You vs The Person Above

[NiceChristina]

Let me see. For one, I got more singing gigs than you
And two, I've got a better job. What do you even do?
You're probably living off your mamma's salary!
I make my own moolah and I live with morality!
You on the other hand need to stop being lazy and flip burgers at Burger King!
Bagging groceries? Now that's the other thing.
Wished you were at the Oscars? Ha! If you got the cash!
Why do you do me a favor and buy yourself some class!

[TheVidNerd]

Bitch, I'm an author. So lemme write this down for you.
Anything you've accomplished in life I'll do more than you.
You just spewed a worse verse than you ever written before
so lemme turn up the heat and spit more shit I've stored.
You don't wanna see what's at the end of this gory story
I'm spitting good and evil: allegory. Digging deep: quarry.
I'll press my thumbs into your sockets.
Nothing you can do stop it.
Splatter your brain, leave a stain all over the carpet!
I'll say this once, Chrissy and I hope you have some fucking sense
to beat it or I'll blast more holes in you than 50 Cents.

[ZombieLicker]

A fight most stuck between these unlucky fucks
I'll break it up with a verse that actually doesn't suck
You two are arguing about jobs, just retorting with nothing new
But when I step up to the stage I'll leave you both looking blue
Your words are weaker than seven days, being an author's not paying off
Because judging by the shit you write it's gonna very shortly flop
You're a nerd? Me too! But here's where we're different
While I slaughter in a cypher, you're fucking up ever so infinite
Now Christina, you're two above me, but the last time that I checked
I owned you with my rhymes and told you to get outta this thread
But it appears you didn't listen and here you still remain
But that trash that you call lyrics remain the same
Now I don't want you to leave, but shoot right back at me
Popping up ready to fight like some motherfuckin' acne
Anyone bring it on, start a battle up with me
Zombielicker out bitches, and if you fuck with me be ready!

[Moonjik]

Allow kitten to shit on this shape-shifting autist
And get a taste of Josh - he is the hottest!
Brought forth by your abysmal raps making me sick
Instead of licking zombies, you should lick my dick
I get a kick out of your demise, I make your mom fap
Too bad she's got Admiral Akbar yelling "it's a trap!"
Kanye loves me, he called and said he hates your guts
And your dad calls me senpai and wants to suck my nuts
You've got no dank forum memes, so I lol like I'm Clemi
I wrote this in half a minute coz I was bored, now I'll accept my Emmy

[ZombieLicker]

Yeah I bet you'd like that Emmy, to stick it up your ass!
Unlike Sonic, you bitch, should not be writing fast!
King of the North? More like King of the buttfucks!
Quoting Zeus vs Thor, but I'll bring the lightning and you'll get struck!
I don't play around unless I know that I've got the win
so to u i can use junk rhymes because ur fin
But I won't stoop to that level, for when a bitch needs a smacking
I'll clap a hand rap slap up on the face of you, shat king!
You don't know who you're matching, grasping to survive my assaults
But in this case, your murder is completely your fault
You stepped to the Zombie, and now YOU'RE going in the ground
'Cause this motherfuckin' baller is the realest around!

[Moonjik]

You coming to me with intolerable drivel?
But I never knew raps could hurt on such a personal level
You look like a Clefairy run over by a truck
Dont like my rhymes? I don't give a fuck
Hang yourself from a tree, oh wait that's pollution
Drown yourself, too bad you'd poison the ocean
Recycle yourself into aluminium cans
And get fucked by a tentacle monster in Japan

[ZombieLicker]

I will nominate thee most medieval raps onto thy crown
For the Licker of Zombies be thee worthiest around!
Lyrical catapult dropping so radical right upon this peasant!
I haveth something down below for you! Consider it a present!
Strong and mighty, you approach to fight me
but still you find surprising the new turd in your dipey!
I'm forever returning unscathed, after leaving the battlefield paved
You musn't have a thing to say after your Northern ass is slayed!

[BrineBlade]

Let me see. For one, I got more singing gigs than you
And two, I've got a better job. What do you even do?
You're probably living off your mamma's salary!
I make my own moolah and I live with morality!
You on the other hand need to stop being lazy and flip burgers at Burger King!
Bagging groceries? Now that's the other thing.
Wished you were at the Oscars? Ha! If you got the cash!
Why do you do me a favor and buy yourself some class!

Christina, why, I thought you were better than this!
I know you like to make a dis, but now you've got me pissed.
You may have some big job, but flipping burgers can make some moolah.
Don't be hatin', just 'cause you think your job is coola!
Flippin' burgers isn't a bad job, not at all
If you do really well, you could get a major call
As the managers of most places you buy food at
Started either flippin burgers, baggin' groceries, or even cleaning scat!
Now while I'm not sure 'bout the Ocsars, cause most of the winners are the same
Most major millionaires started out in garages, and people thought of them as lame
At least VidNerd's got dreams, you seem to have none
Oh wait, your dreams are just to try and kick some bum

[Turtlesauce]

Brine, watch where you're rappin, dude
You're supposed to diss the person above you
You are about as blind as a bat, man
You ignored 3 people to diss a chick? Damn

[TheVidNerd]

You should talk about rapping, Batty. Only spitting four bars?
If ya try and fight me I'm gonna leave ya scarred.
Virgin tight with Adonis, so I guess I understand
why you ran like a bitch when his ass got banned.
I shut shit down in the seven months you been gone.
Ya flipped, I'm a pimp, got G's like a thong!
And I hand it to Hana, she made a smart move
in chasing you away when you acted like a douche!
Split ya in a half-shell, God, you make me pissed.
You'll get more fucked then all those dildos you're obsessed with!