You vs The Person Above

[LAWLzoR]

I'M BACK! After a year, I'm back to spit,
against a Brine kid who can't smash shit!
I'll turn the clocks on your clock tower!
I'm making millions, while you're making $10 an hour!
US freakin' A? Thanks for the info, child!
I'll crank a green mile in your blood and bile!
So don't even try to step to me,
or you'll end up on the floor like you're imaginary!
Hedgehog and LAWL are not funny at all,
I wouldn't binge their rhymes if they were Gravity Falls!
I'm BK, and I'll shoot you with my 47,
while you're counting cherry smoothie's at a 7/11!
Yeah, that'll be a buck eighty for my service!
I'm the social one, but I'll give you all justice!
You're all just warriors complaining about the patriarchy!
If I can beat NiceChristina, then I can beat you all with ease!

Ad hoc attacks, Turner, a form of fallacy
I've never seen a forumer so detached from reality!
Dat boi just says words without knowing what they mean
so let me school you like you're a bored uptight teen
There's no such thing as "cranking" a green mile
it's a name for the way to death, named by the color of tile
seen in prisons for executions of criminals
And I'm about to execute this frog so fictional
"But I'm referencing the color of their name!" My ass!
then you're just stealing from ERB! Don't you have class?
You're making millions? Probably millions of dislikes
he tried to rhyme "service" with "justice"! Ha, this guy!
I could beat you and Christinia with my hands severed
don't try to out-wit me, boy, cuz I'm the most clever

[Lawliet]

The mare still goes on, boring us all to tears
You arent such a star, looking back a couple of years
With several minor bans and a chaotic personality
a cold calculated killer will restore your neutrality
Call me triple D, cause i hit like a hammer
This monkey spittin raps at me, totally bananas
I'll punch you so Falcon hard, you'll be in your Final Fantasy
Imma bout to turn it up, and damn it is nasty
The only Link between us is similar name spelling
well, not technically, cause yours is actually yelling!
Death Note, 2006 was when Lawliet came too
this forum was born 2011, dontchu remember dude?
Say hi to Luma for me, as I send you to the stars
I sent your ass into orbit with these sizzlin bars
Then I'll send you back
With a flying fortress attack
and just when you think it's done, we have 1 final bout
I'll leak your info, giving all your secrets out
I;m just about done with this lyrical boxing
Get onto the road, horse, cause this is animal crossing

[BKTurner47]

Lawliet, Max, I'm going full max,
drain your ass open like a bottle of Ajax,
expect this verse to be a bit of payback,
tell your Brony friend that he's gonna get slain back,
gotta Death Note, I could beat you with One Punch,
you're a breakfast ideal, Captain Crunch,
a stick figure's no better than a crude drawing,
since if you want Animal Crossing, I'm sure not following!
I could beat you with my eyes closed!
I could beat you with a stick found on the road!
You're no match for me! You're too easy to beat!
Hammering you harder than any Triple D!
On a blue period with that inactive,
microphone that you have with your Lawliet!
Link? I've got the Ocarina of Rhymes!
You've lost, son, better luck next time!

[Kirby Dragons]

You wanna go? I'll knock you right off your one wheel
Now you will feel the chilling thrill my raps can fulfill
Here's the deal, I'm like real steel, hard although I'm juice
Shocking more than an eel, you look like a pickle, Dill, give you a bill, make you loose
My sealing rhymes are like a mill, always turning you on
Named Turner cause you're just as dumb as Timmy's Turner mom
BK stands for big kid. You're better than this nonsense, stop
You aren't really much more than a Greninja palette swap

[Lawliet]

Did you forget an O in there?
Cause your dragoons not at full power
This little vacuum named kirby boutta get roasted for an hour
Starting with your raps, they are shorter than you
With all those cartoon references, i'll toss it right down the loo
And your profile pic, man is it bland
it's like im watching a manlet named rand
and BK, you suck. Your raps sound like shit
Go back to burger king and work a double shift
This timmy turner fucker and worth my time
his raps make me wanna down a bottle of wine
I'm the alt J, cause the mic leaves my let hand free
your face is where it ought to be!

[BKTurner47]

Lawliet, here's my main issue.
I've got a lot of raps, and a lot of issues!
You misused your rap privilege,
and now you're a stick figure who whines like a bitch!
Burger King? I'll top you like a Whopper!
Cross paths with me, and I'll run over this Frogger!
Max, your notes are driving me to death!
Down a bottle of wine, Anime-holic Anonymous!
Kirby, I'll suck you up at full force!
I'll lead you to losing, you old horse!
I'm not a good sport, I'm destined to win!
You'll be seeing stars when I'm done in this ring!
Double shift? I'm pressing you like a shift key!
You'll pop like a pimple with the pressure I bring!
I'm the king, you're a pauper on the streets!
Long story short, kid, you just got your ass beat!
Now, your profile pic looks like a mess!
You've got half a body and a ball for a head!
Eyebrows that look like lines on a graph!
You're on a downwards slope with my genius raps!
No math, I'm an ace in the cards, you suck!
You couldn't pick it up if it were 52 Card Pickup!
So stop rapping in this thread and leave!
Because the winner is none other than BKR3!

[Brad]

Dude you just rhymed "issue" with "issues", what are you doing
Your avi hurts my eyes so bad that I'm thinkin about suing!

I can't read what you type man its too damn fucked up
You disgust me more than the time I watched "2 girls 1 Cup"!

You've been here for a while, but you got no rap style
If you think your any good your in Epic Rap denial!

[Epic Doctor X]

The ED's 'bout to beat the shit out of his X partner
with the bravery of a soldier but the rap skills of a kindergartner
Let me ask you something, y'know what really grinds my gears?
Just how cocky you are despite being banned for years
I'll strip you of your title with a simple contradiction
Nothing personal general, just not a fan of your fiction
And now, before I leave, let me tell you this pal
The King of The Hill just beat you in this Battle Royale

[BKTurner47]

Epic Doctor, but no Doc Who!
The winner of this battle is me, not you!
Gordon Ramsay as a profile pic?
He'd scream at you if he saw that thing!
I'm the one with all the bling!
Do your worst, but I'm the king!
Hail me, I deserve the praise!
Face it, dog, now's not your day!

[Brad]

No ones posted here for a while, whats up
Guess I'll dis some bitches, with no backup

Your rhymes suck, and every forumer knows it
Its so laughable you'd think its some "bad rhyming" skit

But its not, you just suck, you like to be the Burger King and shit?
Well have it your way, I have a "whopper" of a wit

You should watch your mouth more often, cuz maybe then
You'd be more articulate and stop soundin' like your ten!