Presidential Reviews

[RBM]

I thought "'Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight" was pretty good :ashamed:

[Umbreon]

Can you review my Romeo & Juliet Vs Bonnie and Clyde? Link is in mah sig

[sane]

When can I expect my review?

No hurry though

[Samos]

Here's my review of SaneButStrange's Tesla vs. Zeus. Next is Yellownerd vs. Gunnut17.
[spoiler:2m3okxgc]Zeus: God of Lightning-Round 1: These are a lot of references in the verse, but some of them aren’t very clever. I did like the OCD line and the American sense of humor line. 7.5/10

Nikola Tesla-Round 1: The Joe Biden line is pretty good, but the rest of the verse isn’t great. It’s mainly just listing facts, and not making too many jokes about them. 6.5/10

Zeus: God of Lightning-Round 2: The verse isn’t that good with an exception of the Hades line. It’s a clever way of saying ‘’Go to hell.’‘ 7.5/10

Nikola Tesla-Round 2: This is the best verse of the battle in my opinion. The dad line and GIMP lines are both funny, but they aren’t enough to win the battle for Tesla. 8/10

Overall: The lines are mainly listing information about the other one and not joking about it. I enjoyed this battle, but the references need work. 7.5/10

Final Results:
Zeus: God of Lightning: 15/20
Nikola Tesla: 14.5/20

Total Score: 37/50[/spoiler:2m3okxgc]

[GonadTheNomad]

Here's my review of SaneButStrange's Tesla vs. Zeus. Next is Yellownerd vs. Gunnut17.

Hehe

[The Element Commander]

If it isn't too much of a bother, could you perchance review my first battle, Ms. Frizzle vs Jack and Annie? It's an Epic Rap Battle of Stupidity. This would be greatly appreciated, many thanks.

[BBGUN]

Hi. I'm going to do serious reviews of the ERBs. Why? Because I feel like it. Keep in mind these are my own personal opinion. If I offend someone somehow, I apologize.
First one: John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly. Enjoy.

[spoiler:2itzzlhh]The Beat: It's catchy. It's not extremely epic, though. More of just a beat that you get stuck in your head. 7.5/10

Impressions and Costumes: Honestly, not very good at all. It doesn't really seem like they were doing impressions at all, just reading the lyrics in their own voices. 3/10

John Lennon-Round 1: He starts off strong with his Help line. Then mainly a few insults about Bill's short temper. His LSD sh*t line was pretty funny, and so was the George Bush line. Pretty good. 8.5/10

Bill O'Reilly-Round 1: Unlike his opponent, Bill doesn't get strong until the end. His first good line was the George Harrison line. The best line of the battle was the Yoko Ono line. But, for the most part, Bill O'Reilly was average here. 7.5/10

John Lennon-Round 2: John starts off good here with a few references to his songs, but ends weak. Still, the good beginning gets it a good rating. 8/10

Bill O'Reilly-Round 2: I liked the $10,000 shoes line, but that's about it. Yeah, he mentions his catch phrase, funny, but rather predictable. 7/10

Overall: This was the first rap battle, and it shows. Compared to the other battles, it's rather weak. But that's because the battles still had much evolving to do. And if you think of it as its own video, rather than one in a series, it's pretty good. 7/10

Final Results:
John Lennon: 16.5/20
Bill O'Reilly: 14.5/20

Total Score: 48.5/70[/spoiler:2itzzlhh]



To-Review List:
Upcoming Battle-Sparrowhelper
Yellownerd vs. Gunnut17-gunnut17
EFB #3-The Batman
Kratos vs. Percy Jackson-Intellectual
Gordon Ramsay vs. Ronald McDonald-redbugman97
EFB #4-The Batman
John Wayne vs. Buffalo Bill-Funnybone
Edgar Allan Poe vs Stan Lee-The Gal from the Mary Land
Buzz Lightyear vs. Duck Dodgers-Conjurer Of Cheap Tricks
Romeo & Juliet Vs Bonnie and Clyde-Umbreon
Ms. Frizzle vs. Jack and Annie-The Element Commander

Can you review my Frankenstein vs slenderman
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[Samos]

Here's my review of Yellownerd vs. Gunnut17. Next is Kratos vs. Percy Jackson.

Spoiler: 

Gunnut17-Round 1: The Lance Armstrong reference was the only line I liked from this verse. The rest of the lines didn’t really have much to do with either forumer. 6/10

Yellownerd-Round 1: I enjoyed the gif-basket line, the Underdog line and the last line. Some of the lines are bad, but they get balanced out. 8/10

Gunnut17-Round 2: I guess I like the line where he says they wouldn't be there if it weren’t for him. The rest of the lines, like the last verse, seem too and unrelated. 6/10

Yellownerd-Round 2: The verse is slow at first, but near the end of the verse, the lines get pretty funny. The Orange line was possibly the funniest line of the battle. 7.5/10

Overall: I can tell you were both having fun, and that’s what matters when 2 forumers rap against each other. The lines in some instances seem to be unrelated to either of you, but the battle was still fun to read. 7/10

Final Results:
Gunnut17: 12/20
Yellownerd: 15.5/20

Total Score: 34.5/50

[Samos]

Here's my review of Intellectual's Kratos vs. Percy Jackson.
[spoiler8awxfv1]Kratos-Round 1: The lines are really harsh, which adds personality to the verse. I thought the thrones line, the eyes line and the sabre line were all great. 8.5/10

Percy Jackson-Round 1: This verse has some funny lines as well, like the facial, fingernails and story line. Kratos’ verse is better, but this is also impressive. 8/10

Kratos-Round 2: The double entendres at the beginning are OK, but not fantastic. The shower lines is pretty funny, but there’s not much in this verse besides that. 7.5/10

Percy Jackson-Round 2: The beginning is funny, the middle is average, and the last few lines are awesome. This verse is just good enough for Percy to win. 8.5/10

Overall: This battle was very well-written. There were good lines on both sides, lots of humor and some smart references. 8/10

Final Results:
Kratos: 16/20
Percy Jackson: 16.5/20

Total Score: 40.5/50[/spoiler8awxfv1]

[ZombieLicker]

Could you review Intense Rap Battles of Craziness' David Bowie vs Neil Young?
[youtube:2c24vwhd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7yGcRgkREc[/youtube:2c24vwhd]