Sane-Round 1:
HOW DARE YOU NOT LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCK
This IS technically a reference to how Sane is about to sleep, but it’s not a very specific one, and could really be used by anyone who’s tired.
I'M THE SON OF A GUY NAMED LEE YOU'RE THE PRODUCT OF RHINO FUCK
The first half is a fact statey reference, and I can’t really tell what the second half of the line is trying to say.
MAYBE O I'm not even rhyming I'm tired
This is more of a self-dis than anything else.
In tennis does wipe come after Duece
Funny, but completely unrelated to either of these rappers.
Cross dress this bitch you aint hemsworth shit
Again, it is a reference, but not either of you two.
hith? Fuck
Hith is not a word.
…
There’s no joke here.
Score: 1.5/10
PolarThor-Round 1:
Allow Bore to retort you *check your privilege*
Decent reference to the original line.
You look up to me because I'm great
I’d say this line is fact-statey, but it’s not even that. It’s opinion-statey.
And you're not
See above.
Cuz I don't get nice, I get mean (Tommy Wiseau, The Joker, and Walt Jr: Mean!)
Not a bad reference and joke. But it doesn’t rhyme.
Wait I forgot this stuff is supposed to rhyme too
It is supposed to rhyme, that’s the point. And this line feels self dissy.
Now keep your ass guard up, you filthy jew
Doesn’t really work, since Sane isn’t Jewish.
I don't know if you have a sister, but you might
Not an insult or a dis.
I don't know much about your life BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE
This is actually rather clever. Not a super specific reference though
PolarBore is the more rapper of us, whore
There aren’t any references in this line.
That didn't make sense but I wanted lines that ended in ore
When you’re admitting one of your previous lines didn’t make sense, it’s counterproductive in a rap battle.
Ruling over the Jews, a people weak and frightened
Sane doesn’t rule over the Jews.
Oh crap that's racist
Again, criticizing yourself is not helping.
Score: 4/10
Sane-Round 2:
How the fuck does this battle even go
This makes you look unprepared.
I just got done listening to Blackbeard and Capone
This is irrelevant to the rap battle.
Alright I played it
Again, makes you look unprepared.
Vincent D'ofrio was a good Kingpin
After the last line, I was thinking this verse would get more focused, but this is also a very random reference.
Remember when n'sync was in
No, and that has nothing to do with these two.
I'm about to rain on your parade
You can’t just copy the ERB lines, it makes the verse look lazy.
Itchy trigger finger quicker with the bolts than usain
See above.
Wait I can't just steal peoples writings
Well, if you’re going to do it, you might as well stick with it and make the best of it.
Plagiarism can suck a dick. Lightning.
Self-dis.
Score: 1/10
PolarThor-Round 2:
The teacher from Magic School Bus is named Mrs Frizzle
That has nothing to do with these two.
Snoop Dogg likes to say fo shizzle
That also has nothing to do with this.
Try to duel with me, Sane, you must be bonkers
Polar has informed me that this is a reference. But it’s such an obscure reference that it might as well not even be there.
Conquerors doesn't rhyme with continents
This is a rap battle, not a review.
I have two dogs so I double dog dare you
This is actually clever. Shame it’s wasted in an otherwise completely ridiculous verse.
To shut up you freaking dirty jew
Just a generic insult.
I hate you a lot and I'll beat you in this rap
One of the most generic lines I’ve ever heard.
Suck mah deek
Not a reference.
Score: 1.5/10
Sane-Round 3:
You try to hard I make it look easy
Yes, but not in a good way.
I am so fucking sleepy
Why is this relevant? You could make a joke or a dis out of it maybe, but you haven’t done that.
Shit shit shit shit shit shit. Shit
This is not a reference.
Shit shit viking ship shit shit ahit I misspelled shit
The viking ship is not enough of a reference or joke to save this line.
Score: .5/10
PolarThor-Round 3:
You're gonna lose to Polahhhh, someone shoulda told yaaaa
The only thing close to a reference in this line is that if you say “Polar” as “Polah”, it works into the original line. Which is a huge stretch.
I hate you
This could be used by anyone against anyone. And I don’t think there’s a single scenario in which it would be good.
It's too not to, you should try harder to type
At least it’s responding to the other line. But that doesn’t make it clever.
You can go to sleep now if you want. Bye!
Doesn’t sound hardcore enough for a rap battle.
Score: 2/10
Overall: There are very very few relevant references in this battle. It seems like it could’ve been written mostly without any knowledge of each other. There are one or two clever lines in this battle, but that’s about it. It’s almost entirely filler and irrelevant references. 1.5/10
Sane’s Worst Line: Wait I can't just steal peoples writings
Sane’s Best Line: HOW DARE YOU NOT LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCK
PolarBore’s Worst Line: Oh crap that's racist
PolarBore’s Best Line: I have two dogs so I double dog dare you
Final Results:
Sane: 3/30=2/20
PolarBore: 7.5/30=5/20
Total Score: 12/70
Originally Posted by WardenOfTheNorth
Could you please review my Simon Cowell vs. Gordon Ramsay battle? You'll have to scroll to the bottom to see it.
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