Presidential Reviews

[Turtlesauce]

Wow, he actually did it.

Why Loh, why torture him like this.

6/10 is pretty good tho.

Oh.. wait.

[Juiz]

Could you review Whitney Avalon's Princess Rap Battles? I'd love that!

Gunnut vs Turtle RFWF pls ty? :3

Sam, I want a LINE BY LINE review of Shaka Zulu vs The Beatles =P

You uh... skipped one..

[Samos]

You uh... skipped one..

My bad, I'll get to that one next.

This one first though since I basically finished it yesterday anyway:

Spoiler: 

Lohuydahutt-Round 1:
Skarmory meet Gonad, flinch at the sight of that hoe
The Skarmory reference is good. The hoe at the end feels kind of rhyme-stretchy.
Who thinks he has a ghost of a chance against Loh
Good.
But when I step on the mic, I get nerf hammered
Lest I cut deep like the Dustman speech and leave blood on the banner
References are good and I get what it’s trying to say. It just doesn’t seem too threatening when you say in a rap battle “I’m holding back”.
Send you back to Wash. with a side note from Lohuy
Good set up.
Stop dancing me or you'll (probably) die
Funny, goes well with the original line.
Fly over to the east coast we'll shove your face straight up your butt
Aside from that being a very weird mental image, good.
Screwed over by more than just the gun laws in Connecticut!
Nice, parodies the original well.
Score: 9/10

Gonad the Nomad-Round 1:
You talk a lot of shit for an animal who isn't house trained
Parodies the original line well, not so great on its own.
I heard you won Death Battle, but the Deadliest Forumer will leave you slain
Could’ve been a better deadliest forumer line, although this one definitely isn’t bad.
Cause all I hear is bad rhymes from a blooper moderator with no dank memes
The blooper mod thing was already done before.
And I'll thrive in the midst of the sounds of your screams
Not a specific enough reference.
You should go hide up in your moderator tower
Good.
You're fucking with the most straightest face of the ERBoH forumers
The straight face works as a boast sometimes, but in this context it doesn’t make you seem very threatening.
I'm the last fateful to Russia and last of the Yami Kage bruhs
Good parody of the original.
****sticking you accompanied by my comrades and sukas
Works OK with the Russia reference.
Ask the memebros if my running jokes are simple cheap padder
It’d work if Manch and Wumb taught that your memes were good, but since they don’t it’s kind of confusing.
Rip your good potential forum gags like they were Larry Flatter
This is an awesome reference.
So don't go dropping your banhammer on me
If I wanted to read infractions, I'd look at my forum history
Feels like a self-dis.
Score: 7.5/10

Lohuydahutt-Round 2:
Oh I know all about that tell me what did you get?
Oh right, got negrepped back to Agartha after you left
Good reference.
So watcha gonna do with your banned ****stick?
When I go YN-mode and break this dick?
Could kinda be used by anyone against anymore.
By Lohuy, D. Hutt with real #shotsfired
Decent.
Hammering down any suka even after I'm retired
Wordings a bit weird, but I get the joke.
I got the strength of dankey kang and the speed of SANIC YO
Good parody of the original line.
And we all know you're just a sucky lech bro
Again, could kind of be used against anyone.
Score: 8.5/10

Gonad the Nomad-Round 2:
Ooh can I be a dolphin? Cause I'll ****stick your ass
Not bad, actually taught me something.
I made a more Dankey thing by creating Wyatt Glas
This is a pretty good pun. I don’t know if I would’ve thought of this one.
First my swag line will be dropped and make you jelly of it
Then I'll go in for the kill, you can't diss dudes without wit
Pretty funny parodies of the original line.
Let your moderators come at me, my Bust-a-Nut's at the (Wyatt Hertz: Ready!)
When I get (Banned!) I take all in range with me
Not bad.
But there's no use in killing you and your brethren
You can all go in the suka lair when you're beaten
Kind of obvious.
Score: 9/10

Overall: One of the better REWFs I’ve read. References are pretty funny, only problem is some of the jokes are a bit done before and some of the points of the lines are a bit confusing. But good job overall. I liked both sides. 8/10

Lohuydahutt’s Worst Line: Oh I know all about that tell me what did you get?
Lohuydahutt’s Best Line: Screwed over by more than just the gun laws in Connecticut!
Gonad the Nomad’s Worst Line: If I wanted to read infractions, I'd look at my forum history
Gonad the Nomad’s Best Line: Rip your good potential forum gags like they were Larry Flatter

Final Results:
Lohuydahutt: 17.5/20
Gonad the Nomad: 16.5/20

Total Score: 42/50

[Lohuydahutt]

Just as a note: I was thinking of "holding back" in the same sense Superman does, but I can get why it's iffy

[GonadTheNomad]

I'm glad you got the Larry Flatter reference.

EDIT: Did I ever ask for a review of the Terminator/Robocop Me vs Turtle? If not, pls do.

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...008#post409008

[BKTurner47]

Hi. Umm.. Sorry for being rude, Mr. Sammy, but can you review my Cogsworth vs the Chairman battle? And if you do accept my charges, could you get it done soon? You can find it on my "Epic Rap Battles of Bigkidrant3" forum in the "FanMade Battles" section.

From,
Bigkidrant3, or you can just call me your old friend Timmy Turner

[Poles]

Hi. Umm.. Sorry for being rude, Mr. Sammy, but can you review my Cogsworth vs the Chairman battle? And if you do accept my charges, could you get it done soon? You can find it on my "Epic Rap Battles of Bigkidrant3" forum in the "FanMade Battles" section.

From,
Bigkidrant3, or you can just call me your old friend Timmy Turner

I don't know if you've noticed, but he does these in order. This is the 3rd time you've suggested this, so please just wait until he gets to you xP

[BKTurner47]

I don't know if you've noticed, but he does these in order. This is the 3rd time you've suggested this, so please just wait until he gets to you xP

I know. But, do you have any idea on when he'll review me?

[Poles]

I know. But, do you have any idea on when he'll review me?

It'll either be the next one or the one after it.

[Samos]

I know. But, do you have any idea on when he'll review me?

I'll put the list back up for convenience.