Presidential Reviews

[B.S.B]

Do mercury vs sinatra!

[WWEFan]

Review my Jesse James vs Al Capone and my Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin, please!

[Samos]

I'm really sorry about the recent lack of reviews. School has been hard. But now I have a new strategy and schedule for reviewing these battles. I think I should be able to to them at least once a day, maybe two on each weekend.

But now it's time for a return. Frank Sinatra vs. Freddie Mercury. Takanuva vs. Light Yagami's review will be tomorrow.
[spoiler:dfpksulx]Beat: I like it a lot, mainly because it’s pretty symbolic. It has the feel of a triumphant return, which is what this battle is. I definitely feel Freddie Mercury in my bones after listening. 8.5/10

Impressions and Costumes: Freddie Mercury’s costume is awesome, and his impression isn’t bad either. For Sinatra, they really messed up the hair in my opinion. Wouldn’t it make more sense if they just had Lloyd wear a hat and maybe put on some fake sideburns? Still, they get bonus points for getting the eyes right. 7/10

Frank Sinatra-Round 1: A great start with the reference to a Queen song. It slows down, but the Bicycle Race line picks it up. To close the verse, a line that my friends and I found hilarious. 8.5/10

Freddie Mercury-Round 1: This is really clever. It gets amazing, starting with the My Way line. From there, just about everything is fantastic. It would take too long to list every line in this verse I loved. Honestly, one of the best verses in ERB history. 9.5/10

Frank Sinatra-Round 2: The Sammy Davis cameo was funny, but the main highlight of this verse is the last line. It’s an odd metaphor, but a clever one. 7.5/10

Freddie Mercury-Round 2: I really like how he takes advantage of the fact that he died of AIDS and makes clever lines about it. Especially the last line, which was good enough to become my new avatar. 9.5/10

Overall: The only reason this one any hate is because a few people didn’t know who these people were, which honestly is really sad. Anyway, this battle is definitely one of the best ones they’ve ever made, just because of all of the clever lines. 9/10

Final Results:
Frank Sinatra: 16/20
Freddie Mercury: 19/20

Total Score: 59.5/70[/spoiler:dfpksulx]

[Spars]

My Obama vs Romney.. can you do it before my other reviews?

[Samos]

My Obama vs Romney.. can you do it before my other reviews?

OK.

Speaking of which, everything that has been requested by everybody is going on my list now.

[Faker]

Can you review my Mark Zuckerberg vs my Shigeru Miyamoto battle?

[Samos]

Can you review my Mark Zuckerberg vs my Shigeru Miyamoto battle?

Alright.

[Samos]

Hi. I'm going to do serious reviews of the ERBs. Why? Because I feel like it. Keep in mind these are my own personal opinion. If I offend someone somehow, I apologize.
First one: John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly. Enjoy.

[spoiler:3irt7chp]The Beat: It's catchy. It's not extremely epic, though. More of just a beat that you get stuck in your head. 7.5/10

Impressions and Costumes: Honestly, not very good at all. It doesn't really seem like they were doing impressions at all, just reading the lyrics in their own voices. 3/10

John Lennon-Round 1: He starts off strong with his Help line. Then mainly a few insults about Bill's short temper. His LSD sh*t line was pretty funny, and so was the George Bush line. Pretty good. 8.5/10

Bill O'Reilly-Round 1: Unlike his opponent, Bill doesn't get strong until the end. His first good line was the George Harrison line. The best line of the battle was the Yoko Ono line. But, for the most part, Bill O'Reilly was average here. 7.5/10

John Lennon-Round 2: John starts off good here with a few references to his songs, but ends weak. Still, the good beginning gets it a good rating. 8/10

Bill O'Reilly-Round 2: I liked the $10,000 shoes line, but that's about it. Yeah, he mentions his catch phrase, funny, but rather predictable. 7/10

Overall: This was the first rap battle, and it shows. Compared to the other battles, it's rather weak. But that's because the battles still had much evolving to do. And if you think of it as its own video, rather than one in a series, it's pretty good. 7/10

Final Results:
John Lennon: 16.5/20
Bill O'Reilly: 14.5/20

Total Score: 48.5/70[/spoiler:3irt7chp]

To-Review List:
Takanuva vs. Light Yagami-Toa Tahu the Brickman
N vs. Count Bleck-ZeMasked
Percy Jackson vs. Link-Roy49
Freddie Mercury vs. Bruno Mars-Erblover98
Jhonen Vasquez vs. Vlad Plasimus-Timmy Turner
Willy Wonka vs. Random Toon and Coach Kong-Timmy Turner
Knuckles vs. Tyson-Adonis
Slenderman vs. The Bogeyman-FoolMeNever
Slenderman vs. Mr. Fantastic-SaneButStrange
Edward Cullen vs. Albert Wesker-Sergeant Spike
Steve vs. Maxwell-Cameron
Hopspin vs. Rucka Rucka ali-SuperRapz
Obama vs Romney-Spartica4Real
Barney Stinston vs. Ash Ketchum-Spartica4Real
Eminem vs. Steve Miller-Uprising
Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin-Spartica4Real
Siri vs. GLaDOS Round 2-Funnybone
Jesse James vs. Al Capone-ERBFan2875/WWEFan101
Ash Ketchum vs. Charles Darwin-ERBFan2875/WWEFan101
Mark Zuckerberg vs. Shigeru Miyamoto-Sergeant Spike

Here's the list, as of now. If anything needs to be changed, tell me.

[Spars]

If you do one a day. starting tomorrow.. it'll be 13 days until my first review.

[Samos]

If you do one a day. starting tomorrow.. it'll be 13 days until my first review.

Yeah, sorry about that. Hopefully, I can do more than one on some days.