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Thread: ERBoA #4 Daisuke Niwa vs. Conan Edogawa

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    ERBoA #4 Daisuke Niwa vs. Conan Edogawa


    Origins:
    Daisuke Niwa: D.NAngel
    Conan Edogawa: Detective Conan/Case Closed


    Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AD8W8ELlTQ

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!

    DAISUKE NIWA!

    VS!

    CONAN EDOGAAAAWAAAAA!


    BEGIN!

    Daisuke Niwa:

    A rap battle? I don't think I'm prepared...
    ..wait, he's my opponent? And to think I was almost scared.
    A child detective, huh? Too bad nobody pays attention to you.
    Are you going to do your rapping through that idiot too?
    Not even your parents care, since they're always away.
    You've spent years searching for Gin and Vodka, but Dark could do it in a day!


    Conan Edogawa:

    I may be in the body of a child, but even I could whoop your ass!
    Though my condition doesn't compare to your messed up family's past.
    The case is already closed on this battle's victor.
    I'll continue solving crimes while you and Riku bicker.
    You're spineless, kid; your bite is as weak as your bark.
    Why don't you give me a challenge, and bring in Phantom Dark!?


    *Conan tosses a photo to Daisuke. Daisuke picks it up, and on the picture
    is Riku. This causes Daisuke to transform into Dark.*

    Phantom Dark:

    *yawn* Seriously? Another detective wants to challenge me?
    And this one has even less intelligence than I usually see.
    Your girl's pretty cute, too bad she's a killer.
    ...wait, nevermind, all the girls you know just look so similar.
    Why do you tell the whole damn world your secret, but not your girlfriend?
    I could've rapped seriously, but I don't bitch slap children.


    *Conan takes a pill out of his topic, and swallows it. Due to
    this, the poison is temporarily nullified, restoring
    him to Shinichi Kudo.*

    Shinichi Kudo:

    You won't take me serious as a child? No problem.
    You've never been caught? Yeesh, and I thought Kogoro was dumb.
    Without you, Daisuke would continue being a nameless loser.
    Also, why do you only transform when he gets a boner?
    I can solve any crime or mystery; Satoshi wishes he was this mentally powerful.
    But the real mystery is: "Why did you try to seduce a fourteen year old girl"?


    Phantom Dark:

    I deal with the supernatural every day, you're simply mundane.
    And your rapping is worse than your singing; your flow makes me wince in pain.
    You've been on your mission how long? It's safe to say you've failed.
    If you want to deduce who won, well, only one truth prevails.


    Shinichi Kudo:

    Fly away to someone who's wit you can actually match up to.
    That may be hard though, even Genta would have you looking like a fool!
    Even the Professor couldn't create a gadget to help you win here!
    Oh, and your long lost love? Sorry, I already got there.


    Reference Guide:

    Daisuke Niwa:
    Spoiler: 
    A rap battle? I don't think I'm prepared...
    Daisuke isn't exactly the most confident person.
    ..wait, he's my opponent? And to think I was almost scared.
    Pretty basic line. Conan's not really intimidating
    A child detective, huh? Too bad nobody pays attention to you.
    In his series, due to the fact Conan is a child, people rarely listen to him when it comes to cases.
    Are you going to do your rapping through that idiot too?
    Daisuke is referring to Kogoro, who Conan usually knocks out with a sleeping dart in his wristwatch, and then solves the case using him as a mouthpiece. (And his bowtie allows him to change his voice.)
    Not even your parents care, since they're always away.
    Conan's/Shinichi's parents are indeed usually away from home, with his father being a writer and his mother being an actress.
    You've spent years searching for Gin and Vodka, but Dark could do it in a day!
    Detective Conan/Case Closed is a LONG series...and Conan has made barely any progress on apprehending the people who turned him into a child.

    Conan Edogawa:
    I may be in the body of a child, but even I could whoop your ass!
    Fairly basic line. Conan is saying that even though he's currently a kid, he could still beat Daisuke in a fight.
    Though my condition doesn't compare to your messed up family's past.
    Daisuke's family does indeed have an...odd past.
    The case is already closed on this battle's victor.
    Reference around the english name for Conan's series, Case Closed.
    I'll continue solving crimes while you and Riku bicker.
    Daisuke and Riku have an interesting relationship, what with Riku being a bit tsundere.
    You're spineless, kid; your bite is as weak as your bark.
    Basic line. Mainly used to set up the rhyme for the next line.
    Why don't you give me a challenge, and bring in Phantom Dark!?
    Phantom Dark is the "alter-ego" of Daisuke, and is summoned to perform thefts of magical objects.

    Phantom Dark:
    *yawn* Seriously? Another detective wants to challenge me?
    In Dark's line of work, he does have to deal with several detectives.
    And this one has even less intelligence than I usually see.
    Pretty basic line.
    Your girl's pretty cute, too bad she's a killer.
    Dark has a habit of hitting on woman. This is also a bit of a Berserk Button for Conan/Shinichi.
    ...wait, nevermind, all the girls you know just look so similar.
    Attack on the series' art style. A lot of the woman (and to a lesser extent the men) look quite similar.
    Why do you tell the whole damn world your secret, but not your girlfriend?
    Quite a few people know that Conan is actually Shinichi Kudo...except for Ran.
    I could've rapped seriously, but I don't bitch slap children.
    Pretty much a basic way to bring in Shinichi.

    Shinichi Kudo:
    You won't take me serious as a child? No problem.
    Basic line.
    You've never been caught? Yeesh, and I thought Kogoro was dumb.
    Kogoro is quite incompetent without Conan/Shinichi's help. Shinichi is insulting both Dark and their city's police force with this line.
    Without you, Daisuke would continue being a loveless loser.
    In the very first episode/chapter, Daisuke is rejected by his longtime crush.
    Also, why do you only transform when he gets a boner?
    Daisuke transforms into Dark whenever he thinks about his true love.
    I can solve any crime or mystery; Satoshi wishes he was this mentally powerful.
    Satoshi and Krad (Satoshi's alter-ego) are the rivals/antagonists for the series.
    But the real mystery is: "Why did you try to seduce a fourteen year old girl"?
    Dark hit on Risa, (Daisuke's original crush) and even kissed her. Mainly because she reminded him of her grandmother, which was his lost love.

    Phantom Dark:
    I deal with the supernatural every day, you're simply mundane.
    Dark is usually tasked with stealing/rescuing magical relics.
    And your rapping is worse than your singing; your flow makes me wince in pain.
    A prominent running gag in Shinichi's is series is that he has no singing ability at all.
    You've been on your mission how long? It's safe to say you've failed.
    Again, Detective Conan has been running for a really fucking long time XD
    If you want to deduce who won, well, only one truth prevails.
    Joke on Shinichi's english catch phrase.

    Shinichi Kudo:
    Fly away to someone who's wit you can actually match up to.
    Dark can indeed fly using a magic pet of Daisuke's.
    That may be hard though, even Genta would have you looking like a fool!
    Genta is one of Conan's friends when he is in his child body. Genta is probably the least intelligent of the group.
    Even the Professor couldn't create a gadget to help you win here!
    Professor Agasi creates all of Conan's gadgets, which allow him to solve crimes even though he is currently a child.
    Oh, and your long lost love? Sorry, I already got there.
    Shinichi is saying he already slept with Dark's true love.
    Last edited by FoolMeNever; 10-05-2013 at 01:26 PM.
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    Re: ERBoA #4 Daisuke Niwa vs. Conan Edogawa

    You should add a list of all the references you used

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    Re: ERBoA #4 Daisuke Niwa vs. Conan Edogawa

    Quote Originally Posted by Clemi
    You should add a list of all the references you used
    I do plan to. I was just lazy today. :P
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