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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by The Batman
    Can you switch my Chris Griffin vs Luke Skywalker battle with my batman battle? I think its better, and I want to see how good it is.
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    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

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    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    also can you review my Jack the Ripper vs Unabomber battle? xD

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Here's Funnybone's second Siri vs. GLaDOS. Next is WWEFan101's Jesse James vs. Al Capone.
    [spoiler:1z5648zr]Siri-Round 1: The ending few lines are slightly better than the beginning ones. I think more jokes should be mad instead of just fact listing. 7/10

    GLaDOS-Round 1: These lines are better. The jokes are funnier and more well thought out than Siri’s first verse. 8/10

    Siri-Round 2: I wasn’t really impressed with this verse. Siri’s lines were not as clever as they could have been, sadly. 6.5/10

    GLaDOS-Round 2: Not that great of a start, but around the ‘’Steve Jobs's sex toy’‘ line it improves. GLaDOS wins this battle, hands down. 7.5/10

    Overall: A bit one-sided, and the lines in some parts aren’t too clever, but this battle does have some decent lines. Make more jokes about the facts and these can be good. 7/10

    Final Results:
    Siri: 13.5/20
    GlaDOS: 15.5/20

    Total Score: 36/50
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    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Here's WWEFan101's Jesse James vs. Al Capone. Next will be his Ash Ketchum vs. Charles Darwin. Also, just to clarify, I don't watch the ERBs until the come out on youtube with video, so I won't be reviewing Moses vs. Santa Claus until then.
    [spoiler:39h9hk9d]Al Capone: The beginning of this verse’s second half is rather impressive. Not the best verse, but still pretty good. 14.5/20

    Jesse James: A lot of these lines are above average. I wouldn’t necessarily call them great lines, but above average. 15/20

    Overall: This battle was alright. I would recommend making more jokes instead of just listing facts, which you do a little better in your later battles. 7.5/10

    Final Results:
    Al Capone: 14.5/20
    Jesse James: 15/20

    Total Score: 37/50[
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    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Hey, on your 1st page, it doesn't say my Chris Griffin vs Luke Skywalker. I think it was because I asked for you to switch, and you said ok, and put batman vs heisenberg toward the bottom, but forgot to put Chris at the top

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Quote Originally Posted by The Batman
    Hey, on your 1st page, it doesn't say my Chris Griffin vs Luke Skywalker. I think it was because I asked for you to switch, and you said ok, and put batman vs heisenberg toward the bottom, but forgot to put Chris at the top
    OK, it's changed now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Batman
    Hey, on your 1st page, it doesn't say my Chris Griffin vs Luke Skywalker. I think it was because I asked for you to switch, and you said ok, and put batman vs heisenberg toward the bottom, but forgot to put Chris at the top
    OK, it's changed now.
    I wanted chris griffin vs luke switched with my batman battle. Also, I think it was a little higher on the list....

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Here's WWEFan101's Ash Ketchum vs. Charles Darwin. Next is Sinister Spike's Edward Cullen vs. Albert Wesker.
    [spoiler:2qsvqu6d]Charles Darwin: I was somewhat impressed with the pokemon references. The last line isn’t that bad either. 16/20

    Ash Ketchum: Honestly, not too impressive. He didn’t have very many lines, and the ones he did have could have been more clever. 11.5/20

    Overall: This battle seems a bit one-sided, but it’s still pretty enjoyable. Still, try to make more jokes about the facts instead of just listing them. 7/10

    Final Results:
    Charles Darwin: 16/20
    Ash Ketchum: 11.5/20

    Total Score: 35.5/50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
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    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
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    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    My first battle reviewed... So close but so far away xD

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    Re: HipsterSamuel reviews

    Can you review my Doomsday introduction?

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