Presidential Reviews

[GonadTheNomad]

To be fair, they were on the "same team" and Gunnut ALSO beat KITN

On this reasoning:

YUS.

[Moonjik]

nigga no stfu

[Samos]

Here’s my review of zyroda vs. JohnGoopy. Next is Benito Mussolini vs. Julius Caesar.

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zyroda: Well, the first verse made me burst out laughing once I found out what it meant, so that’s a pretty great start. The second verse has some great comic relief. I laughed at the first line, kissless ****** line, girlfriend’s dog line, dick line and last line. In the second verse (or third I guess), pretty much everything from the Clemi line onwards made me laugh. The buttmonkey in the back and forth is funny, as is the high pun. Kind of wish there was a “no punchlines” joke instead of just a mention, but Sonicxman’s lines are both funny. 19/20

JohnGoopy and his Double Accounts: The mannerisms in JohnGoopy’s verse are pretty funny, but in terms of standalone rhymes, the only really good ones are the selfish line and victim line. As for Lando, the 1% line is pretty good, and the badass line made me laugh, even if it was an obvious joke to make. The mackrels line is pretty nice and the personality line works pretty well. “Not being sorry” isn’t really a dis or a boast to me, but the rap punchline joke is awesome. WumboBigDick has a good dis and a good point, SambabaHasCancer has the cancer joke and Spartica4N*ggers has the 4 pun. LandoJesus isn’t that strong, but he’s funny. 17.5/20

Overall: Bravo, guys. This is one of the most entertaining battles I’ve read on this site. The personalities are spot on, the jokes legitimately made me laugh, there’s a great reference to joke ratio, I can’t speak enough praise about this battle. 9/10

zyroda’s Best Line: i could make fun of your halloween costume, but i think that's your real ugly fat face
zyroda’s Worst Line: good thing you got rid of your last gay ass nick
JohnGoopy’s Best Line: FUCKYOUSHITHEAD HERE'S A RAP PUNCHLINE, YOU!
JohnGoopy’s Worst Line: JohnGoopy rhymes man and man because he can

Final Results:
zyroda: 19/20
JohnGoopy: 17.5/20

Total Score: 44.5/50

[WardenOfTheNorth]

Can you please review my King Arthur vs. Henry VIII battle?
http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...999#post375999

[Spars]

I thought they did a great job on that too. Now get to me. :D

[@Dumbledore]

Review my Ariana Grande vs Selena Gomez battle (my first female battle). I didn't post it yet but it will be up later today or early tomorrow.

[Kubby]

Could you review my VGBR ( http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...et-another-one ) after it's finished?

[BrineBlade]

Could you please review the Season 4 finale of Zoroark and Lohuy's Pokemon Rap Battles?

[Samos]

Here’s my review of ERB Crazy’s Benito Mussolini vs. Julius Caesar. Next is Spider-Man vs. Tarzan.

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Benito Mussolini-Round 1: The limiting dicks line is alright, while the epileptic in a dress line is pretty funny. I don’t really get the Houdini reference, and if I do then it doesn’t seem to have much to do with either of these people. The sex joke kind of falls flat. Why is he calling it “mini”? The salad line is a nice joke though. 8/10

Julius Caesar-Round 1: The “came saw and conquered” line had to be done, and this one isn’t too bad. The Vercingetorix line isn’t that clever, and the atheist line is a bit too fact statey, even if it is a good point. I’m not the biggest fan of the line about failing on both world wars, it’s just too blunt. I like the Vesuvius reference though. 7.5/10

Benito Mussolini-Round 2: The first three lines aren’t really jokes, and the fourth line isn’t really a dis. I don’t really see how calling someone “ironic” is an insult. Then there are a few more jokeless references, but the last line is alright. Still the weakest verse in the battle. 6.5/10

Julius Caesar-Round 2: The Brutus reference isn’t bad, but I don’t know if bringing up Brutus in Caesar’s verse is a great idea. Probably better Colosseum jokes you could make, but the Circus Maximus line and last line are good enough for a win. 8/10

Overall: This battle’s a bit of a step down from your last one to me. It’s definitely got some good references here and there, but a lot of the references seem to be just brought up and not joked about. Also, as a side note, try working on the punctuation, it gets a bit hard to read at times. 7.5/10

Benito Mussolini’s Best Line: I'll eat you like a rabbit cause this salad just got served
Benito Mussolini’s Worst Line: Don't try to plan your attacks, cause I'm not a retard
Julius Caesar’s Best Line: I'm more disastrous and dangerous than mount Vesuvius... boom!
Julius Caesar’s Worst Line: I have statues of me and a noble leader status

Final Results:
Benito Mussolini: 14.5/20
Julius Caesar: 15.5/20

Total Score: 37.5/50

[@Dumbledore]

Did you hear about Asterix and Obelix and their magic potion. Hence the barbaric Houdini part. Kinda like Isaac Newton doing Harry Potter business.