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    Here's my review of AAAA's Princess Celestia vs. El Cid (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...-s-Rap-Battles). Next is Nice Peter vs. Epic Lloyd.
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    Princess Celestia and Luna: I'm just going to put the rappers in one category each, so I can keep the 50-point thing with the strange number of verses. Celestia's first verse is her best because of the prayer, Lesson Zero and Crystal Empire lines. The second verse has a lot of references, but not many real jokes, except for the King of Leon line. The own line in Celestia's 3rd verse is good, but the transition to Luna isn't very smooth. Luna's verse also doesn't really have any jokes, but the Almoravids line is good. Overall, lots of references, but not too many jokes. 14/20

    El Cid: The first verse has a lot of alright lines, but none of them really stand out to me. The Faust line in the second verse is great, but the rest of it is either just a reference without a joke or a somewhat awkwardly written joke. The closet line in the last verse is alright, the rest is just average. El Cid's lines have the same problems as Celestia's lines, but I think El Cid's are just barely better. 14.5/20

    Overall: There are a lot of references, which is a very good thing to me. There just needs to be more jokes about the references. Try to make the lines the kind of things that you could say in an ordinary conversation and make people laugh. You're doing quite a few things right, it just needs to be a bit better. 7/10

    Princess Celestia's Best Line: Going to make this Spanish bitch get on his knees and I’m not talking about prayer.
    Princess Celestia's Worst Line: That’s it! I’ve had enough of you, you buffoon!
    Luna's Best Line: Just by looking at your face and beard, I can see why the Almoravids wanted you dead!
    Luna's Worst Line: My ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE will give you a scare!
    El Cid's Best Line: You were created by Faust, so you’re a product of hell, Celestia.
    El Cid's Worst Line: Little fool, I rule! While you may always try to face your fears.

    Final Results:
    Princess Celestia and Luna: 14/20
    El Cid: 14.5/20

    Total Score: 35.5/50

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    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
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    Here's my re-review of Nice Peter vs. Epic Lloyd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVJVCoHDAXs). Next is Unown vs. Sigilyph.
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    Beat: This beat was one of the best when the battle first came out, but then Vader vs. Hitler 2 came out and sort of did everything this beat did well even better. Now I can't think of this beat without thinking of Vader vs. Hitler 2, and because of that, it's not that memorable. But like I said, it was awesome when I first heard it. Really fits the mood of a ''final battle''. 9/10

    Impressions and Costumes: 10/10

    Epic Lloyd-Round 1: The thing with this battle is that the casual ERB fan (like me, when this battle came out) won't get any jokes made about the characters. So instead they just make references without focusing too much on the humor of the references. When there's an obvious joke though, like the retreating hairline joke, then they can be as funny as you want with it because everyone will get it. This verse does have a lot of references for the sake of references, which makes sense in this case, and when it tries to be funny, it's pretty hilarious. 8/10

    Nice Peter-Round 1: This verse is just a bunch of height jokes. Not that I necessarily blame them, I mean, practically none of their audience knew who Lloyd was. As a result, this verse is a bunch of obvious, but still funny lines. I'm not sure why this verse isn't as long as Peter's, but I didn't notice it in my first viewing, so I don't really have a problem with it. Another funny verse, but not brilliant or anything. 8/10

    Epic Lloyd-Rounds 2, 3 and 4: I can't tell what they did differently here, but the lines suddenly really picked up for Lloyd. The tall line is a great retaliation to all the height jokes, the 87 songs line is pretty funny, and the last verse has a clever pun and a really personal dis. 9/10

    Nice Peter-Rounds 2, 3 and 4: The thumb line is legendary in my eyes, and still makes me laugh today. The rest of the verses don't have much special. The Chuck Norris line is OK, but the Gollum line is just another height joke and I don't even think I should count the last verse. It's not terrible, but it's definitely not enough to top Lloyd's last few lines. 7.5/10

    Overall: I don't think they should've done this battle in the first place really. Peter and Lloyd appearing in the finale would be fine, but making an entire battle about it didn't really seem like a good idea, because let's be honest, Peter and Lloyd are the least ERB-worthy characters they've ever used (no offense to them). However, they actually did manage to do a pretty decent job with it. A good battle, and it works as a finale, but not a smart idea. 8/10

    Epic Lloyd's Best Line: You should start leaving. Look, your hairline's already retreating!
    Epic Lloyd's Worst Line: This is one vid, kid, that you won't ever survive!
    Nice Peter's Best Line: You look like a thumb! Where'd you even come from?
    Nice Peter's Worst Line: You big tooth, chompy faced, horse-looking prick!

    Final Results:
    Epic Lloyd: 17/20
    Nice Peter: 15.5/20

    Total Score: 59.5/70

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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
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    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    Could you please add this Intense Rap Battles of Craziness to the list please?
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    Here's my review of Colossal Titan's Unown vs. Sigilyph (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...l=1#post355548). Next is Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader 2.
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    Sigilyph: 3 equal verses each, so I'm just reviewing both the rappers on their own to simplify scoring this thing. Anyway, I'd say these 3 verses have one good line each. In the first verse it's the Hidden Powers line, in the second verse it's the alphabet soup line and in the last verse it's the elementary school line. The other lines are a bit lacking in references. 15/20

    Unown: These lines are even more lacking in references to me. The vase line is definitely funny, but I can't say the same for any of Unown's other lines. I don't really get how a game getting a direct sequel is an insult and a few of his lines are like that. I just find these lines a bit awkward and a bit flat. 12/20

    Overall: The battle doesn't have enough references, and when there are references, they aren't really insults or jokes. The best parts of the battle are the appearance jokes. You're good at those, keep them up. But I still think it could be better. 7/10

    Sigilyph's Best Line: No one wants to battle a piece of alphabet soup!
    Sigilyph's Worst Line: I'm sorry but you lost, 2nd gen brother!
    Unown's Best Line: Why do you act so cool? You look like me in a vase!
    Unown's Worst Line: You're not a beast if your game gets a direct sequel.

    Final Results:
    Sigilyph: 15/20
    Unown: 12/20

    Total Score: 34/50

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    Things on here I found funny:
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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    Hey, could you please review this one ? :3
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    My Daring Do vs Spitfire please?

    Grazie.
    Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    My Daring Do vs Spitfire please?

    Grazie.
    http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...064#post362064

    Here's the link for him btw

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    Also, from the same link Clemi just gave, my Octavia vs Lyra Heartstrings? Thanks.
    Last edited by Faker; 03-17-2014 at 02:40 PM.
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    Here's my re-review of Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader 2 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeLrlmV9A-s). Next is Geodude vs. Zubat.
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    Beat: This is one of my favorite beats. Like I said, it's very similar to Peter vs. Lloyd's beat, but the instruments here are more dramatic. My only real complaint is that it starts to get a bit repetitive at around the point of Hitler's verse. But that's a minor gripe, and the beat is still overall really incredible. 9.5/10

    Impressions and Costumes: Last time I gave this category an 8.5, and obviously those costumes haven't changed. However, I'm going to give this one a better score because I have to commend them on their incredible job of Darth Vader without his helmet. It looks scarily accurate. Oh yeah, and the storm trooper looks pretty good too. 9/10

    Darth Vader: The loathe line at the beginning is a nice reference, then the next line is just story-telling. I wish they had come up with a better joke to make about the Mufasa thing, but the following line about Luftwaffe is awesome, and expertly combines a nerdy Star Wars reference with a historical reference. The Strike Back line is OK, the Yahtzee line is awesome, the Indiana Jones line is alright and the concentration camp line is another perfect blend between nerdy and history. I also like the nice touch on the Robot Nuts line. It helps add personality to the battle. The last line is also a good reference. So in total, I'm surprised how many polls seem to have Hitler as the winner, because Vader really did a badass job on this verse, if you ask me. 18.5/20

    Adolf Hitler: The train line is good, but it's probably the weakest of the three shower-line-take-offs in the trilogy. The operational line is pretty great. The next two lines aren't the most clever lines, but they are pretty funny and pretty brutal (though I believe Hitler never got anyone pregnant, so there's a bit of irony in mocking Vader for only getting one woman pregnant). The life saver line is also pretty funny. The next few lines aren't that great, but the family business line is good. Now, I just want to say that the Sieg Heil line in this is one of the most overrated lines in ERB. I hear so many people in the comments saying ''Hitler won with the Sieg Heil line'', but I sieg fail to see what's the big whoop. Yeah, he's saying something that he said to Nazis, ooh, real clever. It's not like adding the ''f*cking'' adds anything to the line either. When Mr. Rogers had f*ck in his last line, it was hilarious because Mr. Rogers was usually such a calm and friendly guy, but that's not the case with Hitler, so seeing him drop an f bomb isn't as cool. The Emperor's Whore line is funny, and the verse in total is pretty funny, but it's not as clever as Vader's verse in my opinion. 17.5/20

    Overall: This battle was my favorite when it first came out, and I don't think my opinion of its greatness has changed that much. It's just that other battles have come along and blown me away even more. Still, this battle's hands down the best of the trilogy and its only flaws are extremely minor and don't take away from the battle's greatness. Oh yeah, and the intro was pretty incredible too. 9/10

    Darth Vader's Best Line: I spit sick sh*t so focused, I break yo concentration camp.
    Darth Vader's Worst Line: I'm a certified sith lord, you runt!
    Adolf Hitler's Best Line: Ugh, light saber? You need a life saver!
    Adolf Hitler's Worst Line: Everything you do is an epic fail!

    Final Results:
    Darth Vader: 18.5/20
    Adolf Hitler: 17.5/20

    Total Score: 63.5/70

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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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