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Thread: Epic-ish Rap Bottles of the Future

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    Epic-ish Rap Bottles of the Future

    Episode 1: boR vs Rob ft. Mykey and Dion

    (boR is Rob's evil stepbrother who has been dead since 1955, his goal was to delete ERBoH.com)
    BEGIN

    boR: I am the man who deleted ERBoH.com and now i will delete this phony,
    who thinks he is an epic leader when there are guys like joseph kony!
    Dion does all the work, and he types with his butt,
    i've seen sexier admins tied up next to jabba the hutt!!
    i knew you were trouble when i logged on,
    there are 1591 total members, and you should be gone!

    Rob: oh boR, you are such a bore,
    keeping you dicks away is like a chore!
    just delete your account, and stop hating,
    you are also a slow typer, quit keeping me waiting!
    ill have lilychi draw slenderman and stalk your puny ass,
    ill get my pal myke to explain why you are crass!

    Mykey: You have stupid looking hair,
    your eyes are puke green,
    your body looks like a pear,
    you have a stupid spleen!

    boR: HA! your silly forumers wont save you now,
    i am a giant fucking snake who will eat your cow!
    yo mama is so fat she sits next to everyone,
    i am doing my goomba stomp so you better run!!!!

    *boR goomba stomps Rob*

    Announcer: Rob is dead... will anyone take over?

    Dion: i will....
    FUCK YOU BOR YOU KILLED OUR FIRST ADMIN,
    I WILL KEEP THIS SITE ALIVE, YOU WILL NEVER WIN!
    YOU STUPID BASTARD I WILL EAT YOUR ORGANS LIKE STEAK,
    ILL COOK UP ALL YOU TROLLS, BAKE A TROLL-CAKE!

    WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIIIIIIIIII- *cough*
    EPIC-ish.. RAP BOTTLES OF THE FUTURRRRRE!!!
    Check out the forum topic for Season 4!
    Ask QUESTIONS and make REQUESTS!

    http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...odies-Season-4
    Spoiler: 

  2. #2
    sane's Avatar A Beautiful Sunset at Noon
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    Re: Epic-ish Rap Bottles of the Future

    wut


    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    Good job Sane. You killed the forum.

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    Re: Epic-ish Rap Bottles of the Future

    Quote Originally Posted by SaneButStrange
    wut
    amazin right???
    Check out the forum topic for Season 4!
    Ask QUESTIONS and make REQUESTS!

    http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...odies-Season-4
    Spoiler: 

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    Re: Epic-ish Rap Bottles of the Future

    This battle made me hungry. :0

    Resident Skumfuk

    Spoiler: 
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    *SEXUAL TENSION*

    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    ...I can almost smell your acumen
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH
    Dion the great, the first to spoketh with peter the nice, the first to modeth globally, the first to donatith
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Dion's a true ERB gambler
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Every one on this forum has a crush on Dion. No exceptions. Why? Because you're freakin' dead if you don't have a crush on Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    I can never stop changing my username.
    Personally, Dion, Dion, and Dion were your best. It all went downhill when you chose Dion, though. Should've stuck with Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chat Box
    Wumbo: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dion: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dr. Facilier: Dion you wont be in it
    Dion: Won't be in what?
    Umbreon: Kingdom Hearts 3 apparently
    Dion: I will be in Kingdom Hearts 3.
    Umbreon: Dion will be the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    My mom bought new soup bowls. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
    Wear them as a bra, Top.
    I can't. They're for soup, not my luscious breasts. Plus they have handles. I can't wear a bra with handles.
    Quote Originally Posted by 0 View Post
    Dion: "Do any of you culture-less shit bags even watch anime?!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    If we were in a 1950s high school, Dion would be like the dreamy hunk and we're all just innocent poodle skirt-wearing girls harboring a deep deep love for him
    Quote Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
    [23-07, 03:21] Lohuydahutt: * Lohuydahutt comes in at a completely random time and becomes attracted to Dion for some inexplicable reason

    It's been 30 minutes since the Kingdom Hearts 3 announcement, and my life has turned around for the better. I stopped doing hard drugs, and my grades have improved by margins. I got off the streets and got a real job. I called my mom who I haven't talked to in years and introduced her to my girlfriend I met 29 minutes ago, Emma Watson. Upon hanging up the phone, Taco Bell arrived with my delivery and the driver gave me his winning lotto ticket. Emma and I then proceeded to cuddle while watching Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan. I am typing this from my waterbed on my Yacht in the Tropics. This has been a good day... Ah, I have to go guys... Emma just fell asleep on my washboard 12pac abs that I got from doing sit ups 5 minutes ago. Don't want to disturb her. It almost feels like a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...

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    Re: Epic-ish Rap Bottles of the Future

    Episode 2: Mumbo vs Wumbo

    (Mumbo is Wumbo's evil half step brother who's goal is to steal Wumbo's epic abs to power his spaceship)

    BEGIN

    Mumbo: Hey nice abs can i give them a lick?
    i iz never gonna do dat because you taste like dick!
    just gimme them so i can power my spaceship,
    i got a very big gun and a very big whip!
    i can also read the future, guess what,
    your first verse is gonna kiss chicken butt!

    Wumbo: HELLO evil step brother, im gonna kick your balls,
    you are from Banjo Kazooie, that sucks my bluish painted walls!!
    you stole my damn name, and just flipped the W,
    that makes you a rip off you Mumbo-poo!
    heres an emoticon hope that cheered you up,
    you need to grow up, you little butter cup!

    Mumbo: Wumbo Wumbo Wumbo Wumbo Wumbo,
    i just said your name 5 times now give me a blow!
    Mumbo will rule the world, you are just gay,
    HEY!
    i am the better woman, :0
    i mean the better man!!!!!!

    Wumbo: I knew you were a woman now you are gonna die,
    i will eat you up in my wumbo pie!
    I will play my banjo while you fall in a Kazooie,
    i hope wumbo doesnt read this, he will have no clue-ie....

    erm-- WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!
    EPIC.. (spaceship takes off past logo) RAP BOTTLES OF THE FUTURE!!!!
    Check out the forum topic for Season 4!
    Ask QUESTIONS and make REQUESTS!

    http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...odies-Season-4
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    Re: Epic-ish Rap Bottles of the Future

    Are you just going through the entire forum?
    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    I once heard Ranger was a legend.
    Now I can confirm Ranger is a legend.

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    Re: Epic-ish Rap Bottles of the Future

    Quote Originally Posted by rangernumberx
    Are you just going through the entire forum?
    whatchu mean?
    Check out the forum topic for Season 4!
    Ask QUESTIONS and make REQUESTS!

    http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...odies-Season-4
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    Re: Epic-ish Rap Bottles of the Future

    Are you using everyone in a battle?


    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    Good job Sane. You killed the forum.

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    Re: Epic-ish Rap Bottles of the Future

    Quote Originally Posted by SaneButStrange
    Are you using everyone in a battle?
    yush! and since you are first to ask you are in the next rap bottle!
    :D
    Check out the forum topic for Season 4!
    Ask QUESTIONS and make REQUESTS!

    http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...odies-Season-4
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    Re: Epic-ish Rap Bottles of the Future

    Allright.


    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    Good job Sane. You killed the forum.

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