, We all want you to leave,
How can YOU call ME a cunt when you rap like a pussy?

@AccordianChick

Oh, shit! That's right! AC, I almost forgot
to backhand you with a quick verse and knock the snot
right outta you! There's a lot of fun to be had,
So let me drop a couple lines before I log off. (Damn!)

Your rhymes are holy, I guess, in at least once sense,
If by holy you mean that they've been ripped to shreds!
Why don't you stick to fighting Big? He's a much better match,
At least in THAT battle you'd stand a fuckin' chance!
I get you're proud of your rhymes, but here's the thing: Don't be.
Spit stupid shit like that, and you'll live your whole life lonely!
Now, I'll gladly eat most beef, but you can have the jerky,
and while you're at it, you can gobble down the chicken and turkey!
It's only suiting, they suit you, now watch me body and loot you,
Now you can boo-hoo, watch me winning like you're Ubu!
Listen up, You fool, let me school you like a guru,
You've clearly got a screw loose-- (Valley Girl: OMG, too true.)
So watch Hulu... Or do anything! Just stay off the forum,
The people find my rhymes riveting! Yours only bore them.

Oh dear. I'm back.
And immediately, back on track.
Your rapping skills are as slow as a mac.
Okay, down to business, Renegade.
You are less cool than a fucking lemonade.
Bet you fuckin' BINGED your rhymes.
Luckily I have the time,
to knockback your weakass with a lime.
Just step up man, your rhymes are weak.
You get fucking spooked by a "Trick Or Treat!"
Change your username to Dead Meat.

[Cool-The-Renegade]

Oh dear. I'm back.
And immediately, back on track.
Your rapping skills are as slow as a mac.
Okay, down to business, Renegade.
You are less cool than a fucking lemonade.
Bet you fuckin' BINGED your rhymes.
Luckily I have the time,
to knockback your weakass with a lime.
Just step up man, your rhymes are weak.
You get fucking spooked by a "Trick Or Treat!"
Change your username to Dead Meat.

It's about fuckin' time someone rose to the challenge
of revving up this battle, too bad you don't matter!
I'm the baddest, listen close, ya' better catch this new adage
Renegade will put his foot in your balls like it's Madden!
(Ouch!)
Jim Fallon ain't half as cool as me, best respect,
I'm jacking up a crappy rapper: Diss on me, I break ya' neck!
You say bing, I say binge and purge
As in I'm binging on fresh rhymes and purging this turd
from the earth, just the worst rapper I have ever heard,
I've got words of hurt that'll make a jerk swerve!
(Word!)
Oh deer is right, Ren is ending this fight,
I'll run this bitch down, now: I've got him in my headlights!

[Katz]

Uh
Yeah

Cool the Renegade? More like Cool the Nerd
Except not Cool? You can't eat lemon curd.
Uh... Shrekt
Is this Jurassic Park? Cause you just got Tyrannosaurus Rekt

[LAWLzoR]

Uh
Yeah

Cool the Renegade? More like Cool the Nerd
Except not Cool? You can't eat lemon curd.
Uh... Shrekt
Is this Jurassic Park? Cause you just got Tyrannosaurus Rekt

Now I know you're not trying, cuz that was the worst
but you never try when you type up a verse! SNAP!
bet you guys thought I was gone, huh? WRONG
this guy's ready to put you all back where you belong
Nutty, there's nothing more I can say, man
that verse is as smart as a caveman!
Ren, you're a slick sick disser, but you're always in second
to the guy who types up a sweet history lesson
Candysane's insane to think he'll bring the pain
the only thing that hurts is you think those raps are okay
Oh Hedgeog, you think you got it made?
reminder: You rhymed Renegade with lemonade!
AccordianChick, you know I think you're badass
so why do you think that those raps will pass?
You used a hashtag? Should I even take you seriously
when I rip you a new one?! I rap so furiously!