Presidential Reviews

[Sparrowhelper]

I guess I'll give it an early release:
[spoiler:2ieqzh4s]eeeeeEeeEEEEeeEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF…………… HISTORYYY!!!

HILLARY CLINTON!!

VERSUS!!

KING HENRY VIII!!!

BEEHHHGIN!!!

Clinton:
Time for a battle between two bitches,
Trying to get rid of me? Get new idea pitches.
You've beheaded two wives, your son died before fully grown,
You twisted a new way of religion, try handling situations on your own!
You've married one too many woman, are you gay or do you like getting knocked,
You probably are, you wanna Seymour cocks?
I win what I want to, kicking ass is what I do,
You married two Catherine's but I don't blame ya, I'd divorce you too.
Your named the 8th, your reign should've ended at one,
I have more pubic hair than your beard, how much do you weigh, a ton?

Henry VIII:
Watch your mouth b***h, you better not be talkin’ to me,
I’m already tired of your nagging, someone execute this ho! Please!
Yelling at a king? What about your husband, Bill?
Getting a divorce from a man that cheated on you gives you chills?
You know you couldn’t succeed without his money,
Here, Hillary, let me tell you something funny,
Men do all the hard work, because we know you girls can’t,
We better run! Hillary’s going to attack with another rant
Board up the castle, or get in your P.J’s, just be ready to sleep
With this insecure hag around, there’s no doubt I’ll be countin’ sheep!

Clinton:
You had six wives but couldn't even get a son,
You're messing with an OG, betta run.
You never acted like a king, just a man-whore,
Getting scared, Henry? Going to knock back at the church's door.
I don't give a shit about your plan or reformation,
f**k off, biggest loser, this is my nation!

Henry:
My wives are my own business, go away for a while
Why do you feel the urge to act like such a little child?
Ah, f**k it, and yourself, and your entire campaign,
There is not much you could say to stop Henry’s reign.
Go back to the room in a household in which you belong,
Make me a sandwich, and I’ll cut off your head if you do it wrong.


WHO WON??!

WHO’S NEXT?!?!

YOU DEEECIDE!!

EPIC! *Trumpets* RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!![/spoiler:2ieqzh4s]

[Uprising]

Oh, my season 2 debut is out. Blackbeard vs Jon Bon Jovi.

[Samos]

Here's my review of UmbreonOfTheDarkness' Voltaire vs. Aurelio Voltaire. Next is Hillary Clinton vs. King Henry VIII.
[spoiler:3hdiy085]Voltaire-Round 1: The 1st half isn’t so great, but there are some pretty good references near the end of the verse. Not great, but not a terrible verse. 7/10

Aurelio Voltaire-Round 1: This verse is a bit long compared to the other Voltaire’s verse, but it is a pretty good verse. The song references and puns are pretty good, for the most part. 7.5/10

Voltaire-Round 2: The Boo-Hoo reference was nice, but the rest of the verse isn’t so great. It seems like a lot of the verse is just listing facts and opinions instead of joking about them. 6/10

Aurelio Voltaire-Round 2: I have to say, this is a really great verse. A bit too long, but there are a ton of great insulting lines in this verse. 9/10

Overall: What I loved about the last verse is that almost every line was a reference. Try to put at least 1 reference in each line, and if a line has no references, feel free to take it out. 7.5/10

Final Results:
Voltaire: 13/20
Aurelio Voltaire: 16.5/20

Total Score: 37/50[/spoiler:3hdiy085]

[Faker]

Can ya reserve a spot for me? I'm almost done with a battle. Thanks! ^.^

[Samos]

Here's my review of Sparrowhelper and ZombieLicker's Hillary Clinton vs. King Henry VIII. Next is Seth Macfarlane vs. Walt Disney.
[spoiler:2tish2g9]Hillary Clinton-Round 1: Most of the lines in this verse are good points, but they aren’t really jokes. I loved the Seymour cocks line though. 7/10

King Henry VIII-Round 1: Again, really insulting lines, but there’s not too many actual jokes. There are some good lines though, like the execute line. 7.5/10

Hillary Clinton-Round 2: The church line is decent, but the rest of the lines in the verse don’t have much of a purpose. Some lines don’t really reference anything. 7/10

King Henry VIII-Round 2: The verse isn’t too good until the end. The last line is absolutely hilarious. 7.5/10

Overall: The battle has potential, but the facts need to have jokes with them. Sometimes, it feels like facts are just beung listed instead of joked about. 7.5/10

Final Results:
Hillary Clinton: 14/20
King Henry VIII: 15/20

Total Score: 36.5/50[/spoiler:2tish2g9]

[Uprising]

You forgot Clinton's first verse?

[Samos]

You forgot Clinton's first verse?

I actually wrote it, but I guess it got erased. Thanks for telling me, I'll fix it in a second.

[3]

[youtube:34j0v2ma]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jLqJ-ZaT_A[/youtube:34j0v2ma]
What about Robespierre vs Richard Nixon? How can you review it?

[Samos]

Here's my review of Rick Grimes' Seth Macfarlane vs. Walt Disney. Next is Blackbeard vs. Jon Bon Jovi.
[spoiler:2gshdnji]Walt Disney-Round 1: There are some good lines in this verse, like the magic line. Some of the others lines seem too obvious and unnecessary though. 7/10

Seth MacFarlane-Round 1: Around the middle of the verse, there are like 4 good lines in a row. The beginning and end of the verse isn’t great, but the middle is awesome. 8.5/10

Walt Disney-Round 2: This is a pretty big step up for Disney. The glass shoe, cold, and Steamboat Willie lines are all awesome, there are some other decent lines in the verse too. 8.5/10

Seth MacFarlane-Round 2: This verse is also great. Just about every other line is great, with some exceptions, but overall it’s enough for the win. 8.5/10

Overall: I think this was your best battle yet. The references are clever, the puns are funny, and it’s just overall a fantastic battle. 8/10

Final Results:
Walt Disney: 15.5/20
Seth MacFarlane: 17/20

Total Score: 40.5/50[/spoiler:2gshdnji]

[Katz]

Can you review my Fix it Felix, jr. vs. Bob the Builder or Buzz Lightyear vs. Duck Dodgers?

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