Presidential Reviews

[GonadTheNomad]

You should review ERBoF Me vs you.

[Samos]

Here's my review of Funnybone's Grumpy Cat vs. Garfield. Next is Epic Doctor X vs. Mew.

Spoiler: 

Grumpy Cat-Round 1: Well, most of the things in this verse are true, but they really aren’t very funny or clever, mainly just too obvious. There are a few OK lines, but I’m not that impressed with the verse overall here. 7/10

Garfield-Round 1: The owner line is an example of a line that's undoubtedly true, but really just not very funny or clever at all. Most of the verse is like that, until the last 2 lines, which are both actually a really huge step up. 7.5/10

Grumpy Cat-Round 2: I can't think of much to say about this verse that I haven't already said about the others. The lines are just too obvious and not that clever, the difference is that this verse doesn't have as many exceptions. 6/10

Garfield-Round 2: There are some more obvious lines in this verse, but these are a bit better because they're things that not many people know about him, like the Guinness world record line. Not the best verse of the battle, but enough for Garfield to win. 7/10

Overall: It's got a few good lines here and there, but this battle has too many statements about the characters and not enough jokes. There are a lot of references, which is good, but it's not enough for them to just be referenced without jokes. 6.5/10

Final Results:
Grumpy Cat: 13/20
Garfield: 14.5/20

Total Score: 34/50

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post332556

[Kubby]

Could you add Ken Rosenberg vs Phoenix Wright to your list of battles to review? http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...483#post337483

[Poles]

Review the Cocojoe vs Goomy that you helped on: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post337407

[Samos]

Review the Cocojoe vs Goomy that you helped on: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post337407

Nah, I don't want to review a battle I worked on. It'd be too biased, and would sound arrogant whenever I complimented a line I wrote.

[Uprising]

Review my Ben Franklin vs 2 Chainz battle.

AND KEEP IN MIND WHEN YOU DO REVIEW IT

2 Chainz's lines were made intentionally bad at times, to mimic his own songs.

[Funnybone]

I'm back with bigger and better battles, This newest one is actually what I think to have the most effort and work put into it.

I am asking for your opinions on the battle, Boat VS Plane

Like before it's in the spoiler:

Spoiler: 

Episode 2: Boat VS Plane


*Boat is sailing across the ocean when suddenly a plane passes over*


Plane: Ahoy Down There! Having Fun!


Boat: Not in the mood plane, I got some cargo that must be delivered today..


Plane: Hmmmm... Not in the mood for a... rap battle?


Boat: You want to rap me? *Boat turns around*


Plane: Drop the nice guy and start hurtin me wimp!


Boat: Let's do this!!!!



Boat:

Yo plane! Challenge accepted get into your rapping mood.
These rhymes are going to be sick like most people at your high attitude
Safe way to travel? Please.. You could drop into a crash landing at any second
And yet you still think that a electrical device is a deadly weapon?
They call yourself a plane because your rhymes come out flat
"Sir your engines are ready" HA! Only your airport could only tell you that!
Just look at yourself you have less dynamic structure than me.
Your engine's sound goes so high they should rename them to Glee.


Plane:

Don't make me rock the boat! You fatass cruiser!
Watch me beat this unlucky and unfortunate sore loser
You smell of fish and shit and your horn sounds like a dying hoover
When I'm done with you, you'll be regrettin not to learn scuba
While I'm up in the air, your below swimming in a pool of salt and toxic waste
Your poorly designed ship's just look like they only used cheap paste
I speed through the air your ass huff and puff's to the other side.
I burn so bad that your propeller's would be fried!


Boat:

I have my own swimming pool and stuff for your choice
My top side of me is fun for girl's and boys
You don't care about anything, Your engines are roaring
It's helping it's pollution cause global warming.
Try to sink me bitch! I'm like bedrock and aluminum put together
At least I can sail through all sorts of weather
We know who the winner is in this case, Your prices are Skyrocketing with your cash
My hot baked rhymes erupt so quickly you will be choking on it's ash!


Plane:

Your story was less convincing than your service.
You will go down with no dignity when my rhymes hit the surface!
You aren't the best! Your a failed abomination
When your passengers get on board you eat up most of there vacation!
I shouldn't say that since your trips are the same getaway
Take your ass out of the water and stay away!
I hope these words come back and haunt ya.
I will B4 your ass right out of the water!

[Poles]

Please review this ERB with forumers thingy between Umbreon and I.
I wrote the majority of it: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post338619

[Samniss Arandeen]

I would love to see your review of my TF2 in-fight.

[Samos]

Here's my review of Epic Doctor X vs. Mew. Next is Goste Rida vs. Ominom.

Spoiler: 

Mew-Round 1: The best lines in the verse are definitely the Brad Wolf line, the special effects line and the raw meat line. There are a lot of other really good lines in the verse, and those certainly help the score a bit, but they aren't as strong as those lines. 8.5/10

Epic Doctor X-Round 1: A few of the lines in this verse are a bit obvious, but still pretty good, like the wild *sshole line. There are also some really great line in this verse, like the name changing line, but the verse isn't quite as good as Mew's. 8/10

Mew-Round 2: Another very nice verse with great references and great ''flow''. The first 2 lines, the vapor line and the Pewds line are all really great, so this verse has a consistent beginning, middle and end, which I rarely see in forum battle verses. 9/10

Epic Doctor X-Round 2: I personally found this the weakest verse of the bunch, but that is by no means a bad thing at all. I like the Steam Punk line, love the Lavender Town line and like the last line as well, but in a battle like this, it's just not quite enough. 8/10

Overall: Stuff like this is the reason I occasionally check out the You vs. The Person Above thread, because this was pretty brilliant. Both of you really know what you're doing in this game, and the fact that you guys keep coming back to that thread and continue to put out rhymes like this will most likely never fail to impress me. 8.5/10

Final Results:
Mew: 17.5/20
Epic Doctor X: 16/20

Total Score: 42/50

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post332641