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Thread: ERBoA #3: Yu Narukami vs. Jotaro Kujo

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    ERBoA #3: Yu Narukami vs. Jotaro Kujo


    Origins:
    Yu Narukami: Persona 4/Persona 4: The Animation
    Jotaro Kujo: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure


    Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRgq2AZpPVU

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!

    YU NARUKAMI!

    VS!

    JOOOTAROOO KUUUJOOO!


    BEGIN!

    Yu Narukami:

    Izanagi! Let's give this punk a painful crash course!
    You'll lose faster than Avdol did to Hol Horse!
    You got a wannabe Persona that's uglier than Slime,
    and a useless grandpa who's way past his prime.
    You need your Stand to fight, I can at least use a blade;
    how can you boast when you nearly got your ass kicked by an ape?
    I just need a simple Zio spell to take you down.
    It's a hard thing to do, but you took King Moron's crown!


    Jotaro Kujo:

    Nice bowlcut. Your mommy cut your hair?
    My Stand versus your Persona? We don't compare.
    Give me a fucking break; go ahead and unleash your compendium.
    You're no badass, you're just an emotionless bishounen.
    You and the gang solved a case that couldn't be more obvious.
    Adachi must've been laughing while you were at Junes being oblivious!
    You're gonna have to level up if you want to really go.
    But you're spending too much time hanging around with Nanako!


    Yu Narukami:

    You have no social skills; mine are maxed out.
    And I can tap more girls in a month than you can count.
    I'll kick your ass from Asia to Egypt;
    my Arcana must now be Fortune, 'cause every line is a crtical hit!
    I've got infinite potential, that's the power of zero.
    And I can use it to ORA ORA ORA your mom's ZA WARUDO!


    Jotaro Kujo:

    You're no Columbo, kid, stop playing detective.
    No matter what Arcana you change to, it won't be effective.
    You brag about all your Personas, but they're only useful in the TV.
    You need to step back into the real world if you think you can beat me.
    Go back to being silent, it's the only you're good at.
    I'd go after Nanako, but I need less intelligence to say that.


    WHO WON!?

    WHO'S NEXT!?

    YOU DECIDE!

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    PICRAPBATTLESOFANIME!


    Reference Guide:
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    Yu Narukami:
    Izanagi! Let's give this punk a painful crash course!
    Izanagi is Yu's main Persona that he is shown having in Arena and the anime. The rest is a basic line.
    You'll lose faster than Avdol did to Hol Horse!
    Avdol was an ally of Jotaro's, and was indeed beaten rather quickly by Hol Horse and J. Geil.
    You got a wannabe Persona that's uglier than Slime,
    Stands are quite similar to Persona's. Also, Slime: http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd27 ... /Slime.png
    and a useless grandpa who's way past his prime.
    Jotaro's grandfather is one of his allies. He was also the former protagonist of his arc, iirc.
    You need your Stand to fight, I can at least use a blade;
    Yu uses a katana to fight Shadows in the TV world along with his Persona, and Stand users generally only use their stand to attack.
    how can you boast when you nearly got your ass kicked by an ape?
    One of Jotaro's enemies in the early parts of his Arc was a monkey Stand user.
    I just need a simple Zio spell to take you down.
    Zio is the first of a line of lighting element spells, which Izanagi specializes in.
    It's a hard thing to do, but you took King Moron's crown!
    Morooka was a teacher at Yu's school, and was called "King Moron" by the students.

    Jotaro Kujo:
    Nice bowlcut. Your mommy cut your hair?
    Yu does indeed rock a bowlcut.
    My Stand versus your Persona? We don't compare.
    Basic line.
    Give me a fucking break; go ahead and unleash your compendium.
    Give me a #$%@ break is pretty much Jotaro's catch phrase in the English version. The compendium line is from Persona 4, where the player can register or summon Personas.
    You're no badass, you're just an emotionless bishounen.
    Due to Yu originally being a silent protagonist in the game, his emotions are decided by the player. Even in the anime, Yu was very deadpan.
    You and the gang solved a case that couldn't be more obvious.
    [b]"You and the gang" basically is Jotaro calling Yu and his friends the Scooby Doo gang. As for the rest, some people disliked the murder mystery in Persona, calling the culprit "obvious".
    Adachi must've been laughing while you were at Junes being oblivious!
    Adachi was the culprit in Persona 4. Junes was the usual meeting place for Yu and his friends.
    You're gonna have to level up if you want to really go.
    While Persona 4 does have an anime, it was originally an RPG. Thus, the level up line.
    But you're spending too much time hanging around with Nanako!
    In Persona 4, you can create Social Links with other NPCs. Jotaro is insinuating two things in this line. 1. Yu will never beat him, because he's maxing his SLs instead of grinding his level. And 2. Yu is a pedophile, as Nanako is a little girl.

    Yu Narukami:

    You have no social skills; mine are maxed out.
    Jotaro generally gets annoyed when women hit on him. In Persona 4, the player can work on Yu's attributes, which can have him unlock more Social Links.
    And I can tap more girls in a month than you can count.
    [b]Yu can acquire quite the, uh, harem if the player so inclines.[/b[
    I'll kick your ass from Asia to Egypt;
    Jotaro's adventure to defeat Dio spanned across Asia to Egypt.
    my Arcana must now be Fortune, 'cause every line is a crtical hit!
    Fortune associated with Luck, and Luck in RPG's generally increases the chance for a Critical.
    I've got infinite potential, that's the power of zero.
    The Fool Arcana falls under the number zero, and according to Igor, holds infinite or unlimited potential.
    And I can use it to ORA ORA ORA your mom's ZA WARUDO!
    Two memes that spanned from JBA were ORA ORA ORA (and to an extension, MUDA MUDA MUDA), and ZA WARUDO. I...think you guys can guess the euphemisms. Jotaro also cares quite deeply for his mother, Holly.

    Jotaro Kujo:

    You're no Columbo, kid, stop playing detective.
    Jotaro makes reference to Columbo occasionally in the English manga.
    No matter what Arcana you change to, it won't be effective.
    Due to being the Fool arcana, Yu can swap out whatever Persona, and also whatever Arcana, he wants.
    You brag about all your Personas, but they're only useful in the TV.
    Yu and his friends can only use their Personas in the TV world.
    You need to step back into the real world if you think you can beat me.
    Basic line, really.
    Go back to being silent, it's the only you're good at.
    Yu used to be a silent protagonist in the game.
    I'd go after Nanako, but I need less intelligence to say that.
    Reference to Yu's line about Holly. Yu cares quite a bit about his cousin Nanako, and thus, Jotaro is saying that Yu doesn't have any good lines, so, he has to stoop low in insulting someone he cares about, and Jotaro is too smart to do that. Also, in Persona 4, there are certain parts where you choose a dialogue option, but the game says "You wanted to say that, but you don't have enough *So-and-so.*"
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    Re: ERBoA #3: Yu Narukami vs. Jotaro Kujo

    I really like this. The only way I think t could be better is if you combined the lyrics into the video. Just Saiyan'.
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    Jotaro should've finished this by screaming ORAORAORA and punching Yu in the face.... But I still think Jotaro won!
    A normal ERB fan who's also a huge Anime fan!

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    Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko
    Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka?

    Games I love to death:

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    Danganronpa Series
    Rhythm Heaven Series
    Touhou Series
    Ace Attorney Series
    Girl's Frontline
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    Quote Originally Posted by nintenplayer View Post
    Jotaro should've finished this by screaming ORAORAORA and punching Yu in the face.... But I still think Jotaro won!
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