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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    I'm very, very sorry for there being no reviews. I had school. All things you guys have requested are on my to-review list. Thank you for being patient, and here is my review of Timmy Turner's Cerebros vs. Darkrai. Just to make things clear, I won't be doing the different rounds for this review. Instead, I'll review the rappers individually and all of their lines overall.
    [spoiler:24ozy3eo]Cerebros: The red collar line is funny. I never thought of that thing as a collar. The last line is OK too. 7/10

    Darkrai: The brainless line is funny, since he literally has no brain. There are also some good ones thrown in the middle. I've never heard the term ''death-curious'' before, but it's a good line. His last verse has a good beginning8/10

    The Emissary: I'm going to be honest, I didn't think The Emissary's lines were that good. There's a few good lines, but most of these aren't amazing. 6/10

    Shadow the Hedgehog: Shadow doesn't get many lines, but the ones he does have are pretty good, I suppose. Nothing spectacular, but still good. 7.5/10

    Chancellor Palpatine: His first few lines are good, his last few aren't really. Just about as good as Shadow. 7.5/10

    Fortress Maximus: The ending few lines are OK I suppose. Not amazingly clever, but very few verses are. 7/10

    Overall: This battle's all over the place. It's kind of hard to keep track of, and it kind of feels like quantity over quality. Your later battles are much better, but this one isn't bad either. 7/10

    Final Results:
    Cerebros: 7/10
    Darkrai: 8/10
    The Emissary: 6/10
    Shadow the Hedgehog: 7.5/10
    Chancellor Palpatine: 7.5/10
    Fortress Maximus: 7/10

    Total Score: 51/70
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Now I'm reviewing ZeMasked's Elite Beat Agents vs. Ice Climbers battle.
    [spoiler:3ovhn7xc]Elite Beat Agents-Round 1: Dang, this is a good verse. The Smash Bros. line is absolutely awesome. Actually, just about all of the lines after that are great. Excellent start to the battle. 9/10

    Ice Climbers-Round 1: The Men-In-Black line is good, and the Smash Bros. line is pretty funny. But this doesn't beat the Agents' verse. 7.5/10

    Elite Beat Agents-Round 2: The last line about sleeping with the fishes is actually pretty great. Aside from that, not much to see here. 7.5/10

    Ice Climbers-Round 2: The frozen or drowned line is OK, and the last line is sort of funny. But again, not as good as the Elite Beat Agents. 7/10

    Overall: I really enjoyed this one. One of your better battles to be sure. It barely misses the 40, but it's still up there with some of your best. 8.5/10

    Final Results:
    Elite Beat Agents: 16.5/20
    Ice Climbers: 14.5/20

    Total Score: 39.5/10
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    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Now I'm reviewing ZeMasked's Elite Beat Agents vs. Ice Climbers battle.
    [spoiler:35tirfgg]Elite Beat Agents-Round 1: Dang, this is a good verse. The Smash Bros. line is absolutely awesome. Actually, just about all of the lines after that are great. Excellent start to the battle. 9/10

    Ice Climbers-Round 1: The Men-In-Black line is good, and the Smash Bros. line is pretty funny. But this doesn't beat the Agents' verse. 7.5/10

    Elite Beat Agents-Round 2: The last line about sleeping with the fishes is actually pretty great. Aside from that, not much to see here. 7.5/10

    Ice Climbers-Round 2: The frozen or drowned line is OK, and the last line is sort of funny. But again, not as good as the Elite Beat Agents. 7/10

    Overall: I really enjoyed this one. One of your better battles to be sure. It barely misses the 40, but it's still up there with some of your best. 8.5/10

    Final Results:
    Elite Beat Agents: 16.5/20
    Ice Climbers: 14.5/20

    Total Score: 39.5/10
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by sunkistluva
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Now I'm reviewing ZeMasked's Elite Beat Agents vs. Ice Climbers battle.
    [spoiler:3i8i5chs]Elite Beat Agents-Round 1: Dang, this is a good verse. The Smash Bros. line is absolutely awesome. Actually, just about all of the lines after that are great. Excellent start to the battle. 9/10

    Ice Climbers-Round 1: The Men-In-Black line is good, and the Smash Bros. line is pretty funny. But this doesn't beat the Agents' verse. 7.5/10

    Elite Beat Agents-Round 2: The last line about sleeping with the fishes is actually pretty great. Aside from that, not much to see here. 7.5/10

    Ice Climbers-Round 2: The frozen or drowned line is OK, and the last line is sort of funny. But again, not as good as the Elite Beat Agents. 7/10

    Overall: I really enjoyed this one. One of your better battles to be sure. It barely misses the 40, but it's still up there with some of your best. 8.5/10

    Final Results:
    Elite Beat Agents: 16.5/20
    Ice Climbers: 14.5/20

    Total Score: 39.5/10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by sunkistluva
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    Now I'm reviewing ZeMasked's Elite Beat Agents vs. Ice Climbers battle.
    [spoiler:n3kg1neh]Elite Beat Agents-Round 1: Dang, this is a good verse. The Smash Bros. line is absolutely awesome. Actually, just about all of the lines after that are great. Excellent start to the battle. 9/10

    Ice Climbers-Round 1: The Men-In-Black line is good, and the Smash Bros. line is pretty funny. But this doesn't beat the Agents' verse. 7.5/10

    Elite Beat Agents-Round 2: The last line about sleeping with the fishes is actually pretty great. Aside from that, not much to see here. 7.5/10

    Ice Climbers-Round 2: The frozen or drowned line is OK, and the last line is sort of funny. But again, not as good as the Elite Beat Agents. 7/10

    Overall: I really enjoyed this one. One of your better battles to be sure. It barely misses the 40, but it's still up there with some of your best. 8.5/10

    Final Results:
    Elite Beat Agents: 16.5/20
    Ice Climbers: 14.5/20

    Total Score: 39.5/10
    [/spoiler:n3kg1neh]
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Now I'm reviewing God of Bronies' Ash Ketchum vs. Charles Darwin.
    [spoiler:21fhpjph]Ash Ketchum-Round 1: I love the natural selection line. The ending few lines are pretty good as well. 8/10

    Charles Darwin-Round 1: The boy or a girl line is funny, and the super effective line is OK. I just don't think this beats Ash's first verse. 7/10

    Pikachu-Round 2: The last line about ''finch-sized balls'' is funny. The other lines aren't great. An OK verse. 7/10

    Charles Darwin-Round 2: The last line, ''quod erat demonstrandum'' is a good line. Not quite good enough to win the battle for him. 7/10

    Overall: This battle was decent. The lines are definitely clever. If you just put a little bit more effort, these will be awesome. 7.5/10

    Final Results:
    Ash Ketchum: 8/10 (equivalent to 16/20)
    Pikachu: 7/10 (equivalent to 14/20)
    Ash Ketchum and Pikachu: 15/20
    Charles Darwin: 14/20

    Total Score: 36.5/50
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Alot of people told me this liked one, (i always thought it sucked. :shrug ) And I never had you review it. My Ozzy Osbourne vs Thomas Edison?


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    Thanks peeps <3333

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Next is my review, I can't wait.
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    It better be Ralph vs Walt. Dat was epic!


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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    Alot of people told me this liked one, (i always thought it sucked. :shrug ) And I never had you review it. My Ozzy Osbourne vs Thomas Edison?
    Sure.

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    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
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    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
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