Dude I am easily the biggest badass in this story.
Dude I am easily the biggest badass in this story.
“Many times in life I've regretted the things I've said without thinking. But I've never regretted the things I said nearly as much as the words I left unspoken.”
Got That Redcoat
THE NATION
LOL forgot to release this a while ago, edited a bit of it to reflect some recent changes though.
Hunger Games Havok Edition Episode 2:
[spoiler:2xfrfnq8]Mat4yo looked around from above ground and saw that he was the only one. Or so he thought...anyways he called and ordered a Krabby Patty. "Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" he asked. Wumbo came from behind..."No...THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!" Wumbo proceeded to Spartan kick Mat4yo down the pit to die a painful death.
Meanwhile, YellowNerd, SaneButStrange, Anonymous, and Tipsy D had formed an alliance of rebellious fools who had chosen to defy the laws of the game, one of which was "Stay in Havok." Uprising sent a chopper down to pick up Tipsy D who was still in Havok, and sent a bomb down to the rest of them, killing them instantly. Tipsy was sent back down, but made the mistake of confronting LilyChi and Maria. They used their teamwork to kick the living shit out of Tipsy D and leave him dead on the ground.
HipsterSamuel and Cubie had worked together to kill Zero, and were heading towards Redhead. Cubie summoned the power of the Cube God to aid him, but the Cube God only listened to Cubie. When Samuel told it to kill Redhead, it didn't only kill Redhead, but it killed Samuel as well. "Oh well...guess it wasn't meant to be..." Cubie said under his breath.
A loud voice blasted over the loudspeaker to all the contestants and said:
"Ladies and gentlemen, some new people are joining the game! They are Epic Doctor X, Godfather, HipsterKB, The Notorious T.I.M, Edgar Rice Burroughs and Batman. Enjoy the rest of your stay at the Hunger Games!"
And all of those people were dropped in the EXACT. SAME. PLACE.
Chaos ensued between them all. Batman had decided to choose T.I.M. as his Robin-like sidekick for the games, and they headed away from everybody else. EDX was killed by Godfather with an axe, who also killed HipsterKB in the same way. Edgar had run off into the distance on his own, leaving Godfather alone with dead bodies around him. Then a person descended upon Godfather with an axe, killing him and squirting blood everywhere. That person was...
[spoiler:2xfrfnq8]Wumbo.[/spoiler:2xfrfnq8]
And Sahfarry had wandered over by SuperRapz and BobbyBobber. They used their axes to cut Sahfarry into about a kabillion pieces. But they heard an eerie ghost noise from the distance and ran. And then they heard...
"I am no longer the Gh0st. I. AM. R0RSCHASH!"
And out of nowhere, R0RSchasch appeared inside of Froggys intestines, and exploded out of them, no longer a Gh0st.[/spoiler:2xfrfnq8]
And I'm still a badass that was quite awesome
“Many times in life I've regretted the things I've said without thinking. But I've never regretted the things I said nearly as much as the words I left unspoken.”
Bon Vivant of Violet
I don't care about the fact that I died: I got f**king killed by an axe! How awesome is that!? I am dead serious.. lol, funny choise of words XD
Hunger Games Havok Edition Episode 3: (a mini episode reflecting current events)
[spoiler:a3037xxp]Batman was becoming impatient with T.I.M. "Make me a god damn sandwich NOW!" he ordered, and Tim had had enough. All of a sudden, T.I.M. started to shapeshift. "Whoa...Dafuq is happening to you?" Batman asked.
And after about 5 minutes Tim was revealed to be a disguise. Spartica jumped out of the Tim suit and shot Batman.
"Sorry man, but I needed to get back in the games somehow. They're just so ADDICTING! I can't get enough of the murdering people! I need to murder!" And he saw Maria and Chi walk in. They grabbed their axes but Spartica shot Maria in the heart and shot Chi in the shoulder, then ran off. Maria was dead, but Chi was left on her own.[/spoiler:a3037xxp]
Well. I am depressed now.
VENGEANCE.
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*grabs some popcorn and watches the carnage*
“Many times in life I've regretted the things I've said without thinking. But I've never regretted the things I said nearly as much as the words I left unspoken.”
The Hunger Games Havok Edition Episode 4 (these are gonna be short from now on):
[spoiler:3spt8bdx]SuperRapz and Bobby had decided that there was no way that they both could win. So Bobby decided to kill SuperRapz while he was sleeping, only to find that SuperRapz had left and he had killed Edgar instead. "Good, that asshole left Havok anyways." Bobby said.
Wumbo wanted revenge. Chi had told him about Maria dieing, and in anger Wumbo had brutally murdered Chi. He made it his ultimate goal to find Spartica and kill him, no matter what the cost.
Our underdog stories, Equinox and Cubie had teamed up to face R0RSchash. It was HARD AS FUCKING HELL. R0R kept sinking underground, and popping up underneath one of them, punching them in the gonads. This went on for about 15 minutes until R0RSchash finally decided enough was enough. He killed Equinox, and chased after Cubie. Cubie was smart though, he turned off to the side and found a bear trap. He put it out in the way and caught R0RSchash in it, killing him. Cubie lost a friend and killed a gonad puncher within 20 minutes. He was surprised to have made it this far but knew he had to go until the end.
Then he saw Wumbo on one side of him, and Spartica on the other side.[/spoiler:3spt8bdx]
Better run Cubie, me and Spartfarts have shit to settle.
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Originally Posted by Sambama
He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"