Presidential Reviews

[Samos]

Here's SaneButStrange's First Diss Rap. Next is Terminator vs. Robocop.
[spoiler:22w58g3g]Intro: This isn’t a very long intro, so there isn’t much room for jokes, but the jokes it does attempt work really well. I thought the Skrillex thing was hilarious. 8/10

Beat: The beat is certainly different from any other dis rap beats. It seems a bit too light-hearted for a dis rap, but I can imagine it going with the lyrics. 7/10

Dis Rap: The first half of the dis rap is OK, but near the end starting at the Error 404 line it really picks up. The best line is that last line. 8/10

Total Score: 23/30[/spoiler:22w58g3g]

[Batman Heisenberg]

So excited to see what you think Sam of my new battle!

[Samos]

Here's my review of Rick Grimes' Terminator vs. Robocop. Next is Betty White vs. Superman.
[spoiler:2f1vf4dz]Robocop: His 1st verse has some very good lines, like the heavy line, the bath tub line and the John Connor line. His 2nd verse has some lines with potential that aren’t executed well. 15.5/20

Terminator: The 80’s toys line and garbage can in the 1st verse are alright. His 2nd verse feels a bit repetitive. 14.5/20

Bender: The lines directed towards Robocop are more clever than the lines directed towards Terminator. Some of his lines are good, but the lines near the end aren’t great. 15/20

Overall: This battle is probably your best one yet. Some of the lines don’t really have a point, others are great, but overall, I was pretty satisfied. 7.5/10

Final Results:
Robocop: 15.5/20
Terminator: 14.5/20
Bender: 15/20

Total Score: 52.5/70 (equivalent to 37.5/50)[/spoiler:2f1vf4dz]

[Batman Heisenberg]

Awesome, thanks! Also, at the pace I'm going, add EFBoM #6 to this list.

[Batman Heisenberg]

The battle is Julius Caesar vs George Washington, just an FYI.

[Samos]

Here's my review of Rick Grimes' Betty White vs. Superman. Next is Jirachi vs. Victini.
[spoiler:282fph4u]Betty White-Round 1: The beginning of the verse isn’t too impressive. It’s not until the end that she has some great lines, like the coleslaw line and the last line. 7/10

Superman-Round 1: This verse also has a slow beginning, but it picks up faster than Betty’s verse. The middle is great, but the beginning and end could be better. 7/10

Betty White-Round 2: Again, the ending is the strong point in this verse. I liked the Doctors Notice line and the line about writing. 7/10

Superman-Round 2: The lines about her age are great. This is the best verse of the battle, and it certainly earns Superman the win to me. 8/10

Overall: Some of the lines begin well, but seem to have average ends and follow-ups. I enjoyed this battle, but if every line had a good follow up and ending, it would be even better. 7.5/10

Final Results:
Betty White: 14/20
Superman: 15/20

Total Score: 36.5/50[/spoiler:282fph4u]

[sane]

Here's SaneButStrange's First Diss Rap. Next is Terminator vs. Robocop.
[spoiler:v9huu2m5]Intro: This isn’t a very long intro, so there isn’t much room for jokes, but the jokes it does attempt work really well. I thought the Skrillex thing was hilarious. 8/10

Beat: The beat is certainly different from any other dis rap beats. It seems a bit too light-hearted for a dis rap, but I can imagine it going with the lyrics. 7/10

Dis Rap: The first half of the dis rap is OK, but near the end starting at the Error 404 line it really picks up. The best line is that last line. 8/10

Total Score: 23/30[/spoiler:v9huu2m5]

[Samos]

Here's my review of Yackerz's and rangernumberx's Jirachi vs. Victini. Next is Dr. Phil vs. Oprah.
[spoiler:1hq2bs5z]Victini-Round 1: A good start with the calm mind line, the victory line and the CD-ROM line, even though it doesn’t have much to do with either pokemon. The end is great too. 8/10

Jirachi-Round 1: This verse is just as good in my opinion. The first line, Unova Dex line, Zoroark line and especially the True Eye line are all awesome. 8/10

Victini-Round 2: This is another great verse. The best lines are the Incinerate line and the Earthquake line, in my opinion. 8/10

Jirachi-Round 2: This verse just goes all out, with some really epic lines, like the Absol, Haxorous and Liberty lines. The best verse of the battle, it earns Jirachi the win. 9/10

Overall: I think this is one of the best fan made battles I’ve ever read. The references are great, the puns are great, I can’t find anything negative to say about it. 8.5/10

Final Results:
Victini: 16/20
Jirachi: 17/20

Total Score: 41.5/50[/spoiler:1hq2bs5z]

[Samos]

Here's my review of Sparrowhelper's Dr. Phil vs. Oprah. Next is Midas vs. Medusa.
[spoiler:2h06t8gg]Oprah Winfrey-Round 1: The lines in this verse aren’t really jokes, mainly just flat out facts and opinions. I feel the lines are too obvious here. 6.5/10

Doctor Phil-Round 1: The beginning of this verse is pretty great. The rest of the verse is sort of obvious, but still funny. 7.5/10

Oprah Winfrey-Round 2: Maybe I’m just not getting the jokes in this verse, but I wasn’t too impressed with this verse either. The last line is OK though. 7/10

Doctor Phil-Round 2: I love the opera line, but I’m not sure how it rhymes with anything else in the verse. Still, I find this the best verse of the battle. 8/10

Overall: A lot of the lines in this battle are too obvious. Just add some more subtlety and I think your battles would be awesome. 7.5/10

Final Results:
Oprah Winfrey: 13.5/20
Doctor Phil: 15.5/20

Total Score: 36.5/50[/spoiler:2h06t8gg]

[Batman Heisenberg]

In case you wanna know, EFBoM #6 is Joseph Stalin vs Adolf Hitler. Put EFBoM #7 on the list too please.