Episode 1: boR vs Rob ft. Mykey and Dion

(boR is Rob's evil stepbrother who has been dead since 1955, his goal was to delete ERBoH.com)
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boR: I am the man who deleted ERBoH.com and now i will delete this phony,
who thinks he is an epic leader when there are guys like joseph kony!
Dion does all the work, and he types with his butt,
i've seen sexier admins tied up next to jabba the hutt!!
i knew you were trouble when i logged on,
there are 1591 total members, and you should be gone!

Rob: oh boR, you are such a bore,
keeping you dicks away is like a chore!
just delete your account, and stop hating,
you are also a slow typer, quit keeping me waiting!
ill have lilychi draw slenderman and stalk your puny ass,
ill get my pal myke to explain why you are crass!

Mykey: You have stupid looking hair,
your eyes are puke green,
your body looks like a pear,
you have a stupid spleen!

boR: HA! your silly forumers wont save you now,
i am a giant fucking snake who will eat your cow!
yo mama is so fat she sits next to everyone,
i am doing my goomba stomp so you better run!!!!

*boR goomba stomps Rob*

Announcer: Rob is dead... will anyone take over?

Dion: i will....
FUCK YOU BOR YOU KILLED OUR FIRST ADMIN,
I WILL KEEP THIS SITE ALIVE, YOU WILL NEVER WIN!
YOU STUPID BASTARD I WILL EAT YOUR ORGANS LIKE STEAK,
ILL COOK UP ALL YOU TROLLS, BAKE A TROLL-CAKE!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIIIIIIIIII- *cough*
EPIC-ish.. RAP BOTTLES OF THE FUTURRRRRE!!!